A/N: Sorry this chapter took waaaay longer than it should have. I had trouble writing the start and the end...I got excited.

Peace.

Yasuo wondered how one of the most boring days he'd ever suffered through had ended with half the town being set on fire and a Noxian army trying to kill him. This is much better. I don't know what I'm going to do, but this is much more exciting.

A building behind him exploded into flames, sending soot and bits of wood everywhere. As the flames intensified, the area around him was lit up in a dim glow, and a group of about 15 Noxians turned in his direction. Ok. Now I know exactly what I'm going to do.

Sprinting into a tower at full speed, he turned and waited for them to follow. 3….2….1…

Then 4 men charged into the building tower behind him

"There he is!"

Steel tempest.

Two of the men immediately began to regret standing directly behind him, as they were thrown into the air.

Last Breath.

Yasuo was the only one that landed alive.

The third and fourth men attempted to swing their swords, only to find Yasuo was faster.

Done.

He looked around, only to find a 5th Noxian staring at him and holding a runic weapon that looked to be nearly 5 feet long.

Or not.

"FOR NOXUS!"

A woman?

The Noxian threw herself towards him at an enormous speed, and he quickly darted in the other direction. Turning around he quickly slashed in her direction, only for her to block the damage and try to slash his legs.

She's too agile for either of us to have an advantage.

As he waited for the Noxian to make another move, she simply slammed her sword into the ground, releasing a shock wave and knocking him over.

What the-?

Knocking his sword out of his grasp, the woman moved forwards to finish him.

"Are we done here?"

"Yes, commander Darius. Should we continue the offensive?"

You continue the offensive. I'm waiting for someone."

"Yes sir."

Darius knew he should probably be leading the offensive, but he wanted to talk to Riven before he left about the invasion. Riven was the only friend he had left in the military, as he refused to talk to people more cowardly than himself and her skill was enough to impress even him. Occasionally. And Riven's unit had charged into the tower after someone.

"Permission to open fire on the tower Commander Darius?"

"Denied."

Riven can easily take any Ionian by herself.

Then there was a large whoomph and the tower exploded.

Yasuo had decided if he was going to die he was going to die honourably with his eyes open and as close to his sword as he could possibly be. Then there was an explosion. The tower shook. The Noxian paused. And in a split second he grabbed his sword and charged.

Steel tempest.

A tornado flew out from the blade of his sword, knocking the Noxian over and tearing her weapon from her grip, sending it flying to the other side of the room. As Yasuo charged forward he paused.

I could kill her. But to what end? The town below was swarming with Noxians and Yasuo knew that killing this woman wouldn't aid his escape.

He looked behind him at the gaping hole created in the tower by the explosion.

Well this could be fun.

Then he leapt.

Karma yawned. Monday. Hooray. I have to go and work with a bunch of nutcases again. Where'd I put my coffee?

Walking out the front to get the milk she was mildly surprised to see a shuriken go flying past her.

"Spy!"

"What….What are you doing Kennen?"

"Looking for spies!"

"And why are you doing that?"

"Because we've been invaded!

"…."

"Have you been sleeping under a rock?"

"I've been asleep."

"Well they reached Navori 8 hours ago!"

Aaaand it's 7:00 in the morning. Then she realised. Navori. That's near...

"I really have to go."

She started sprinting off down the street.

"Go where?" Kennen looked at her as she nearly flew past down the street.

"HOME!" She yelled back, not really caring if Kennen heard or not.

If I don't get to my village soon something really bad is going to happen...

Irelia wasn't sure what was worse out of having her ribs broken, or getting tied to the hospital bed. A nurse walked past her room and she called out, trying to see if she could at least get her arms free. It's worth a shot.

"Excuse me."

"Yes?"

"I'm tied to the hospital bed."

"It's for your own safety."

"Who gave you that idea?"

"Some of the other nurses insisted."

Did they now...

"Can I speak to Soraka please?"

"She's busy."

"Tell me if she's free then."

"My pleasure." And with that the nurse left leaving Irelia to stare at the ceiling again.

Just as Irelia had counted 300 sheep, the nurse came back in.

"You have another visitor."

A man walked in that Irelia could not remember for the life of her.

