LS: I haven't updated this shit in forever. I can't believe you bro's have actually stuck with me. Well alright. This chapter is dedicated to all my lovely people! Oh and I've actually changed Lulu's last name and she's just a freeloader at Phantomhive mansion now. Hope y'all don't mind. She's still insane.

Oh I don't own anything but Lucia. Just putting that out there.

WARNINGS: Abuse, absurdness. AND PURE EPIC BADASSNESS! Oh and abuse of demonic powers.

Of Deaths and Secrets

It was a pretty smooth ride.

Ironic since Lucia was driving.

A word of caution. Never let a 13 year old, psychopathic Grim Reaper, who is, technically, high on Pepsi(1), drive.

All in all, no one got killed, they didn't get pulled over (We thank Sebastian for that.) and got there in about an half an hour.

And then all hell broke loose.

"I'll get my stuff from my room and I'll meet you out here. Okay?" Harry said, already walking towards the door.

Ciel and Lucia could only nod.

"So... What do you think is going on in there?" Lucia asked Ciel.

"To be honest I'm not sure. I hope they don't hurt him. I don't want to expose myself to common mortals." Ciel replied in a haughty tone.

"Says you! I want to kick some ass!"

"And they ask me why I never bring you anywhere."

"Cause you know my awesomeness would have blown their mi-"

CRASH!

Ciel, Lucia, and Kamineko jumped. Hell even Sebastian was startled!

"BOY! YOU WILL NOT BE LEAVING THIS HOUSE! DO YOU HEAR ME!" A voice growled out, and another crash was heard followed by cries of pain.

"Quit humming the Mission Impossible theme song Lucia and get in there!" Ciel hissed at the girl who was blocking the entry way

"You're no fun." Lucia said, before kicking the door opened and pouncing on the whale of a man who was beating up Harry.

The man moved around like a bucking bronco, trying to throw Lucia off, and in the process, had turned around and saw Sebastian and Ciel in the doorway.

Finally the man flung Lucia off and threw the girl at a wall, where she collided with it with a smack and a small squeak before she went limp.

"BOY! This is your doing isn't it? Well you're not leaving!" He yelled and made the mistake of picking Lucia up by one of her half moon pig-tails and dragging her over to the living room, the harm was done when Lucia let out a small whimper of pain.

Ciel saw red.

That had done it.

And before Sebastian had any time to process, his young master was in front of the whale of a man, one hand on his throat, suspending him in midair and the other embedded deep within the man's chest.

A flick of the wrist, and the man was dead, his heart lying outside of his fat, disgusting body, the heart still beat weakly before going still.

"Lucia!" Ciel said, crouching by the still figure of his adopted sister/freeloader.

"Ciel..." Lucia whimpered.

"Yes?"

"Come closer."

Ciel did as he was asked, concern written all over his face.

"That was bad-ass."

The concern had disappeared and been replaced with annoyance.

Ciel got up and brushed himself off.

"I can not believe I was actually worried about you." He hissed.

"Hey in my defense that actually did hurt." Lucia said.

"..."

"Oh come on. Stop being such a priss. We came in here for someone who wasn't me remember?"

Lucia walked over to Harry and looked at him.

"You all right?" She asked.

"I've had worse." Harry answered, wincing slightly.

"... Do I want to know?"

"Not particularly."

Lucia gave a brisk nod before getting up and promptly collapsing.

"Ah it seems I've broken my leg. Sebby do you mind fixing me? And Harry's ribs while you're at it?"

"Only if you never call me Sebby again my lady."

"Agreed~"

Sebastian grinned and waved his hand, a split second later Lucia was out the door, in the car and cuddling her demon cat to her cheek.

"Come along Harry. We have a long drive ahead of us." Ciel said, walking towards the car, behaving like the perfect noble that he was.

Harry nodded and moved to get his things from the cupboard under the stairs, when a gloved hand stopped him.

"I'll get it Mr. Potter. You join the young master and lady in the car." Sebastian said, bowing once.

Harry nodded, speechless and walked out the door and into the car.

Sebastian followed, slipped Harry's trunk, and the rest of his things, into the trunk of the car.

All the while Petunia Dursley and her fat baby whale of a son Dudley watched in horror as the people who killed their father/husband drive away, as soon as the car was out of sight, Petunia lunged at the phone in the kitchen, only to be stopped as some strange force compelled her to pick up the carver's knife next to her, and stab her son to death. (Not an easy feat when you have to hack away tons of fat to get to the vital organs.) She left the house covered in blood and gore, laughing like a madwoman screaming, "I KILLED THEM! I'M FREE!" all the way to the police station.

Lucia, Harry and Ciel were too busy chattering to notice Sebastian's evil smirk, a certain grinning cat did however. But decided not to comment.

~Line break~

"..."

Ciel and Harry continued sleeping, unaware of the maniac grin that was on Lucia's face.

"My lady, you realize the young master and Mr. Potter will hate you if you do this." Sebastian commented, but made no move to stop her.

"Yeah I know."

