Arf: I thought of this idea when I reading 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid'. I own nothing.
~Current Byakuya~
Byakuya and his fellow captains, Soifon, Koji[1], and Komamura, were helping clean out Byakuya's old room he had when he was still a boy. They had found many things that even Byakuya doesn't even remember having. There was all sorts of knickknacks and souvenirs, and even a L'oreal shampoo bottle that only seemed to be used once.
Koji went up to his dresser which had the words 'Don't point Senbonzakura directly at myself' on it . He opened up one of the drawers and found a book called 'Byakuya's Diary.' Smiling, he took out a few pages he found interesting and stuffed them in his pockets. he looked back at Byakuya and yelled "I'm going home"
Byakuya waved him of causally and went back to cleaning.
(3 days later)
Byakuya walked down his division's hall and he noticed everyone laughed when they saw them. He ignored it at first but then it got annoying. Then he saw Renji looking at the Seireitei Communication Magazine holding in stiff giggles.
Byakuya annoyed snatched it out of his hands and read it. As he did he eyes went wide.
Dear Diary,
Today, Grandfather came to visit! Yay! It was awesome! Grandpa always knows how to make me happy! I hope I become a great soul reaper like him!
Later while I was practicing my sword play, The Big-Breasted Cat-Demon came and stole my hair tie. I tried to catch it but it got away. I promise I'll get that damned Cat demon if its the last thing I do!.
Well that's all. Thank you for listening Diary! I think sometimes your the only one who gets me!
Love,
Bya-bya
Published by:Koji Kazefume
Edited by: Hisagi Shuuhei
Byakuya set the paper down and closed his eyes. He walked into the Publishing Office and came back out. No one saw Hisagi and Koji for three days and they had thousands of tiny scars. when asked where they got it Koji got a death glare from Byakuya and simply replied "I fell...In a meat grinder. ... yeah."
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[1] Koji is my fan-made character and the Captain of 9th Division