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Byakuya, Koji, and Renji were sitting in a circle playing truth or dare. Byakuya rubbed his eyes. "I cant believe you talked me into this" Koji and Renji chuckle.

Koji turns to Renji, "So, Truth or Dare?"

Renji smiles, "Dare!"

At this Koji smiles. He raises a finger and say, "I dare you to challenge Kenpatchi to a death match. And you can't you Bankai either."

Renji's smile disappears and is replaced with a grim face.

Renji leaves to get a 4th company to help him when he gets ripped to shreds.

Byakuya turns to Koji "Seeing how Renji left, I'll take his , Truth or Dare?"

Koji smiles, "Truth."

Byakuya looks at him, "Out of all Captains and Vice captains, who would you date and who would you kill?"

Koji holds up to fingers, "I'd date Isane 'cause I like tall women, and kill Omaeda 'cause I think he's the one stealin' all my beef jurky. My turn to ask" Koji says clapping his hands.

Byakuya simply glares at him "A non-retarded Dare, if you can"

Koji smiled, "Sure, just hit the next person who walks in."

Byakuya nods.

Then, as if on cue Yachiru bursts in screaming for candies, and as if on reflex Byakuya threw out his fist and hit Yachiru and made her cry.

Yachiru let out and yell, "Byaku-chan's a meanie!"

Koji stands up and yells at Byakuya, "Why would you do that!? She's just a little girl!"

Byakuya looses his cool and yells at him, "You told me to!"

Koji ignores him and yells "Child Abuse!" and then Koji leaves.

Byakuya sighed "God, I hate you."

Yachiru looks at Byakuya and points "I'm telling Kenny on you!"

Byakuya tries to stop her but she gets away. So, luckily for Renji, he wouldn't go up against Kenpachi alone.

9th Division had a field day and the next magazine that came out had a headline titled:

6th Company Owned by 11th Company Captain!


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