LL: I'm sorry for not updating! I've been in a bit of a slump. But I'm back now! Hope you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter or Kuroshitsuji. I do own Lucia however. Nor do I own a couple lines from a video game in there.
Lies and deceit.
Never let it be said that Albus Dumbledore didn't work for his fame.
Because he did, the lies he has told and the manipulations he has dealt would make Merlin roll in his grave.
He worked hard to make Harry Potter into nothing but an order obeying pawn, to be cast away when it's use was done, and now all of his hard work was going to hell!
"Who are those kids?" He had asked himself.
The previous day he had received a report from his spy, Arabella Figg, stating that the Dursleys were dead and prior to their supposed murder at the hands of Petunia, Arabella had reported seeing Potter leave with three suspicious individuals, she had no idea where Harry was now.
To say Albus was angry would be an understatement. He was downright furious, who did those children think they were? Ruining all of his hard work, his plan wasn't even all that complicated, Potter was to go to the battlefield and kill Voldemort, and then Albus would show up and kill Potter before going to the public telling them that either, Voldemort had killed Harry and in turn Albus killed Voldemort, or that Albus killed Harry because he was going dark, either would work.
But now it was all going wrong, all going to hell and there was only one solution.
Get rid of the new problems.
~IMALIIIIIINE~
"Hehehhehehe~" Lucia giggled.
"Lucia? Are you all right?" Ciel asked, looking up from his breakfast.
"Yeah, I just feel like someone has planned my demise. How silly. Hee. Hee."
Harry blinked.
"Is she always like this?" He asked.
"Only to people she cares about. Now hurry and finish, we have to leave for the platform soon."
"Oh yeah I forgot..." Lucia said.
"What?"
"Um..."
"Spit it out."
"U-Undertaker and William are coming here in a couple of days."
"..."
"Ciel?"
"..."
"Are you angry?"
"Lucia, Harry, get in the car, before the Young Master snaps."
The pair didn't any other warning and took off, running out of the dining room, through the foyer, out the doors, down the steps and into the car in record time watching the house as Ciel began yelling and throwing things in a manner most unlike him.
"This is the biggest temper tantrum I've ever seen." Harry said watching in amazement as something crashed against the windows.
"I've seen bigger."
"What's bigger than this?"
"When my master runs out of bone shaped cookies or when Grell finally has his second mental break down of the day."
"... Wow."
"Yeah. Wow."
Harry and Lucia jumped when the car door was opened and Ciel piled in like he didn't just destroy half the house.
"Feelin' better there?" Lucia asked.
"Yes." Ciel answered, a small smile on his lips.
"... You didn't break anything did you?" Harry asked.
"I didn't."
"Ah."
The rest of the trip was done in an awkward silence no one wanted to experience EVER again. It was that awkward.
"Young master, young lady, Mr. Potter, we're here." Sebastian said, nodding his thanks to the other butler who drove them there.
"Oh thank god!" Lucia shouted, grabbing her cat and practically sprinting out the door.
"Thank you Miles." Ciel said, nodding to the other man as well.
Miles gave a nod in acknowledgment but otherwise stayed quiet.
"Well then you two come on! We don't want to miss the train!" Harry said, motioning for the "siblings" to follow him so he could take them to the platform.
After a couple minutes of guiding and one coffee break later(Lucia:RASPBERRY TEA THANKS), they were at the wall between platforms 9 and 10.
"I should already know not to ask this after the stunt Sebastian pulled at Diagon Alley, but... What is the meaning of this?" Ciel asked.
"Well I can't talk much with Muggles around, but basically charge at the wall and you'll get to the train. We have to hurry though. It closes at 11." Harry said.
"Welp! ME FIRST!" Lucia shouted, taking hold of the cart she was supposed to take and charging at full speed at the wall, going straight through it.
"Well that explains how to get in."
Ciel ran at the wall at a relatively slower speed but got through just fine.
Harry followed soon after and tried not to laugh at the supposed siblings expressions. The pair was so surprised.
"Well this is... New." Ciel said, shaking the gobs-smacked expression off of his face and taking his trunk with the raven perched on top of it, inside the train, trying to find an empty compartment.
Lucia just followed like a lost puppy.
Harry helped them find a compartment and helped them put their trunks above them.
"All right I need to go find my friends. And I'll bring them to meet you, but I'll leave with them after." Harry explained, looking flustered.
Ciel waved a hand in the air.
