Lovehammer: Crack Edition

by Lovehammer Inc

And you thought some of the other drabbles where silly? Oh, you poor dears, please prepare to laugh yourselves silly, or suffer crack induced brain failure, either will fill us with glee. Every author free-for-all. Some connected, some standalone. Heh.

96. Power of the Media

Author: Bloody Mary

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"My agent saw her," a seductive voice whispered.

"ANd

PInk buTterflies

siNGing abOuT sQuaTs," another grumbled.

"I TOLD YOU, YOU SHOULD LET ME HANDLE THAT," growled a third.

"Now, now, Khorne," a fourth speaker joined, this one sounding like a jolly grandfather (dying of several terminal diseases), "it's unfair to hold a grudge over the foibles of others. Slaanesh is still so young... "

"Oh, and how would you do it?" the first voice hissed. "Drip puss on people until they tell you?"

The second speaker sighed heavily, before saying, in a resigned tone:

"ToO lAte.

ShE IS BaCk on tERra."

There was a moment of confused silence and the speaker supplied, "It waS on tHe nEwS."

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