Sebastian sighed and made a 'proceed' sign with his hand.

Lucia's grin became impossibly wide. (You could say it matched the grin of the cat, Lucia's friend owned back at the Asylum) and she slunk forward until she was right beside Ciel's ear.

"Ah Young Earl~ Are you here to finally step into the coffin I made for you~?" She cooed, sounding like the Undertaker, then Lucia drew back quickly and watched the events unfold.

Ciel's eye snapped open and he lurched forward screaming no and in the process punched Harry in the eye.

Harry woke up and in an automatic response lashed out and gave a nice right hook to Ciel's jaw.

All the while Lucia laughed, and laughed and laughed.

Even Sebastian let out a small snicker here and there.

"LUCIA!" Ciel roared, pitching forward and grabbing the smaller girl by her apron. "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!"

"I just wanted to tell you we're here." Lucia said, feigning innocence.

"And you couldn't have just woke us up like a civilized person?"

"And miss the show you just gave me! Heavens no!"

Ciel let out an exasperated sigh and motioned for Sebastian to open his door.

Sebastian did so and all three teens walked out.

"Welcome to Phantomhive Manor." Ciel said.

Harry was speechless. The manor was huge!

"Come along. Sebastian will leave your things in your room, whilst I show you around."

Harry could only nod while Lucia snickered.

~Time skip~

"And this is my room." Ciel said, showing the luxurious room to Harry. "Your room is across the hall from mine and Lucia's is at the end of the hall. Feel free to look in her room just don't let her catch you. Bad things will happen if she does."

Harry nodded and walked across the hall. He peeked into his room and his jaw dropped for what seemed to be the 30th time today.

His room was done in a pale peach color, blending nicely with the various light oranges and reds. His bed was done in a sweet maple leaf orange and red and was a full king-sized bed with a VERY plush mattress.

Harry adored it.

There was a small hoot to his right and Harry looked at the snowy white owl looking at him.

"Hedwig!" He exclaimed, running over to lightly kiss the owl on the crown of her head.

Hedwig let out a small hoot and nipped at Harry's fingers in greeting.

After browsing the rest of his room to find out where everything was Harry left his room and traveled down the hall to Lucia's, forgetting the one rule Ciel gave him about her room.

However as he got closer to her room the hallway lights seemed to dim until there was no light at all. He could barely see the dark mahogany door.

But he grasped the gold doorknob and turned opening the door and his eyes widened in disbelief.

Compared to his and Ciel's room Lucia's was white. Literally the walls and everything was completely white, except for the bed, which sat on a large painted clock with bloody gold numbers, which was done in gold and the weaving cursive words on the wall done in various silk like colors.

The words formed the phrase. "The Truth You Claim To See ELUDES You, Because You Won't LOOK At What's AROUND You!"

Harry looked around some more and found that the colors of the words and the clock and the bed actually looked very good in the white room. The only thing that looked out of place was the pool of blood dripping from a gleaming unnaturally large butcher knife on a small white marbel pedestal in an illuminated corner.(2)

Harry couldn't help it. He walked towards the knife and reached a hand to touch it.

"What are you dooooing?" A sing song voice asked from behind him.

Harry jumped and whirled around, only to pale drastically when he saw the manically grinning face of Lucia.

"I-I was just looking. I-I d-didn't mean t-to touch it." He stuttered walking back and away from the crazy girl, who approached him.

"Don't mess with things you don't understand." Lucia said, roughly shoving him out of her room. "And don't come in my room without permission."

The door was slammed shut and Harry scrambled to his feet and back to the safe colors that was his room.

~POV switch~

Lucia snickered.

"Ah~ It seems I frightened him~ Ah well~" She cooed picking up a small black book and a pen.

"Petunia, Dudley and Vernon Dursley. Die on August 31st , Vernon dies via heart ripping from his body by demon Ciel Phantomhive, Dudley via multiple stab wounds to the chest by his mother, and Petunia by suicide after realizing she murdered her son. No special comments."

Lucia closed the book after checking the names and sighs.

"Ah~ Now I have to go to the library to return this and check, about 10 more out~! So many students are going to die these coming school years... I'm going to have so much FUN~ Ah but first to register my custom death scythe before William harps at me again."

Lucia walked over to the knife and picked it up, before disappearing in a flash of light.

Meanwhile in his study, Ciel sighs at his adopted sister/freeloader's antics.

LS: There you have it! Hope you enjoyed! Now we see Lucia's true state of mind. Not very reassuring is it? Now I have a question. Where should the two be sorted? What should happen to Ron and Hermione? Should Lulu, Ciel and Draco become friends? And should I put Undertaker, Grell, and Will in the next chapter?

1)Yes I am shamelessly promoting Pepsi.

2)Remember that knife. It will become vital in the future.

Oh! And I will probably have a speed art of Lucia done by the time you read this. And if I don't just keep checking back, cause I will upload it. Here's the link.

ww w. you tube user / LuciaLiddell ? Feature = m hee

Just remove spaces.

For some reason FF deleted the com / in the link above. Put it after youtube.