Hey guys! Sorry it has a while since I last updated. My mom broke the computer. BUT its back up now and I have my next chapter ready. Don't forget to review. Disclaimer:If I owned it...well I wouldn't be here,now would I.

POV Gilbird

'I made it!'Gilbird chirped with happiness as he flew a couple of feet to Gilbert's back window.'Those horrible children. I didn't know you could have that many kids at once. I mean really,they should have stop at 5.'Gilbird thought of the hours he spent with the devil's spawns.

As soon as Gilbert heard the chirps he sat up in bed,and Gilbird flew in his hands and slept."That...dumbass..."Gilbird snored,but being a bird and all that the so-called dumbass he was speaking of was oblivious.

Time skip POV Alfred

"Hey babe. What,no,of course not. You know I only love you"I lied.'This girl is soo whiny! Can't wait to get this over with so I can call Ivan.'I thought."Ok,but you'll regret it."I said uncaring and she must have noticed because she yelled"I knew it! You never loved me! YOU'RE JUST A FAG-"Now this got my attention."Look you have no right to say that about me just because no one likes you!" I yelled back. I hated when people called someone that..even if it is true.

She sniffled, "How dare you say-"I hung up.

"Oops,did I do that? So sorry."I said with my normal happy-go-lucky grin.

"That's,what the 4th girl today Al? And it's not even 2:30 yet." My bro said with a mouth full of sandwich/maple syrup and Gil laughed.'When are those two going to fuck already? The sexual tension is killing me.' I thought.

"Alfred,eat your lunch and stop breaking,those soon to lesbian,girl's hearts." My mom said sipping on coffee.

"Mom,why are you drinking coffee in the middle of summer?"I asked her and she answered with a grunt and a 'I does what I does. Any probs with that?'

"The fuck."I said,when she was seemed out of ear shot of course.

"I heard that Alfred!"she said as I sat down at the table.

"Damn bat hearing..."I whispered,sure she hadn't heard me this time.

"Heard that tooo!"she sang in a dark if-you-say-that-shit-again-you'll-die type of way.

It gave us all shivers.

After lunch we sat in the t.v. room and thought about moms.

"You guys ever wonder how moms just...always know?"Matt asked.

At that very moment ours moms walked in and sat in the arm chairs by the windows."You guys really want to know?"

"Yes." We all said together.

The Rules of Mothers

1 Listen to all and any conversations,no matter how far you are.

2 Even when you are not there and don't know for sure what happened,blame the oldest.

3 Say no to everything that has to do with money or if it has to do with you getting up and you are feeling lazy.

4 If they ask why and you know you don't have a good answer say 'Because I say so'and walk away.

"And that's the basics." Gil's and my mom said together.

"Sooo you guys do that shit on purpose?!"I exclaimed.

"What the fuck Alfred! Language!" My mom said with a smack to the back of my head.

"I'm sorry!"My mom was now standing by the door waiting for Gil's mom."We'll see you guys later,we're gonna go to the strip-" She stopped herself even though we already got the message."Umm to the store...yep...that's it the store!"

We all deadpan in the now awkward room. Even Gilbird look like he got the message.

"Are our parents-"

"Yep."Gilbert answered.

"So they really-"

"Yes they really do."

"Am I the only-"

"No you are not."

"Matt-"

"Yes we can."

We all got up and walked out of the door. It was saturday so we took Gil's car.(Our moms made this stupid car pool chart thing so we took different cars each day.)

"So where are we going?" I asked.

"Its saturday. Where do you think?" Gilbert said.

"Wait...Holy shit! Get me outta this damn car NOW!"Matt screamed trying to open the door,but Gil locked it and I laughed."Come on Matt. Loosen up."

"Like HELL I will! Now open the DOOR"

POV Gilbird

'Oh no poor Matthew 'Gilbird thought God help him.'