Alright it's time for a new chapter!

But, before that I have to ask you guys a question. Do you think I should do a 'Guy falls into Naruto wolrd' story? If so let me know. Also, at the end of theis chapter I'll have some possible ideas where the powers the guy has comes form.

Anyway let's get started!

(aaaaaaaaaa)- Drunken talk translation.

Disclaimer: I only own my OC and his actions. Everything else belongs to their respected creators.

Chapter 14: The Hero of Whiskey

I stumbled around the small town of Whiskey Peak for probably a few minutes, until the sounds of explosions drew my attention.

I began running or as close to it I could manage, to where the explosions were coming from.

When I arrived I saw Mr. Nine, Ingaram, and Vivi facing off agianst two unkown people.

A tall dark-skinned man with black hair in short spiky dreadlocks. Wearing a brown trenchcoat with a 5 on the shoulder, a pink cravat and a pair of sunglasses.

The other was a woman with short blond hair and bright green eyes. Wearing a yellow and orange hat, as well as a yellow dress with a lemon-like pattern, lemon earrings, and white high-heeled shoes. She was also carrying a bright green umbrella with blue stripes.

'Rive and Vltines.' (Five and Valentines.) I thought.

"Igaram captain of Alabasta Security, and Princess Vivi Nefetari of Alabasta Kingdom, we have come here in the name of the boss of Baroque Works to see that you are both eliminated." 5 said in a gruff voice.

Before anyone could react or attack I decided I was going to play the hero.

"Drnken akel!" (Drunken Tackel!)

I 'ran' as fast as I could and slamned into 5's back sending him forward.

Judging by the looks on the other face they were suprised to see me.

I gave them a large grin, tilted my head to the side, and raised my hand. "Wat's up?" (What's up?) I asked.

The three I saved looked like they didn't know if they should thank me or fall on their faces.

Of course, they never got the chance cause Mr. 5 quickly got back up and turned to face me.

"Who are you?" he asked, keeping his calm som how.

"E? I ust a itle o pirat." (Me? I'm just a little old pirate.) I answered.

"So, your the one that caused so much problems for these fools." Miss Valentines stated.

"Uitleee!" (Guilty!) I shouted.

"Well, then it seems we can fix another problem rather quickly." Mr. Five stated as he put his finger in his nose.

"Ude! Tats astei!" (Dude! That's nasty!) I shouted at him.

He didn't seem to pay me any attention as he then got ready to flick the booger that stuck to his finger at me.

"Nōzu Fanshī Kyanon!"

I did a little wierd dancer slide to avoid the booger and heard the explosion that came from it when it connected with building behind me.

"U tink I din't no bout u r ower?" (You think I didn't know about your power?) I mocked.

Mr. 5 just kept flicking booger bombs at me which, I dodged with what could only be described as a drunken ballet.

Of course, one came at my face so I ducked down to dodge it and fell flat on my back.

"I ell own." (I fell down.) I said to myself laughing.

"Kyahahaha!"

I was drawn to the sound of laughter from above me.

"Your so drunk it's pity to kill you!" came Miss Valentines voice from above me.

As I looked up and knew what was going to happen I did the only thing that came to mind.

"I kun ee ur anties!" (I can see your panties!) I shouted while pointing up at her.

I wasn't real sure but, I think she was blushing cause one of her hands was trying to pull down he dress.

"You pervert!" she shouted.

"Ichiman Kiro Puresu!"

As she was falling I decided to roll out of the way. Once, she hit and all the dust was kicked up I stood to fight.

The first thing I saw was Miss Valnetines face and it was red. From anger or embarrassment I couldn't tell.

"You perv!" she shouted.

Ok, so it was probably anger.

I didn't even get to come up with a witty remark cause, a damn booger bomb landed at my feet sending flying into the air.

I flew a good ways till I came crashing down to earth.

*BOOM*

I climbed out of the small crator that I made on impact to see Zoro, Nami, a broken Igaram, and a sleeping Luffy. I had no idea where Mr. Nine was, he was probably trying to fight off the other two or ran away.

It made my heart happy to see that the only person to look to see if I was okay was the one that I had fought mere minutes ago!

I mean Zoro and Nami didn't even bother to see if I was ok.

Nami was trying to extort some cash from Ingaram for the possibility of escorting Vivi home and Zoro didn't even seem to care.

