EPOV

We finished our route and didn't really speak about the girls, other than Emmett making a few lewd comments about 'his woman', which we ignored. We all arrived at the condo a little after 11:30 am and seemed to all make a beeline to our bedrooms.

I brought the bag Bella gave me into my room and set it on the bed. For some reason, I was scared to open it. I felt so awkward and creepy looking through her trash. I know the girls 'know' we are doing it, but it still feels 'wrong'. I finally get the courage and decide to put my hand in and just pull out the first thing I touch.

"Duuuuude…. you will NOT believe this." Emmett says as he comes barging into my room.

I quickly retract my hand from the bag. I feel like I got caught with my hand in the cookie jar. As I take a closer look at Emmett, I see that he is wearing a lacy red pair of thong underwear on top of his head. Before I can say anything, I see Jasper standing in the doorway, looking quite uncomfortable, bracing himself on the doorframe, and turning a shade of blue. Oh shit, he's choking. I jump off my bed and past Emmett who has not a clue of what's happening and immediately do the Heimlich maneuver on Jasper. It must have worked as something that resembled a jawbreaker went flying out of his mouth hitting Emmett right in the nose.

"Ouch!" Emmett said.

"Hey man, you okay?" I asked Jasper.

Jasper was breathing hard and holding his neck, but he looked like he was going to start choking again or maybe he was crying… oh wait.. no… he's laughing. He slowly reaches up and points towards Emmett.

"You almost killed me." Jasper says huskily to Emmett. "Why the fuck you got that on your head?"

"I was just coming in to show Edward and I don't know why it's on my head." Emmett replies.

There really is no reason, other than he is just Emmett.

"What did you have in your bag?" I asked Jasper.

"Nothing spectacular, but I did get some Gobstoppers candy with a note on them saying they were for me, which I was enjoying until I passed by and saw Emmett looking ridiculous." Jasper replied.

"I didn't get anything exciting either, other than this thong." Emmett said.

"Well, I didn't get to see what's in mine yet, so why not give me some privacy." I said to both of them.

"Oh, come on, Edward. We let you see our stuff." Emmett whined.

"Fine." I said, as Emmett had a point.

I walked over to my bed where the bag was and decided to just pour the whole thing out at once.

"What the…" Emmett said, not finishing his question.

"We'll just leave you alone for a bit, Edward." Jasper says, slowly pulling Emmett out of my room with him.

Does Bella think I bat for the other team? Why would she give me these?