BA-DUM!

"You slut!" Orihime yelled as she slapped Rukia.

"O-orihime?" Rukia stared in disbelief.

BA-DUM!

"Ichigo..." Chad gripped Ichigo tightly by the shoulder and stared at him. "Something is wrong with Orihime.

BA-DUM!

"Nii-sama~" Rukia said seductivly to Byakuya as she climbed up on his lap.

"R-rukia? Wh-ehat are you-" Byakuya started before he was silenced by her finger.

"Just leave the thinking to me~" She whispered.

BA-DUM!

"So Mayuri... Just what is going on!" Komamura barked at a terrified looking Mayuri.

"Th-they've invaded..." Mayuri stuttered.

"Who, Mayuri? WHO?" Komamura yelled shaking him.

"The... Rabid Fans!" Mayuri replied.

BA-DUM!

Urahara stepped out of his shop and looked around to see himself surrounded by cosplayers. "Heh~" He whistled. "I never would've guessed so many would come after me. I'm honored to be so popular. Now then..." Urahara drew his sword. "Scream... Benihime!"

BA-DUM!

Renji grabbed Ichigo by his shoulder.

"R-renji?" He questioned.

"Ichigo..." Renji said with a deep blush. He then drew him into a hug. "I've been waiting for you for along time!" He pulled his face closer to Ichigo's

BA-DUM!

"Return my friends to the way they were!" Ichigo yelled at the the hooded people.

"Fuhuhuhuhu~ Come make me!" The leader mocked.

BA-DUM!

"Getsuga... TENSHO!"

BA-DUM!

"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?" Ichigo yelled out at them.

BA-DUM!

"Give in Ichigo..." The leader said gripping him by the throat. "All of your base, are belong to us!"

BOOM!

BLEACH: THE FALSE MOVIE

MEMORIES OF SOMEBODY'S F***ED UP MIND

COMING SOON!

I meant to have this out by April's Fools Day but due to a shitty computer problem, I had to postpone it till today.

Anyways! I will be taking some of the better one-shots off of this story and reviseing them to turn them into more individual one-shots.

As for the false movie, it's up to you guys whether or not you want to see a full version, or if you just want to let this lie as an April Fools joke.

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