A/N: THE ACTUAL PLOT BEGINS...next chapter.

In the meantime another NSFW Irelia pairing and another recurring character...but I'm not going to tell you who it is.

All characters are over 18.

Irelia was on a beach. She knew it wasn't a real beach, but she felt too comfortable to move. Then the beach started fading away slowly into white. Hesitantly she opened her eyes a little trying to figure out why she felt so damp. "Where am I what's going on….SHIT!" She suddenly woke up completely as she realised she was naked. "How….what…me and Akali must have…." She looked around to find her clothes and found them piled by the door with a note on them.

Had to leave early and didn't want to disturb you.

I feel fantastic and I know you do as well….

Akali xx

Jumping into her clothes Irelia rushed out of the bathhouse and down the street. The sun had already began to set over the horizon and despite her legs screaming at her to stop she managed to make it out of the Placidium before darkness fell. If I don't get back soon I'm going to get skinned alive….

Just as she made it into the plains a teenage girl ran out on the path in front of her.

"Help, help me please I think someone's broken into my house!"

Irelia stared at her for a few seconds.

"Wait what? Slow down a little and just…where is this?"

"It's just over the hill in that direction you have to help, please!"

There are houses along here?

"Ok, ok I'll help. Are you alright?"

"Thankyou!" And with that the teenager hugged Irelia so violently she nearly fell over. Irelia stiffened.

"This is….. kind of awkward."

"Oh. Well… Thanks for helping anyway. I'm Sandy." Sandy blushed.

Irelia wondered why something was nagging at the back of her mind.

Sandy? I think I've heard that from somewhere….

"Well are you coming or aren't you? Come on then!" Sandy rapidly disappeared over the hill.

Irelia sighed. What's the worst that can happen?

15 minutes later she was beginning to hope she didn't find out. The walk they had taken had taken them deep into a valley and the sun had just finished setting over the horizon.

"How much further until we reach your house?"

"It's just over this hill…" Sandy whispered into Irelia's ear from so close it made Irelia lose balance.

"You can just talk quietly…."

Sandy shrank back and whimpered. "Sorry…"

As they climbed over the top of the hill Irelia stared for a few minutes. "You live in a temple?"

"I'm a runaway. I didn't want to tell you because I thought you would abandon me…"

"I'm not going to leave you out in the cold just because you're a runaway. Let's get you safe."

As they neared the temple Irelia looked around. "The robbers have gone….that's unusual." Lingering doubt entered her mind, only to leave as soon as she entered. The place looked like it had been ransacked, if it was a group of yetis doing the ransacking. There's no way this can be staged. Asthey passed a grandfather clock lying face down on the ground Irelia spoke.

"Do you need some help clearing all your stuff up or…"

"It's not my stuff…" Sandy paused for a second. "Do you think you can stay here with me tonight?"

Irelia paused. "If you want…then of course."

Sandy instantly hugged her again. "Thankyou! There's a bedroom down the hall…unless you want to sleep in my room." She blushed. Irelia looked at her. " I think I'll take the other room. "

As she left Sandy called out to her "My rooms just up the stairs!"

As Irelia sat on the bed she started thinking. Something doesn't make sense…

But she can't be trying to hurt me. The place has been looted, the temple exists, she knows her way around…

There has to be a sign.

Then she saw the sign.

Ok….

Grabbing a nearby candle she left the castle and slowly made her way towards the sign. The shadows from the candlelight blended into each other as they moved, causing the signs writing to flicker. Irelia looked.

Placidium 3 km

Lake blessed 4 km

She moved to get a look at the last signpost then she froze.

Whiteran 5 km

The sign didn't mention the temple. The temple which was directly in front of it.

Why does a temple have a signpost for a lake pointing directly at it?

She took a step forward and her bare feet touched asphalt. She looked down and saw a path. A path leading in the same direction sign.

Why is there a path underneath the temple?

Why is there a temple on top of the path?

Then something slammed into her chest causing her to double over in pain.

"What…?"

Then everything went black.


The first thing Irelia noticed was that she felt as if she was in tremendous pain. Then she moved her head and realised she was in tremendous pain.

"I really need to stop blacking out all the time….."

She moved her head around slightly, letting her eyes adjust to the dim brightness.

"Is that the sun….?"

"Oh good you're awake. I've been waiting all night."

"Sandy…."

Sandy sighed. "It's Syndra. But you can call me Mistress."

Irelia tried to remember who Syndra was. Wasn't she the insane mage with the flying building?

Then she realised what was happening. Shit.

Both her hands and feet were attached to the wall behind her with cuffs, except her feet were suspended several inches above the ground. The sunlight was streaming in through a window to her right and Sa….Syndra looked incredibly excited.

"I don't know what you want me for but you're not getting away with this. So you can stop looking so excited."

"You're interesting! Exactly what I was looking for. It does get incredibly boring around here… What was I getting to again? Oh yes that's right. You are now my slave!"

Irelia looked at Syndra, trying to figure out if she was actually insane yet.

"Right."

"Right Mistress."

Oh joy.

"And how exactly do you plan to get me to follow your orders?"

"Well you can follow them or be crushed by my unlimited power!"

The entire temple shook.

"See? We're in the air now."

Irelia gritted her teeth.

"You're still not getting away with this. I'd rather die than be your slave."

"It's not THAT bad. Honestly. I am an incredibly intelligent, kind woman with the ability to do whatever I please. All you have to do is add Mistress after everything you say. And submit to me completely. Then when I take over Ionia think of the possibilities!"

Irelia snorted. "You're not going to take over Ionia with one slave."

"You're not going to take over Ionia with one slave Mistress. It really shouldn't be this hard.

