Hey peoples! I am really happy about the reviews and I'm hoping to see more. I should probably wait for more suggestions,but I'm too excited. So here's another chapter. DISCLAIMER:I do not own hetalia
Thursday
After the guys got there asses handed to them(all but Matthew because he didn't do anything)they slept all day.'Why did they mess with them in the first place?'Gilbird thought.'They should have known not to mess with fangirls and their moms.' Anyway when Alfred and Gilbert woke up both of their moms were there.
And then ALL hell broke loose.
POV Matthew
"Haha"I laughed"Can't...breath!"Right now I'm at the door with Gil,Alfred,and both of our moms on the other side. It's so funny all the excuses their trying to come up with. Like the one Al came up with for kicking that soccer mom.
"B-b-but mom that woman looked crazy a-and she looked like she hadn't been laid in months,s-so it looked like she wanted some of my sexy." Oh my gosh,I died when I heard that. Oh and Gilbert had some dumb ones too.
"Mom I swear on everything this lady was grinding on me. She wanted my awesomeness to give to her unawesome brats. Oh Oh and this other one she grabbed my 5 meters and said she wanted some,so I had to push her." I can't even think why he would say that to his mom. Oh they're talking again.
"Mom,this other woman said hold us down,so their daughter cou-" SMACK! I think that was my mom hitting Al because she knew what he was going to say.'Al is so stupid.'I thought'Mom doesn't like anything to do with sex. I bet if she knew Al wasn't a virgin she would flip.'
"You know I don't like the mention of sex coming outta your mouth,ok?" "Yes ma'am."
DING DONG DING DING DING DONG
"Damnit!"Gil's mom said opening the door,smirking at me and going to see who was raping her door bell.
Now we were all in the living with this little girl her mom and this other family of four. Apparently they had more to tell. Ok,I'm not saying what Al and Gil did was right,but damn these bitches was telling a whole mess of shit that didn't even happen. I mean really,I was there. You could tell our moms weren't buying it either,but these hoes just kept going,and they concluded with...
"All we're saying is they should have been raised better."
...OH HELL NO! THEY DID NOT JUST SAY THAT! We all look at my and Gil's mom then at each other. We looked at the dad sitting there stunned. At that point ALL the men in the room grabbed a kid and ran to the back of the house away from that lit bomb that was about to go off. We waited and waited..."WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN RAISED BETTER'!?" And there it was. I didn't know who said that,but I do know it was one of our moms. Now we all were listening even the kids.
"They just should have had better parents."
"THE HELL!"
"Look lady it's not that big a problem. You Just need better parenting skills."
PUNCHING,SLAPPING,YELLING,and SCREAMING could be heard from where we were hiding,which by the way was a large closet.
POV Gilbird
We all stayed in that closet for hours. And if your wondering where I was the whole time,I was in Matthew's hair. The fight went on and on until early Friday morning around 3,and may I say those other ladies got there asses WHOOPED.
In conclusion:Best. Night. EVER!