"It's fine, go on, have fun with your friends and such." He said, shooing him along. "We'll be fine, just go."
And then Lucia shut the door in Harry's face with absolutely no regrets.
"..."
"What?" Lucia demanded.
"..."
"Quit giving me that look!"
"Why?"
"Why what?"
"Why did you just slam that door in his face?"
"Cause he said he needed to go and he just kept rambling on and on! So I gave him a small push in the right direction."
"I see... Well at least he's gonna have fun with his real friends."
"Awww and we're not real friends?"
"Well, we might, but... Do you really think a demon and a reaper could be friends with a mortal?"
"... We could try?"
Ciel sighs.
"Fine. We shall try."
"Well~ Then we should begin b-" Lucia started, but was interrupted by someone yelling:
"Anything from the trolly?"
"Trolly?" Lucia asked, peeking out of their compartment and gasping.
"What is it?"
"It's candy... AND A LOT OF IT."
Ciel and Lucia glanced at one another and then at the raven that was glaring at them as if it was DARING the siblings to leave, and then they grinned at each other, grabbed their pouch of galleons and ran out towards the candy trolly, leaving Sebastian squawking angrily.
Jerking to a stop, the looked at the variety of candy and Ciel had to smack Lucia to get her to stop salivating.
"Oh hello dears. Would you like anything from the trolly?"
"Um... What do ya have?" Lucia asked.
"Pumpkin Pasties, Sugar Wands, Licorice Wands, Chocolate Frogs, Bertie Bot's Every Flavor Beans, etc." The lady said.
"Mmm... 10 Sugar Wands, 3 Bertie Bots and um 5 chocolate frogs." Lucia said, "For me."
The lady blinked and gaped as Ciel asked for the same things minus the beans.
The two returned to their compartment where Sebastian waited glaring at them, his eyes narrowed as he took in the amount of sweets they were going to consume.
"Oh don't get your panties in a wad Sebastian! We are going to get there by the time it's DINNER, some sweets now won't hurt a bit!" Lucia said, grinning at the raven but blanching when Sebastian turned "human" again.
"Oh no young lady. That's not why I'm angry at all! I just feel insulted that you would choose mediocre sweets, from a train no less, than the sweets I have packed for you in your little trunks." Sebastian said, grinning like the asshole he was.
It took Ciel and Lucia all of two seconds to drop their candy and lunge at their trunks, wrenching them open and pulling out two wrapped bags.
"Sebastian! You are a saint!" Lucia said, smiling at the sweets, of which were both healthy AND sweet as fuck.
"Of course not, my lady. I am merely one HELL of a butler." Sebastian said, giving a quick bow, before transforming back into a raven.
Lucia smiled before taking one of the four yogurts out of the parcel and the spoon before wrapping it back up and setting it in the trunk again, she smiles as Ciel does the same.
"Ahhh~ Sebby's outdone himself this time~" Lucia coos as she takes a bite out of the yogurt.
"Certainly so!" Ciel says, examining the yogurt, it was vanilla, with bits of fruit, strawberries for Ciel, raspberries for Lucia, on the top arranged in a very lovely order. "What kind of sugar I wonder."
"He used the vanilla's natural sugar along with the fruits. It's AMAZING Ciel! Eat the damn thing!"
Ciel glares, but takes a bit none the less, humming at the taste.
"Certainly outdid himself. But now what are we going to do about this... Candy? Lucia what did you do with it?"
"I threw it out the window."
"... How?"
"Heeheeheeheehee... The things I do without you noticing could fill a book!"
"Oh..."
The two sat in an awkward silence until a small knock on their door brought them out of their staring contest... Well... Not really.
"Enter~" Lucia coos, not breaking her eye contact with Ciel.
"Hey you two, I brought my frie- What the hell?" Harry starts only to cut himself off at the hostile looks the siblings wore on their faces.
Ciel was completely stoic, arms folded across his chest as he stared haughtily at Lucia.
Lucia on the other hand wore a deranged, one leg draped over the other and hands put on top of them in a tepee, as she stared at Ciel.
"A... Are you two all right?" A feminine voice asked, but the pair refused to look away, as if doing so would forfeit the quitters life.
"Harry are they all right mate?" Another male voice asked.
"I have no idea, let my try to break them out of it." Harry said, waving his hand in their faces.
No response.
"Maybe you should try something else?"
Harry nods, though the pair can't see, and snaps his fingers in their faces.
