About time I updated. I don't own hetalia. But I do own the right to be lazy.


Pov Gilbird

Oh no that damn witch is back. I thought Dorothy melted that skank. Oh well as long as I stay on the roof everything should be fi-

"Gilbe, my old friend."

Damn. Oh well, time to cuta bitch. Fucking eagles.


Pov Matthew

'Why the hell is she here?' I thought.

"I bet you're wondering why the hell I'm here."b She stated easily, mimicking my thoughts.

"Well, no shit." Al said hunching over in a dramatic like way.

"Well you see what had happen was..."She started to example and I just zoned out. It felt like hours til she finally stopped.

The bell ringed.

"Oops gotta go!"Al and I said as we ran to our classes.


Pov Alfred

'Free period. What first?'I said as I took a deep breath.

"YOU THERE BOY! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"

I looked this dude up and down.'Not my type, but got tha booty though.'

"I have a free period." The teacher in front of me was mega short. I gotta good one foot advantage.

"Well, is that so...SHOW ME YOUR DAMN SCHEDULE!"

"Okay dude calm down." I gave him my schedule. He looks at it then me then it then me again, then smirks.

The only thing I could think of at that moment was...

I gulped...'He wants the D...'