Arf: Sorry for all long updates but I just got hit by a car and I aint feelin' to jolly. So to keep ya'll entertained, here's this. Also this idea goes to TallerThanThou ShorterThanThou. Thank you.
Byakuya and Renji were digging a 500 ft deep hole(With Renji doing most of the work). Renji looked over at Byakuya "Captain can you tell me please why we're doing this."
Byakuya looked at him "I'm glad you've asked"
Renji threw a rock at him "I've asked 30 times before! You just ignored me"
Byakuya rubbed his head were he got hit. "Well you know how Koji has continuously embarrassed me correct?"
Renji nods. "Yes Captain"
Byakuya tells him "We are going to hit him with the most simplest trick, he won't even expect it! Were making a pitfall!"
Renji stares "A pitfall...?"
Byakuya nods "Yes a pitfall. He walks this path to get to the cafeteria faster. Today is yogurt day so he's sure to come" He looks into the hole "This is deep enough. Lets cover it up"
Renji sighs and covers it up with leaves and dirt. He looks at his captain "I don't think it's going to work"
Byakuya silences him and they run into a nearby bush. 30 minutes later Koji walks by. He walks straight over the pitfall. After he leaves a confused Byakuya walks over and jumps on the pitfall and falls straight though it.
Renji's head is seen at the top. He yells to his captain "Captain Kazefume is light on his feet!"
Byakuya slams his head on the rocky wall.
~Shinigami Picture Book! Golden!~
Byakuya walks into his room. Something quickly catches his eye. A trip wire is in his path. He chuckles abit to him self "Koji. You are getting sloppy."
He steps over in and lies in his bed. When he does he hears creaking. He looks around and suddenly his bed burst underground. Koji then walks up to the edge of the pitfall and laughs "Ha! The wire was a distraction! Haw haw haw!"
Byakuya holds up his blade and releases it.
Koji is hospitalized for 2 months.
Hope ya'll enjoyed it Review!