EPOV
We had finished work and got back to the condo. We all agreed not to look inside our bags from Alice until we got back home. Jasper was being weird about it. I checked my phone but had no messages. I was hoping Bella would have texted me by now.
"What the fuck?" Emmett said.
I turned around and saw Emmett in the kitchen holding up what looked like a condom with candy in it. I think they were M&Ms. It was tied with a bow and had a Sugar Daddy attached to it, and yes, Emmett just smelled it. Jasper entered the kitchen and was also holding a condom in his hand filled with the same as Emmett but had Pixie Stix attached to it. I still had my bag in my hand. I looked inside, and sure enough, there was a condom with candy in it, but mine had a large Butterfinger attached to it.
Emmett and Jasper looked over at me and busted out laughing.
"What's so funny? We all got similar shit." I said.
They were getting on my nerves.
"Dude…. you realize each candy was picked out for each of us with some meaning, right?" Jasper replied.
"I'm a Sugar Daddy!" Emmett squealed while digging into his condom to pull out some M&Ms.
"And Alice is a pixie." Jasper said.
Well, okay, so I got a Butterfinger. Umm...
"I don't get what mine means." I said.
"Well, you know, Bella did give you those Playgirl magazines. I guess one could assume that you would need some lubrication for your …" Jasper starting saying before I cut him off.
"SHUT UP!" I yelled and then walked towards my room… anything to get away from those morons who I could hear cackling behind me.
I did like Butterfinger candy bars….. now… not so much. I wonder if Bella will text me. Where the heck did I put my phone?