A/N: roxyrox95, I would love to hear your ideas! I would PM you, but you reviewed my story from an anonymous source or something. Anyway, here's chapter three, enjoy.
Benson arrives at his apartment and pulls out his tablet, he wants to check his messages in peace. He gasps with shock when he sees that he has three messages, he wasn't expecting any. He clicks on the first message, it's from a guy named Zaky89. He wonders why a guy is messaging him, his profile says he is seeking women, but he clicks on the message anyway.
Zaky89: u r gay like a girl wuld rly go 4 sum1 like u.
Benson rolls his eyes and deletes the message, he is not even going to bother replying to a troll like that. He then clicks on the next message, this message is from a girl named PhillisT
PhillisT: Hello Benson, I think it's amazing that you like cats, I have three myself, they are like my babies. Anyway, I just thought it'd be cool for one cat lover to chat to another cat lover.
Sincerly, Phillis.
A huge smile spreads across Benson's face, and he clicks on Phillis's profile. He is a bit disappointed to see that she has no profile picture, but he doesn't pay any mind to it, just reading her profile makes his heart flutter, who cares what she looks like? He then goes back to his messages, and he sends her a reply.
BossBenson: Hello Phillis, I love cats, I have two. I did have a dog too, but he ran away while under the watch of two of my irresponsible co-workers. I don't mean to complain in the first message, but those idiots can't do anything right. I look forward to talking more.
Sincerly, Benson.
After he hits send, Benson clicks on the next message, this one is from a girl named HotShotHelen.
HotShotHelen: Hey sexy, sup? I'm just sittin in my jacuzzi, sippin on martinis. I'm waiting for the pool boy to finish cleaning the pool so I can take a swim. You should totally come over sometime.
From, Helen.
Benson strokes his chin while he thinks of what to say to Helen, she doesn't have the same interests as him, and she seems a little high matience, but if there's anything Benson has learned, it's to not judge on first impressions.
When he goes to Helen's profile, he notices that she doesn't have a profile picture either, but just like with Phillis, he doesn't mind much.
BossBenson: Hello Helen, I would come over, but I would like to get to know you better first.
Sincerly, Benson.
Benson knows he should have written more, but he couldn't think of much else to say.
Meanwhile, back at the park house, Mordecai and Rigby are huddled around the computer, waiting to see if Benson replied.
"Dude dude, I wonder if I got any messages! Man oh man, this is going to be so great!" Rigby exclaims as he reaches to check his messages.
"Wait, if we both check our messages at the same time, Benson might suspect something is up." Mordecai says.
"Well, I'll check my messages now, and you can check yours in a couple of hours." Rigby says.
"Fine." Mordecai groans. When Rigby checks his messages, he is surprised to see he has thirty-seven new messages. He ignores thirty-six of them, and clicks on the one from Benson.
BossBenson: Hello Helen, I would come over, but I would like to get to know you better first.
Sincerly, Benson.
"Haha, he's so not into you dude." Mordecai laughs.
"I don't even know why you invited him in the first place, if he had agreed, this would have ruined your whole cover." He adds.
"Not yet, but he will be. Besides, I knew he would say no, that's why I asked him, if he never talk about meeting, then they become suspicous." Rigby says as he types up another message to Benson.
Mordecai rolls his eyes, not even bothering to reply to his stubborn friend.
Back at his apartment, Benson is elated to see that he has a new message. Truth be told, he had been refreshing the page every five minutes. He is a bit disappointed to see that the message is from Helen and not Phillis.
HotShotHelen: Oh, that's too bad, but I would also like to get to know you better as well. What are your hobbies?
Helen.
Benson smiles a bit, now this was a message he could actually reply to.
BossBenson: Helen, my hobbies include drumming, hiking, and park managing, what about yours?
A couple of minutes later, Benson smiles when he sees that he has a new message from Helen.
HotShotHelen: My hobbies include kayaking, sunbathing, and debating about various topics.
BossBenson: That sounds nice, what topics do you like to discuss?
After twenty minutes, and refreshing the page a few hundred times, Benson sees that he still has no new messages from either Phillis or Helen. Sighing, he turns off his tablet and wonders if he will ever find Miss Right.