When Mordecai and Rigby walk back into the house to "take a break", they see Muscle Man sitting on the couch watching a basketball game.
"What are you doing here?" Mordecai asks with confusion, wondering why Muscle Man wasn't helping Hi-Five Ghost pull up the stumps.
"Starla wanted me to watch this game for her since she is getting a manicure with Peggy, Fives agreed to cover for me if I cover for him next week on his date with Celia." Muscle Man replies without taking his eyes from the screen.
"I didn't know Starla was into basketball." Rigby says, taking a seat beside Muscle Man.
"Yea, we're always having interesting conversations over whether football or basketball is a better sport. Now be quiet, Kevin Durant is about to take a shot." Muscle Man says, turning his full attention back to the TV.
"Come on dude, we have to see what website Benson is signing up for so we can put our plan into action." Mordecai says with a sigh, still not fully on board with the plan.
The two gentlemen walk upstairs to where the old computer, that no one uses anymore, is sitting.
"Why are we using this old hunk of junk?" Rigby grumbles.
"For privacy." Mordecai answers before he pulls up the internet. After that, he searches free online dating sites.
"Why don't we just go spy on Benson?" Rigby asks, thinking that this was going to take forever.
"Because, we don't want Benson to have any idea we're behind this, also, we need to come up with believable profiles that will attract Benson." Mordecai answers.
"Wait, I found his profile!" Mordecai exclaims, clicking on Benson's profile.
"Let me see!"Rigby exclaims, pushing his way in front of Mordecai. He chuckles as he reads Benson's profile.
Benson/34/Man
"He's only thirty-four? I thought he was at least fifty." Rigby says.
Mordecai lets out a short laugh before he begins to read the profile out loud.
"My name is Benson, I am a single thirty-four year old cat lover, who is looking for a nice woman to come home to. I work as a park manager and I am an avid drummer, if you would like to know more, send me a message and I will get back to you shortly." He reads.
"His profile sounds like a boring answering machine, he's never going to get any girls with that." Rigby says. He then reads Benson's stats.
Height: 5'6
Body Type: Slender
Looking For: Long term relationship
Hair Colour: Bald
Eye Colour: Grey.
Job: Park Manager
"Can you believe Benson is actually putting his actual stats in here? I mean, if I were to make an online dating profile for myself, I'd make myself seem way cooler." Rigby says.
"I put my real stats in for Couple Corral." Mordecai says with a shrug.
"Well, you're already cool, but Benson is a total loser." Rigby says.
"Whatever, let's just get this over with before Benson notices we're not working." Mordecai says.
He then begins to fill out his profile.
Name: Phillis
"What kind of old lady name is that?" Rigby snickers.
"Shut up dude, it seems like the kind of girl name that Benson would like." Mordecai says.
"How about we bet on it, if Benson messages your profile before mine, then I'll do your work for a week." Rigby says.
"Won't Benson just message whoever messages him first?" Mordecai asks.
"Good point, okay, whoever gets Benson to fall in love with their fake profile first wins the bet." Rigby says.
"It's a deal." Mordecai says, and they shake on it. He then goes back to work on his profile, about twenty minutes later, he announces that he's finished.
"About time" Rigby grumbles, getting up to read Mordecai's profile.
Phillis/30/Woman
My name is Phillis, I am a 30 year old florist. My hobbies include painting, fine wine and dining, and taking care of my three cats.
I am looking for a responsible hard working man, who loves cats just as much as I do.
"Wow, I'm impressed." Rigby says with his eyes opened wide, surprised that Mordecai thought of such an impressive profile on a whim. However, his admiration dampens when he reads the stats that Mordecai gave Phillis.
Height: 6'3
Body Type: Slender.
"You can't put your real stats, like Benson would ever go for a girl who is 6'3." Rigby says.
"Fine." Mordecai grumbles, when he's finished, his stats read:
Height: 5'7
Body Type: A few extra pounds
Looking For: Long term relationship
Hair Colour: Red
Eye Colour: Blue
Job: Florist.
"Perfect, my turn." Rigby says, quickly jumping up onto the computer chair, it only takes him about five minutes to make his profile.
Helen/24/Woman
There's not much to say except my name is Helen and I'm looking to meet a nice guy.
"I'm so going to win." Mordecai snorts out.
"Whatever, after Benson reads my stats, he'll totally go for Helen." Rigby says.
Mordecai rolls his eyes before reading the stats Rigby put for "Helen."
Height: 5'2
Body Type: Curvy
Looking For: Long term relationship/Friends
Hair Colour: Black
Eye Colour: Green
Job: Lawyer
"Like you could convince Benson you're actually a lawyer." Mordecai snorts out.
"Stop talking!" Rigby yells.
"Whatever dude, let's just send our messages so I can get out of work for a week." Mordecai says, earning a glare from his friend. After they both hit send, Mordecai clears the browser history, being careful to cover up their tracks.