The result is immediate.
Ciel lunges across the seat to wrap his fingers around Lucia's throat, only to have Lucia dodge out of the way only to roll out of the compartment.
Ciel slams the door shut and locks it. He then turns back to Harry and his friends and glares.
"Who are you?" He asks, sitting down again.
"Um. Ciel, these are my friends, Ron, and Hermione." Harry says.
"Pleasure to meet you. I'm Ciel Phantomhive."
"Nice to meet you." Hermione says, thrusting her hand in Ciel's face.
Ciel blinks and stares.
"Oh god Harry, don't tell me you befriended a pureblood! They're nothing but dark people!" The red head, supposedly Ron, shouts.
"..." Ciel says, before taking Hermione's hand and pressing a kiss at the knuckle. "Pleasure's all mine."
Hermione blushes and Ron gapes.
"Please excuse my rudeness, I'm afraid I was not expecting guests and got quite angry at my airhead of a sibling."
"W-W-Why." Ron splutters.
"Is something wrong sir? You appear to be gaping like a fish."
"Why did you kiss Mione's hand? You're a pure-blood! You don't do that!" He shouts.
Ciel blinks again before smiling a disarming smile.
"I believe the term Harry used was muggleborn." He says.
At that Ron looks properly scandalized.
"I-I'm sorry, I didn't know..."
"Well maybe you should have asked all the details before making wild and incorrect assumptions."
"Hey! There's no need to be an ass about it!"
"No? Well I believe there is. You barge in here and accuse me of something I am not and insult me. So I believe I have the right to be at least a little rude."
"Ronald, just calm down, there's no need to behave like children!" Hermione says.
"Well he st-" Ron begins but blinks when he hears a hollow chuckle.
The trio looks at Ciel who is petting Sebastian, almost obsessively.
"You three are children. I haven't been a child since I was forced to grow up before I was supposed to." He says sighing in remembrance, eyes glowing with pain.
The four never noticed the lock unlocking itself until the door flew open.
Lucia stood with an insane look on her face, she twitched a bit looking around at the trio and taking a defensive position.
"Making friends Ciel? You're as randomly lethal and pathetically needy as you ever were." She says, practically purring.
"Well Sebastian says change is good, healthy."
"Change neither refers to bad nor good, but it certainly means NOT THE SAME, now we are expecting some trouble so, sit down and as they say, shut up."
"Typical." Ciel hisses before motioning to the door.
The trio needed no other invitation, they left without another word and gaped as the door slid shut.
"What was their problem!" Ron demanded as he walked away.
Harry looked at the closed door with concern.
'What was wrong with Lucia?' He thinks to himself as he follows his friends.
~LINE~
"What was that about?" Ciel demanded as soon as the door shut.
"Like I said, we're about to hit something, so sit down and SHUT UP." Lucia says, gripping Kamineko in one hand and gripping the railing with the other.
Seeing as Lucia obviously wasn't joking, Ciel grabs the railing with both hands, and smiles watching Sebastian do the same.
Not a minute later the train jerked forward sending the pairs trunks flying and Lucia throws out a leg, wincing when both trunks land on her leg, making a sickening snap emerge.
The train halts and the students hear the rumblings of a chainsaw and Lucia and Ciel dive for the floor, as the roof of the entire train was ripped off in a flurry of metal shards and bone grinding sawing.
"Well~ Well! Now lookie what we have here, the immature demon and wanna be Shinigami!" A sickeningly sweet voice PURRED.
A flash of red and Ciel was pinned up against the wall by a knife, which was strange.
"Grell!" Lucia shouted, still in the clothes she had boarded with(1), everyone else had changed, well except herself and Ciel.
"Hello~ Lucia. Isn't it funny, look how close you all are from your destination." Grell said, pointing to the castle's train station only a few feet away.
"What do you want?"
"Hmm... It's actually not what I want."
"What?"
"You're in big trouble little Missy."
"Oh no."
"Oh yes~! You don't think we would have found out?"
"I-I.. how?"
"You were told specifically NEVER to go back there again, OR to misuse that damning gift you have. You violated BOTH. Dear William wishes to see you. And I don't know why I got stuck with this job. Ah well, come on, and put on your uniform!"
"I'm in it."
"Not entirely."
"Fuck you."
"Do you want to get in more trouble?"
"Again FUCK. YOU."
"You have such a potty mouth."