"General Lito, it is a pleasure to meet you."

Oh shiiiit.

"It is a pleasure to meet you too Master…."

"Yi. I have come to offer you the assistance of the Wuju in the oncoming battles."

"Thankyou. I accept your offer."

As she finished talking he stared at her.

Was that too soon? I hope that wasn't too soon. She tried to think of something useful to say, then thought of something.

"They will be useful in the defence of The Placidium."

She watched as he stopped staring at her and stared at the ceiling instead. Then he spoke.

"You are injured?"

"It wasn't in the invasion. Some monk dropkicked me into a tree."

"Some kick." He got up to leave and Irelia remembered a favour she had to ask.

"Can you contact some people for me?"

Akali was cursing to herself. I bet everyone else gets paid for their assassinations. And what do I get? Balance. And a dead end job with shitty hours.

Then someone ran past her in a blur. Then ran past her back the other way. Then stopped in front of her.

"Akali?"

"Yes?"

"General Lito wants to speak with you."

"Does she now?"

Realising she was blushing slightly she looked up, but Yi had already run off.

Irelia was nearly completely worn out, despite still being tied to the hospital bed.

She had tried to find the troops needed to fight the Noxians, only to find that convincing the monks to fight was completely impossible, and the Kinkou Order hadn't even bothered to respond. So she'd only found about 30 people.

At least I got a few good swordsmen to join up.

She stared out the window of her room for what seemed like forever and tried to go to sleep but the Kinkou not bothering to show up was irritating her. She hadn't just needed to talk to them about the war. There was something else she had noticed…

Then Akali walked in wearing a nurse outfit that would make men speechless, and shut the door behind her.

Irelia looked at her, completely speechless. What on Earth?

"You called?"

GODAMN IT. Yi manages to find the only one I don't want to see. Well, actually...

Telling the truth occurred to Irelia but then she had a better idea. Still speechless, she nodded.

"So you do miss me don't you…."

Akali said this as she walked over to the window and pulled the curtains across.

Irelia nodded again, wondering what the true answer was.

"But are you missing my voice?"

She took off her dress, walked over to Irelia, and started stroking her face.

"Or are you missing my body?"

"The…the second one."

Akali climbed on top of Irelia. "I was hoping you'd say that."

Then she kissed her. Seizing the opportunity, Irelia kissed back as hard as she possibly could and felt tingles run down her spine. Releasing the kiss Akali moved downwards, nearly tearing Irelia's gown off in a frenzy.

"Aren't you going to untie me?"

"Why would I do something like that?" Akali began moving a finger down between Irelia's legs.

"Beca-ooohhh…"

The same sensation from last time swept through her as Akali placed her head between her legs. As the feeling intensified Akali removed her head and smiled.

"You wanted to talk about something?"

"U-untie me!"

"You look too cute to refuse…."

As Irelia felt the ropes around her being untied she grabbed Akali and pulled her in closer and held her there with another kiss. As they kissed her hands began to rapidly explore Akali's naked body, slowly moving upwards over her chest and then downwards...

"You're getting braver, aren't you?"

As Irelia blushed at the compliment Akali moved her hand back in between Irelia's legs and as the feeling intensified pushed Irelia's face into her body.

"Sssshhhhh"

"Aaaaah-mmmmmph" Irelia sighed as she felt the muscles in her body loosen.

Akali removed her hand but left her chest on top of Irelia's face.

She seems to be enjoying herself...

"So what was it you wanted to talk to me about?" She teased.

In response Irelia simply ran her tongue as far as she could across Akali's skin.

"Mmmm…keep going.."

As Akali waited she continued to run her hands down Irelia's legs. Eventually Irelia found the ability to pull away and Akali repeated the question.

"So what was it you wanted to talk to me about?"

Irelia yawned. "I'm too tired to talk about it right now. Can I talk to you tomorrow?"

As she smiled at her Akali's heart did a double take.

"Ok….sure. But you better tell me or…."

"Or what?

Akali's heart did another double take.

"Umm… I'll think about that later. OK?"

As Irelia smiled at her, she hurriedly left the room.

As she left the hospital he had to wonder quietly to herself.

Gods….What have I created?