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Chapter 8: Clowns All Around

I was running around looking for the execution platform, it looked so much easier to find in the anime.

When I finally found the damn thing, Zoro and Sanji were already there fighting Buggy's crew and Buggy himself was on top the platform standing above a locked up Luffy.

"I made it!" I shouted.

Zoro turned to look at me. "About damn time!" he shouted.

"Destroy that platform!" Sanji shouted, kicking a guy in the face.

"I see you have some new crew members, Straw Hat." Buggy announced. "I do have to thank you for scattering my parts! If it wasn't for my time as a chibi then I wouldn't have found wha every circus needs!"

"A ringmaster?" Luffy asked.

"A tent?" Zoro questioned.

"Beatiful Ladies!" Sanji shouted.

"People to actualy go to it?" I asked.

"No!" Buggy shouted in anger. "More Clowns!"

After he announced that I noticed two particular guys come out of the crowd of Buggy's crew. My jaw dropped when I saw who it was.

One was a guy, looking like he was in his thirties, he was somewhat overweight. He was wearing a mask locked into a permanent maniacal smile, baggy white pants with pink dots. He had red eyes and his bald head was on fire! He was carrring a saw-like machete that he was dragging across the ground.

The other one was probably in his twenties, he was real skinny and had bleached pale skin. He was wearing a purple jacket, orange shirt, and dark purple leggings with fingerless gloves of the same material, and no shoes. He had wild green hair, red eyes, dark red lips, unusual yellow teeth, and a milky blue tongue that was easy to see as he laughed every now and then.

"Say 'Hello' to my new first and second mates, Needles Kane and Warai Jōkā!" Buggy shouted.

"This should be a barrel of laughs!" Jōkā shouted in a crazed voice while laughing and pulling out two pistols.

"I'll enjoy watching you bleed." Needles added in a deep gruff voice, lifting up his weapon.

"Sanji! Grab Luffy! Zoro and I can handel these clowns!" I shouted.

"On it!" Sanji yelled back.

"So, who get's who?" Zoro asked.

"I'll take the one that doesn't have the sharp pointy thing." I replied sarcasticly.

"Gotcha." Zoro commented as he ran towards Needles, swords drawn and ready.

I turned to face my opponenet and to be honest I couldn't tell if he was actually interested in the fight or plan bat shit crazy.

"You want to see me touch my nose with my tongue?" Jōkā asked me.

Okay, bat shit crazy he is.

"Uhhhh...No." I answered.

"Alright, then!" he exclaimed. He then shot one of his pistols in my direction.

I was lucky enough to move out of the way just in time. Of course, a small pop, almost like a firecracker drew my attention behind me.

I turned in time to see a green mist come out of nowhere and surround some of Buggy's men.

Three of Buggy's men fell over just laughing like mad men.

"I missed." Jōkā commented.

"Your worried about missing!?" I shouted. "What the hell is that green gas!?"

"It's laughing gas!" Jōkā exclaimed with a smile.

"Laughing gas?" I asked.

"Yep, its part of my 'SDB'!" he shouted.

I tilted my head in confusion. "Huh?"

"SDB? 'Smiling Death Bullets'? Are you stupid or something?" Jōkā asked in a serious tone.

A tick mark appeared on my head. "You little bastard! I'll show you stupid!" I shouted as I charged him.

"Yeah! More fun!" he shouted as he started shooting more SDBs at me.

I pulled a swerved out of the way to avoid the bullets, but I couldn't get any closer.

'Damn, this is going to be tougher then I thought.'

I turned my head to see how Zoro was doing.

He was doing fairly well, Needles was pretty strong and could hold his own agianst Zoro's strength. Not only that but Needles seemed to be good at hand-to-hand combat as well.

'Great. Things can never be easy.'

"Hehe. Gotcha!" Jōkā exclaimed.

I turned my head to see him pointing his gun right at my head.

"Oh, come on! Can't I ever get a break!" I shouted.

Jōkā kept smiling, until he pulled the trigger.

*Click*

No bullet came out, thank whatever god may exsist here.

