Author: Bloody Mary
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Aloysius Tell had long and fulfilling life. He had worked as a construction worker on an agri world, managed to father four daughters with his wife and three sons with his lover. He died at the ripe age of sixty-two, surrounded by his children and grandchildren.
Then, he woke up in a plush waiting room on a sofa. It was quite the high-class waiting room, with some exotic potted plants and luxurious lady behind the reception.
There was also no queue.
"Welcome to the afterlife, Mr Tell," the woman said, smiling a motherly smile. "To the left you see the Astronomican door-enter and you shall help our glorious Imperium steer its mighty ships with your essence. You can also remain here, until the Princess uses her wondrous powers to send your soul into a new body. Do not worry, you don't have to choose at once."
After what appeared to be thirty minutes, Aloysius opened the Astronomican door and found himself in an enormous projection room.
They were running the Saga of the Angry One.
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Serenity looked at her father incredulously. "You connected the Astronomican with a the holo-network?"
The Emperor of Mankind shrugged. "I thought they might use some entertainment there."
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