Author: Bloody Mary
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Every family has a list of things You Do Not Do. It's usually simple things, meant to avoid upsetting others, avoided by sheer instinct and insider knowledge. The Imperial Family is no exception and has its own set of unwritten rules.
Among many, there is one that most people would not believe exists, namely "Do Not Leave Peanuts When Sanguinius and Azmina Are in the Same Room". The incident that caused it had grown out of proportion with time and most members of the Imperial Family shudder at the mere mention of it now. In truth, it isn't very likely that it would happen ever again.
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Azmina sighed as she tried to listen to her cousin discuss… something with Roboute. She liked them both a lot, but allowing them to talk with each other guaranteed they'd bore everybody else to death. Her gaze wandered until it stopped on the nearby bowl of peanuts.
She glanced at Roboute's head, turned temptingly to the side, then back at the peanuts. She couldn't waste such a golden opportunity…
Soon enough a peanut collided with Roboute's head. As he looked around another struck Rogal. The two glared at Azmina, who gave them her best innocent look. Then, Roboute was struck from the side and he turned to look suspiciously at Sanguinius, who had managed to wink at Azmina moments before the peanut hit its target.
Azmina used the moment of confusion and threw another peanut, but her cousin, taught by years of experience, managed to avoid it. Instead, it struck Angron, who had just entered the room square, between the eyes. The ex-gladiator blinked, looked around and decided to retaliate.
With a chair.
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Not that it stopped Sanguinius from throwing fruit at Horus when he had the occasion.
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