Hey guys! Here's another chapter and don't forget to review! Happy reading. Disclaimer:I do not own hetalia. Oh yeah and Gilbird isn't starting today's story. You'll see why at the end of the story.

POV Gilbert

"Mom,you were so badass!"Gilbert said. My and Al's mom whooped ass! I mean it should have been on T.V.

"We were awesome,weren't we?"my mom said highfiving Al's mom. Alfred and Matthew laughed."Ok,guys its 4 in the morning,time for bed." I thought this was so unfair. I mean really,I'm 16! I can handle myself! You know what,I'm gonna tell her that too."Mom-"My jaw dropped to the ground as I saw my mom...MY MOM on the floor wrestling with Matthew's and Alfred's mom."MOM"We all yelled in unison.

"Sorry...boys,but the...urge to...fight is still in...our systems...AHHH! You...BITCH. Hahaha!"We all deadpan and side-stepped till we got to my room."Well that was weird. I think our moms are...are" "Insane!" "Yep. Yep. That's the one. Thanks Al."

We all got into our night clothes and laid in my room we could still hear our moms. The only thing keeping me from going down there and tell them to shut the hell up was because..well they're moms and they scare me."Guys do your mom scare you?"

"Hell to the yes."They said together and we all laughed. 'We should probably get some sleep'I thought'Buuut on the other hand,we do only have a few days until sooo.'I gave Al and Matt a evil smile.

"What?"Matt ask first. Alfred just returned my smile and mouthed 'Whatever you say I'll do it!'

"Lets sneak out!"I said with a excitement. Matthew gave a derp face while Alfred stood up and started to put on some skinny jeans and a black polo shirt."Mattie lighten up. Mom and Gil's mom will knock each other out within 5 mins. anyway."Alfred said letting Matthew know it was ok to sneak out,but Matthew wasn't buying it.

"I still don't think this is a good idea."Matthew said but Alfred and I was already dressed about time he finished his rants. Also Alfred and I had the idea to 'help' Mattie out.

10 mins. later

We were all out the window above my bed(yes Matt too). Our moms were still on the floor when we left so we were clear. Matt was still having a heart attack about the whole thing. Alfred was dragging Matt while on the phone with one of his many girl 'friends' or as most would say 'booty calls' at least that's what I call them. Anyway I was the ring leader so I came up with most of the plans.

Oh oh yeah here are the ranks:

Alfred's the muscle.

Matthew's the brain.(And yes we have done this before.)

And I,the awesomest of us all,am the rank lead...master! Yep,the master sounds bout right.

"Hey Gil,where are we going?"Matthew asked,now calm."Umm...TO THE ZOO!" We were far away enough so I can yell as loud as I want.(That's what she said. lol.)

POV Matthew

I faced palmed so many times it was a shame. Gilbert and Alfred was trying to jump the fence even though there was a back way that was unlocked. I was staring at them from INSIDE the zoo.'I wonder when their going to notice.'I thought to myself.

"Oh My God! Matt how long have you been in there?"Gilbert asked. About time someone noticed"There's a back way and it was unlocked. I saw it as we walked up."Alfred and Gilbert looked at each other dumbfounded.'Morons...'

After that little...blonde moment(but note I maybe blonde but I'm not as stupid as most may think.)we all were standing in front of,and you guessed it,the monkey cages. While Al and Gil were mocking their mirror selves,I went about looking around. I saw the snakes,bears,lions,and the birds. I can't even remember the last time I went to the zoo.

After about an hour I went back to the monkey cages to get the others,but one thing was wrong...they weren't there. I knew not to yell their names because the night people maybe there. As I began to worry I came upon something. Two morons being sitting in an office get yelled at by the night guards.

I laughed so hard as I ran home. Yep,that's right I left because I'm the 'good' child so I can't be caught doing this type of stuff. We've done this before,but never really got caught.

I made it right as I heard the phone ring. I climbed the tree as fast as I could and undressed. I have never been in bed so fast in my life. I heard foot steps and then the door flew opened. It didn't slam though so I had no reason to get up. I laid there waiting to get yelled at,but all I heard was"Aww Matthew is sound asleep.""Yeah he's a angel."Then the door closed and I relaxed again.

Later that night they came home yelling. Soon I see Al and Gil coming in the room."Hey guys."I said happily.

"You little asshole!"Was the first thing I was greeted with. And the next thing I know mom and Gil's mom was at the door.

And I think you can imagine what happened next.

POV Gilbird

If any of you are wondering where I am,because Gilbert doesn't seem to give a shit. One of those little monster of a kids took me home...again. What is this like the second time in a week. I mean come on!