Arf:Everyone sings in the shower. Lets see what Byakuya sings

~Current Byakuya~

Byakuya was in the shower who was sent to get some dirt on the Captain from 6th Division overheard the whole song and was recording it out side his window.

This is Byakuya's shower song:

Down at an English fair,
One evening I was there,
When I heard a showman shouting
Underneath the flare:

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts.
There they are a-standin' in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead!
Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist,
That's what the showman said.

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts.
Hevery ball yer throw will make me rich.
There stands me wife, the idol of me life,
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!"

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch! x2
Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a boll, singin' roll a-bowl a ball a penny a pitch!

I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts (They're lurvely!)
There they are a standing in a row.
(One, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
(And bigger)
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said.

Now that hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts.
(La-da-de-da-da)
Hevery ball you throw will make me rich.
(Have a banana)
There stands me wife, the idol of me life,
Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

All together now!

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!
(Harmony!)
Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!
R-r-roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a ball, singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch.

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

Needless to say after Hisagi got all this he ran like crazy less he be seen by Byakuya when he get out of the shower.

Three day later, Byakuya sees the newest article in the Seireitei Magazine:

Sixth Division's Captain; A Pure Singer

We all know Byakuya Kuchiki of 6th Division. He's a Quiet and often calm man.

But our lieutenant, Hisagi Shuuhei, discovered something more. Byakuya Kuchiki has a wonderful singing voice that made him stop to listen. From the song he sang Hisagi discovered how much we did not know about Byakuya ourselves! Byakuya is a sensitive man who only wishes to be accepted.

So let us all pitch in this Friday and declare National Hug Byakuya week and until next Friday he will feel our acceptance and appreciation. Then when its all over we shall treat him with the utter most respect until next year! Then let us repeat this process!

Also give him coconuts.

Article written and edited by: Koji Kazefume

Byakuya stared at the paper dumbfounded. He was the glomped by Rukia and Hanataro. Rukia hugged him tightly "Oh! Nee-san! If you felt this way you shoulda said so"

Hanataro let out a yell "I will follow you any where Mr. Sensitive!"

Byakuya manged to escape them and the other huggers and shuppo'ed to 9th Division Headquarters. He drew his blade and dropped it and angrily muttered "Bankai."

It took 5 weeks for repairs.

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