The Relationship Agreement

Main character: Penny & Sheldon - The Big Bang Theory

Disclaimer: The Big Bang Theory and its characters belong to Chuck Lorre, Bill Prady and Warner Channel.

Summary: Sheldon may make that anything seem something formally, with its strict rules and exaggerations, but no one expected a deal like this... P.D.: I'm bad summarizing -.

[...] another object caught his eye.

There were several leaves stacked prolixly one down of the other. With an front cover rosy that read "The Relationship Agreement" as title, but down of everything was what we impact to Leonard "This document is legally bindable among: Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper, Ph.D. and..." Leonard could not believe, right in the line of below was the signing of Penny.

- Oh no, th ... this must be a misunderstanding, a bad joke - He thought to himself, just a week ago he and Penny ended and were to be friends, but this was impossible.

I lift the front cover and his eyes fell on the following page...

"Clause of notification of guests overnight: There should be a advance notice 24 hour if a woman/man unrelated will be spending overnight in the house/apartment of one of the members of the relation man/woman respectively.

Article 1: The demonstration of affection in public acceptable that constitutes in grab onto of the hands and/or embrace in the following circumstances:

A) Any party requires `a demonstration of love´ (term social).

B) Either party is in danger of falling.

C) Either party deserves a sincere handshake after gaining the Nobel Prize.

D) Was solicited formally or informally by either party for "X" reason.

[...]

Article 2: The coitus is acceptable in the relation to the following terms:

1) Both should to have taken shower 30 minutes before practice of coitus.

2) They must having washed completely the mouth (brushing, flossing, rinsing)

[...]

Article 2, Section 3: The act of coitus shall comply with the following and possible terms that can be added in future:

A) Caresses, kisses and hugs pre-coitus.

B) Allow hugs and kisses after that the coitus has concluded for half an hour.

C) Bathe after performing that indicates the term B).

D) In case thet possible, it is acceptable to sleep in the same bed after they turn As agreed at the term C).

[...]"

Leonard he avoided follow, but could not control his gaze were addressing to a small inscription at the bottom of the sheet:

"The male in the relationship, Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper, Ph.D. accepts experience new positions in the act of coitus next to the female of the relationship if ord..."

The experimental physicist was in SHOCK, not only, could not believe that Sheldon were in a relationship with Penny, if not that also not the enter in the head to Sheldon taking, also ,a PHYSICAL RELATIONSHIP WITH PENNY!

He calmed down and thought he that would just be a stupid joke, made an attempt to laughter, but the exasperation the could more. And in an unconscious state, with papers in his hand, manoteo the pack of cloths with the other, already occupied by the disinfectant. And headed to the living room...

- ¡SHEELDON! - He screamed and when he was near high, launched the stupid order.

- Auch! - Was what managed to say Sheldon, confused and unconscious of the situation. Not as a Penny, she understood everything as soon as she heard the scream and saw as family papers firmly caught by Leonard.

- eeh... Hey! Leonard - The silly phrase that said, trying to be sympathetic, got worse the state of the more lowest.

- Shut up Penny! -

- Leonard that's no way to target a dame... - Sheldon scolded.

- Your also shut up Sheldon! - There was a quick glance between Penny and Sheldon, and were again look at Leonard, which continued...

- No! ... they know that? not they shut up, they speak up and explain to me, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? - He demanded, tugging the "object in question" to the armchair, beside Sheldon.

- Darling... - Sheldon looked at her strangely, as Penny knocked on Leonard.

- We regret that you find out thus, but... - She stopped herself looking for the right words.

- They regret that? I found out, what? What it's a joke, right? - Her voice went down just a little.

- Come on Sheldon! Say "Bazinga" - Leonard said, directing his gaze to Sheldon.

- Leonard... - For the first time the theoretical physicist not know what to say, all that screaming altered it too much.

- Look, Sheldon and I... wait a minute! - As Penny said that, Leonard felt the threatening tone of her in the last sentence. The girl mused in a seconds.

- You are not anyone to scold us as if we were a small puppies... - The blonde screamed, and she turned to Sheldon, she saw that his face had drawing a small smile staring at nothing, obviously, thinking of those puppies.

- Get that look off your face! - She threatened with narrowed eyes and pointing to Sheldon with finger. Immediately after a second the high was very serious.

- Leonard, you do not have any right to come as a to judge hysterical - His voice was no longer too high.

- Sheldon and I are in a relationship... - Penny confessed, actually there was nothing to confess, only confirmed.

Leonard already calmed, but still shocked by what he was hearing.

- ... us are sweethearts - She clarified.

[...]