"Anks as-oels." (Thanks ass-holes.) I told them.

It was that comment that actually got them to look in my direction, but they quickly went back to what they were doing.

Nami was still trying to extort money from poor Ingaram so, I decided to do what Luffy would do at this point.

"We ake er or ree!" (We'll take her for free!) I exclaimed with a smile, that looked just like Luffy's.

Of, course Nami started screaming at me...I really can't remember what she said but it had something to do with money.

I eventauly got tired of her yelling so I decided to interupt. "Ook, amee. If ufee wer wak he do it or ree to. O I ust eping da ead-ak." (Look, Nami. If Luffy were awake he'd do it for free. So I'm just skipping the headache.) I explained to her.

Nami seemed to think about that for a second, but Zoro knew I was right as I could tell by the face he was making.

"Ok." Nami finally said after a while.

'Ank da ord! She ant a reedy ithc, ater all!' (Thank the lord! She ain't a greedy bitch, after all!) I shouted in my head.

"How about 50,000,000 berri?" she asked as she turned towards Ingaram.

A large sweatdrop formed on everyone elses head after that little question.

'Did you hoestly expect her to not want money?' Morgan asked me.

I was giving Nami a look of disbalief. "U a eal itvh. U no dat." (Your a real bitch. You know that.) I said to her.

Not one of my smartest moves...ever! But, I blame the rum. Cause, the last thing I saw was Nami's fist coming at my face.

When I woke up I didn't see Nami, Zoro, Luffy, or Ingaram. I sat up and realized my head was killing me!

"Shishishishishi!"

Luffy's loud ass laugh told me he was nearby and awake, but it didn't help my new headache.

"Ow...my head." I said to myself. I did realize however, that I was no longer completely wasted.

'Nice to see you finally wake up.' Morgan said.

'Morgan...Can you pleeease get rid of this headache?' I pleaded with him as I made my way to where I believe Luffy was.

'I'm not sure. You going to listen to me from now on?' he asked.

'Yes.' I replied in defeat.

'Good.'

And with that Morgan began removing the pain in my head.

By the time he was doen I found Vivi, Zoro, Luffy, and Nami all sitting around.

"Hey! Cortez!" Luffy shouted, waving at me when he saw me.

I just gave him a slight wave to let him know I heard him. I made my way up to Zoro.

"So, what did I miss?" I asked.

Zoro then began explaining about his fight with Luffy and the bits of things that happened before I showed up.

"I appreciate the offer, but I can't." Vivi said in a sad voice.

"Why not? You're a princess after all! Aren't you rich?" Nami asked stupidly.

Vivi then went on to explain every single deatail about the civil war, her dad, and her infiltrating Baroque Works.

"So Vivi, did you find out who's in charge?" Luffy asked her, grinning wildly.

Vivi's eyes threatened to pop out of her head at the question. "What? The boss' identity? You shouldn't ask that!" she shouted at him.

"But you know, don't you?" he asked again.

"Ask Me Anything But That! If I Tell You Your Lives Will Be Put In Danger!" she pleaded to us.

Nami just laughed nervously and said, "Yeah I'll pass…I mean this guy is trying to take over an entire country after all!"

"Come on. He can't be all that strong if he doesn't have the balls to show his face." I commented. Of, coure I knew good and well who it was and that he could kick our asses.

Vivi looked at me in shock or horor I wasn't real sure which one it was. "Your wrong! Crocodile is one of the Shichibukai for a reason!" she shouted at me. It then took her a second to realize that she just told us who the leader was, which caused her scream.

Actaully, I think she was screaming at the otter and buzzard that were looking at us.

None of us had time to react as the otter hopped on the buzzards back and they flew off.

Vivi then broke down and told us those two report straight to Crocodile himself.

Nami then began freaking out on Vivi about telling her and her life being in danger and blah blah blah.

"A Shichibukai, huh? Cool!" Luffy shouted.

To Be Continued...

Tanslations- Ichiman Kiro Puresu (10,000 Kilo Press)

Nōzu Fanshī Kyanon (Nose Fancy Cannon)

Now, onto the power ideas:

* Symbiote from Spider-Man

* A power from Bleach

*Ben 10 Alien powers (Just randomly came to me.)

*Or any possible power you guys think would work.

Remeber to review and let me know if I should write that Naruto story, plus let me know which power I should use.