"Awww...Out of SDBs!" Jōkā whinned.

"Hey, Jōkā." I said getting his attention. "Do you know what every good joke needs?"

"No. What?" He asked.

"A...Punchline!" I shouted.

"Pulverizer!"

Jōkā went flying back and luckily, slammed into Needles as well.

"Finally! Luck shines on me!" I yelled out in joy.

"Gyahahaha! Well, your captians luck just ran out!" Buggy shouted as he began bringing his saber down on Luffy's neck.

"Zoro! Sanji! Cortez! Usopp! Name!" Luffy shouted as storm began forming overhead. "Sorry…..I'm….dead." He chuckled, a large stupid grin on his face as the saber crept closer to his neck.

*Boom!*

When Buggy's saber was only a mere inch away from Luffy's neck, a massive lightning bolt filled the sky and struck the execution platform, engulfing it in blue flame. As the platform toppled to the ground, he merely scratched the back of his head as he landed, freed from his bonds, and turned to us.

"I'm alive?" he asked in disbalief.

Suddenly Needles and Jōkā stood back up.

"Don't stand there get him!" Needles shouted as he charged Luffy.

Jōkā didn't respond as he too charged towards Luffy.

"Uh, you want to fight!" Luffy shouted. "Fine!"

"Gomu Gomu no... Bazooka!"

Luffy shot both his arms back and flung them right at the two clowns. Once his palms hit them they went flying back towards me.

When I saw this I decided to get a little bit more pay back at Jōkā for the 'stupid' comment earlier.

"Double Wrecker!"

I threw two cakra charged punches into Needles and Jōkā's gut send them flying back agian collapsing a few feet away, unconsious.

"Men! Surround the pirates! Don't let them escape!" came a loud voice.

All of the sudden a large group of marines showed up surrounding everyone.

"I think it's time for us to split!" I shouted.

"Got that rigth!" Zoro and Sanji added.

Zoro had to grab Luffy by the collar to keep him from getting involved.

"Straw Hat is getting away! Stop him!"

A small group of marines blocked our path, but they were quickly moved out of the way.

"Now, let's hope nothing else happens." I commented.

I then noticed a lone femal figure standing in the middle of our path. Her deep blue hair washed over her eyes, and as she stood there, she firmly held a long, elegant katana in her arms.

'Isn't that...Tashigi?' I thought.

"So you're Roronoa Zoro….a pirate." Tashigi stated nonchalantly, and then began to tremble. Lifting her head she began yelling, "I…..You lied to me!"

"Me and my big mouth!" I shouted as I face palmed.

I hope everybody enjoyed the latest chapter.

Warai- Laughing

Jōkā-Joker

I gave The Joker a japanese name because of the shibuckia guy whos nickname is 'Joker'.

Now, put your hands together for...Morgan!

Morgan: Thank you !Thank you! Now from now on I'll be making an appearance at the end of chapters when a new Leak appears to bother Cortez and the gang. This way you can have a better understanding of some of the characters. Since, not everybody is going to know every single character. Anyway, first up we have...Needles Kane.

[Picture of Needles Kane Randomly appears]

Morgan: Needles Kane is the new First Mate of The Buggy Pirates. But, he originally came from the Twisted Metal franchise, driving his own vehicle known as 'SweetTooth'. Here he hasn't changed much from his Twisted Metal self. He still is a violent, bloodthirsty clown. He's steength is impressive and he had enough skill to hold his own agianst Zoro.

[Picture of Needles dissolves and is Replaced with Wara Jōkā]

Morgan: Here we have Wara Jōkā or The Joker as I'm sure a lot of fans out there alreasy knew. This Joker is from the animated series 'The Batman'. Hence, why this Joker seemed a little bit more carefree and childish. Keeping his love for laughing gas Jōkā created his own speacial bullets that can burst open and release laughing gas, just in case the bullet misses. He is a decent shot and his childish nature and no real regard for who he hits makes him pretty dangerous when fighting, but he seems to forget some important details.

[Picture Dissappears]

Morgan: Well, that's it for this chapter. Don't forget to review and come back for the next new chapter!