i watched their jaws drop and couldn't help but grin. i love seeing peoples faces when i introduce them to my world.

"on the left, you'll see jack's office." morgan gestured towards the metal door jack and ianto often disappeared behind. i cut her off, (cuz this is my tour) and said,

"and to your right you'll see our pterodactyl, myfawny." anna screamed and morgan and i covered our ears.

"oh! by the way, she's scared by loud noises. and when she's scared, she attacks." i saw anna clamp her mouth shut, and the rest of the girls excluding morgan, exchanged scared looks.

"eh ehm." emily cleared her throat and raised her hand like she was in school. i laughed and said,

"yes, emily. whats your question?" in my best teacher-voice with a smile on my face.

"ok yeah um... i was just wondering. why do you have a pteridactl that eats people who make loud noises?" she asked, her eyebrows pulled up in a worried experession. i smiled and said

"did i ever say anything about eating? anyways..." i changed the subject and went into full tour guide mode.

"over there's the hangout room, theres the archives go down there and ianto will kill you, theres the cells..." and so on. i got emily to reach up and pet myfawny (after five minutes of convincing, which is a long time for me!) when morgan dragged me away.

"why did you tell them myfawny attacks people? i've been here longer than you and that has never happened." i grinned at her ignorance.

"well, first of all, doubt it. and second of all, i don't think i could take another one of those screams! my ears are still ringing." morgan nodded in a 'yeah, good point' kind of way and we went back to the group.

"now!" i clapped my hands together and held them under my chin. "who wants to see my room?

if you wanna picture my room, imagine a giant empty space. then add a soft white carpet, white and blue furniture, a flat screen, and a king sized bed. oh1 and the ceiling has van gogh's 'starry night' painted on it. cool huh?

"oh my god."

"so. freakin. cool!

"is this real life?"

"this place is amazing!" i grinned at their reactions.

"good. you all like it. and thank god arse face didn't change anything in the time i've been gone." i muttered to myself. maelyn raised her hand like emily had before.

"uh, yes? maelyn."

"ok. who is arse face, and how long have you been gone?" oops. maybe i hadn't been as quiet as i thought...

"weeellllll... instead of just telling you who he is, how bout i introduce you." i dragged them out of my amazing room and towards jack's office. morgan came last to help the stragglers keep up. (not that she was very happy about it!) i knocked on jacks office door, then decided he didn't deserve that, so i just barged in. apparently in the middle of a very important meeting.

"hey arse face, i've got some visitors for you.

hey. sorry it's short... and that it's been so long since i posted... don't worry, i'll catch up. eventually. anyways, please review, blah blah blah. soooo... later! :)