BPOV
"Oh my god, Rosalie... you didn't." I said.
"I totally did." Rosalie replied.
Alice was doubled over in laughter with tears streaming down her face.
Rosalie was in such a hurry to fill up the bag that she just grabbed random things... and a vibrator.
"Gross." I said.
"Oh, come on Bella. It's not like I ever used it. That was a gag gift I won in a raffle last month at a Pure Romance party a girl in my class had." Rosalie replied.
"I know, but still... he's going to think you're an easy lay." I replied.
Alice had finally stopped laughing and seemed to be looking for something to wipe the tears off her face.
"I think Rosalie is onto something here. I think I'm going to have my own special bag to bring out next Thursday." Alice said, as she left the room.
"Oh, no! You too, Alice?" I called out after her.
"It's just a little fun, Bella. Don't worry... we will find someone for you to have fun with too." Rosalie said, while patting my shoulder.
"I know how to have fun. It's just creepy to me that you would want a stranger to go through your garbage." I replied.
"Just promise me you will come out by the bins with Alice and I next week, so you can see what we are excited about." Rosalie said, giving me her bitch eyebrow raise.
"Fine but I think you're both crazy." I said, walking towards my bedroom.
Alice was coming down the hallway.
"Bella, did you see the box of tissues? I could have sworn I opened a new one this morning." Alice said.
Before I could answer, Rosalie yells from the kitchen. "I put those in the garbage bag too."
That lead to both Alice and Rosalie doubling over in laughter again. These must have been some guys if Rosalie and Alice are both smitten. I guess I'll see what's so special about them next week.