Lovehammer: Crack Edition

by Lovehammer Inc

And you thought some of the other drabbles where silly? Oh, you poor dears, please prepare to laugh yourselves silly, or suffer crack induced brain failure, either will fill us with glee. Every author free-for-all. Some connected, some standalone. Heh.

93. Poor Public Relations

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In retrospect, asking Angron's advice was a mistake.

"I SEE THE PROBLEM," he boomed when Sanguinius had finished laying out the situation with Nefer. "I CAN TAKE HER IN HAND IF YOU LIKE."

A nasty suspicious voice inside the Blood Angel Primarch's mind (it sounded like Kharn) prompted him to ask: "With the specific goal of..."

"WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER, SHE'LL KNOW HOW TO TEAR A BUILDING APART PROPERLY."

Angron, it appeared, did not see the problem. Sanguinius expanded on his explanation of why Nefer destroying sources of pornography was a bad... was not entirely a good thing.

"I REALLY DON'T SEE WHY IT BOTHERS YOU. MORTARION EXPLAINED THIS PEDO BUSINESS TO ME YEARS AGO AND IT SOUNDS AS IF NEFER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA."

Then he had to deal with three World Eater scouts sneaking aboard the battle barge to provide Nefer with a Flamer and a list of targets.

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