"I can't be asked to give a rats ass."
"Just put on the glasses."
"Fine."
Lucia does as she's told, and slips a pair of square framed glasses on her nose.
"Better?"
"Much. Now hurry up and get over here."
"Yes your highness."
Lucia hobbles over to where Grell is grinning before wincing, as she's roughly grabbed by one of her pigtails.
"Bye Sebby~" Grell coos, blowing a kiss to the raven and disappearing.
"W-What the hell!" Someone screams.
~LIIIINE(I WAS planning on ending it here BUUT~))~
Ciel watched as Dumbledore paced about his office.
"My boy, you're sure it was your sister that maniac took?" He asked.
"Positive sir." Ciel replied. The only reason he was supposed to be in there was to be sorted as he was a third-year and not a first.
"Do you know who kidnapped her?"
"Yes. Grell Sutcliff..."
"Do you anything else!"
"... Yes."
"And?"
"... I-I can't say..."
"This is your SISTER, we need all the information we can get."
"I KNOW! But I can't give you anymore information than what I just did. I'm sorry."
At that moment the floo flared to life.
"We found her." The man in the floo said.
"Where?" Ciel demanded.
"Near the station, she was unconscious, but there were no injuries..."
"Except?"
"Except for a shallow gash down her chest and a broken leg. She's fine. Poppy patched her up. Snape just brought her up."
"Thank you Remus." Dumbledore said, watching as the fire died and a knock came at the door.
"Enter."
The door opened a dour man in black clothing with greasy hair and a crooked nose, entered with Lucia walking quietly behind him.
"Lucia!" Ciel shouted, running to the girl and hugging her. "You worried me! Are you all right! Did they hurt you?"
"No. Grell was a bit angry with verdict, pardoned on all charges, and gave me a nick with his chainsaw. Undertaker proceeded to sock him a good one. It was awesome." Lucia said, giving a weak grin.
"... Any other reason why you were taken?"
"Yeah, and no they still have no reversal. They're close apparently though."
"That's good."
"Yeah."
Someone cleared their throat and the siblings turned to the two professors.
"As much as I'd hate to interrupt this reunion. We need to sort you two." Dumbledore said.
The pair nodded and followed Snape to the stool where the Hat sat.
"Ciel. If you would."
Ciel gave a brisk nod and sat on the stool.
"A fine mind you have. Very strong, aged before it was supposed to."
"As is the price, for losing what I did."
"Indeed, now, where to put you. You would do very well in Slytherin, but your thirst for knowledge exceeds that of cunning."
"I will be taking that as a compliment."
"As you should. I believe the correct house for you is... RAVENCLAW!" The Hat announced.
Ciel hopped off the stool and Lucia climbed on.
"What's this? Well, don't you have a deranged mind."
"Thank you. I pride myself on that fact."
"It suits you, hmm? What's this? Well now this is a surprise! It seems you're hiding quite a few things? A spell mishap, and your not exactly human are you?"
"Not exactly, but Ciel isn't either so there's no problem."
"You're quite cheery, you don't let much get you down do you?"
"I prefer to live without regrets, better that way, more adventure, fun, excitement, and most importantly there's less of a chance of boredom and more of amusement, and that's what's most important for me."
"Well then there's no doubt you belong in this house. GRYFFINDOR!"
Lucia hops off the stool and smiles as her robe emblem and tie change color just as Ciel's did.
"Ciiiiiel. We won't see each other muuuuuch~" She whines.
"We'll see each other enough, besides..." Ciel says, whispering in Lucia's ear, "You won't have me to hold you down. And you can have ALL the fun you want."
Lucia's grin spreads from ear to ear and she hugs Ciel.
"Yay~!"
The two separate and walk off in their own directions, using the maps they were given.
Lucia had left with a Cheshire grin on her face.
Ciel had left with a single thought. And that was:
'What sort of hell have I unleashed upon Hogwarts?'
LL: WELP. There ya go. A third chapter. Happy? ANNNNY WAYYY. I have a couple of questions. I'm thinking of changing Lucia's gender, hence the hints up there about a reverse and a spell mishap, what do you think? Any suggestions? Also, what should I do about Ron and Hermione? And Draco? Also. Fan art is appreciated. Cause I'm bored. I'll draw Lucia as a guy at some point. So yeah.
Love
Peace
And Chicken Grease,
Lulu.
1) Think complete Allen Walker outfit, down to the boots.