And I'm not doing it with just you. I'm going to seduce some men like I was planning to. Some that can actually fight. Then when they've all fallen in love with me I can abduct someone that's important and make the Placidium fall to its knees!"

Suddenly it occurred to Irelia.

"You have no idea who I am."

The enormous pain from before returned as Syndra summoned a sphere less than an inch from her chest.

"Why would I need to know your name? You're my slave. And maybe that will knock some sense into you and get you to start saying Mistress." Syndra got up and began leaving the room. "Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to find myself a boyfriend. And you're lucky, I might find you a boyfriend as well."

Irelia swore.

Syndra giggled and summoned a sphere inches away from the first one before she left the room. "It's fuck you mistress."

Irelia shut her eyes and imagined what Syndra being set on fire would be like.


Syndra yawned. She had been waiting for at least 30 minutes and only the occasional group of people had bothered to walk past. And none of them were even remotely attractive. She thought of her slaves obeying her every command to stop her getting bored.

"Take off your clothes." "Yesssss mistress" her slave crooned in its deep manly voice. She turned around to watch her slave…and saw her female slave instead.

She woke up with a start. "Well that was….I'm not into girls. Am I?"She had abducted a woman, of all things. And she had tried to seduce her on the way to the castle. And she had been watching her from the window. And she had absolutely lost it when the woman tried to leave. And she had deciding that feeling her soft skin before she woke up wouldn't hurt….

"That was…research. I had to do that. Otherwise…" This was driving her nuts. She got up to find something else to do, before remembering something. The note.

She took the note unfolded it and read it. And read it again. Akali….isn't that a girls name?

She smiled. Well this was interesting. Time to seduce her newest slave…..just out of curiosity. Of course.

Irelia was quietly wondering if her day could get any worse when Syndra walked in again surrounded by 5 of her spheres. The manacles loosened and Irelia fell to the ground.

"Come with me."

Irelia couldn't be bothered arguing but didn't feel like responding, so she followed Syndra in complete silence. Eventually they made their way inside a library, where light was streaming in through the stained glass windows.

"What do you want." Irelia said while avoiding eye contact with Syndra.

"I've decided to let you go."

Irelia looked at her in shock while trying to figure out if she was joking or not.

"On one condition."

"Forget about it."

"I want you to take my virginity away."

Irelia froze, as if she couldn't quite believe what she just heard.

And with that Syndra took her shirt off

"Well?"

And Irelia started sprinting in the opposite direction.


Irelia knew she was running away from Syndra. That was for certain. Why she was running away? She had absolutely no idea. Syndra had taken off her shirt, told her to take her virginity away, and Irelia had looked at her and….. She wanted to do it. She knew there was a part of her mind that wanted to do it so badly...

But she was running.

"Nervous are we?"

Suddenly Syndra appeared and threw an orb directly in front of Irelia knocking over a bookshelf and blocking her escape. Irelia swerved and Syndra laughed.

"You know it's easier just to give in…."

"Jailbait!"

"You saw my body and you liked it!" Syndra started massaging her breasts, which only inspired Irelia to run faster. As Syndra blocked off another escape route Irelia ran through the only open door, only to crash directly into someone.

"Soraka? What are you…?"

"Finding you!"

"Wha…How?"

"I followed the noise!"

"That's not what….Never mind, just run!"

Bolting down the staircase Soraka ran into a side room. As Irelia wondered how on earth Soraka found her, Karma ran in through another door.

"Where is she?"

"Who?"

"Syndra!?"

Irelia suddenly remembered Syndra was topless.

"I'd rather not talk about it!"

As Karma stared at her the doors they just ran through disintegrated. Syndra was on the other side of the doors, somehow wearing the same corset from earlier. Less relieving was the bookshelf hovering behind her.

"How dare you! I will crush you for interrupting!"

As she threw the bookshelf at them Soraka silenced her, causing the bookcase to fall short of its destination and land directly in front of them. As it missed, Karma threw a bolt of magic at Syndra which exploded as it struck her.

Irelia turned. "So what's the plan?"

"That was the plan."

Syndra reappeared through the haze, with about 5 spheres surrounding her. At the same time the castle started slowly moving upwards. Then Irelia noticed something.

"I know a way out."

"What?"

"There's a door down the corridor behind us and out the first door to the left. I've been down here before."

Karma looked at them. "This might be a stupid question but do you think you can run?"

"We're not going to be able to outrun her."

"That wasn't the question. On the count of three…"

As Syndra released her power directly at Karma, Karma responded with an enormous shield and roared "RUN!" Then everything happened in slow motion.

The magic hit Karma, tore through her shield and knocked her backwards.

Soraka grabbed her and pushed her towards the exit. Syndra summoned a final sphere directly in front of Irelia, but Irelia ran through the forming sphere and leapt out the doorway.

As she turned around, she watched as Karma and Soraka leapt out the castle, which was now floating several feet above where it had landed.

Irelia was relieved to notice Syndra had stopped following them.

Then Karma spoke "Irelia, do you want to talk about what happened in there?"

"No."

"Duck!"

As Irelia and Karma threw themselves on the ground a sphere flew over Karma and embedded itself in a nearby hill.

Karma got up.

"Well that was close."


As Syndra watched Irelia and Karma leave she felt a dull rage burning inside her.

"They took away my slave. My first slave. I'll show them all…eventually."

Catching another slave would be pointless. Especially now she had developed an attachment to the first one. For now she had another plan. Sending the castle back into the sky, she then assembled the gear she needed with her magic. It wasn't hard. She hardly needed anything. All she needed was her magic, a change of clothes, a hair tie…..and her ability to act.