And so, they fucking ran for their lives. Except Fluffy, who did not understand what fucking meant, so just ran as fast as he could.

"H-have we... Lost that thing?" D breathed, bending over as he attempted to catch his breath.

David glanced back into the dark corridor. "Yeah, I think so... We also managed to lose Sissi..."

"Awesome! She was always nagging me anyways."

"Don't be a dick, D."

"Wow rude."

"I have no idea whats going on." Fluffy said, as he had no idea what was going on.

David shrugged, before ruffling the kid's hair. "Same."

"Same-"

"Shut up D no one cares. You don't even have a name!"

"I do too! Its D-"

Unfortunately, D could not reveal the biggest spoiler in the world at that moment, as Mr Deady McContortionist had reared his ugly head once more. Behind them.

"GOTTA GO FAST BYE!"

"DON'T LEAVE US HERE D!"

MEANWHILE IN A TOP SECRET LOCATION AKA THE GIRLS BATHROOM

Sissi walked out of the toilets, relieved after taking a wizz she had been holding in since she started running. Hopefully the guys had heard her announcing her need to piss and were waiting right outsi-

Oh wait. Why would she even consider that option?

Sure enough, the hallway around the bathrooms was as empty as the houses as Parliament when debating making tampons and pads free.

"Jesus Christ, can't expect anything of these guys... Why couldn't I have gotten trapped with a compass and a responsible adult?"

Oh Sissi, did you not realise that in Horror stories, there will always be major inconveniences? Hark! I think I hear an inconvenience now.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"OOMPH!"

Oomph indeed, for a small fluffy thing had collided with Sissi's stomach, a small fluffy child.

"Fluffy? Where'd you come from?"

"Scary guy with broken neck was chasing us! Mr David and the other guy went down another corridor to me!"

Sissi facepalmed, trust those two to run off without the child. Couldn't trust them with a jelly baby, let alone a ten year old! Mental Note #37, never let D or David have kids.

"Uh... Miss Sissi. What do we do now?"

Sissi out her hands on her hips and thought for a minute. "Well, the responsible thing to do is find an exit and get the hell out of here, however, we should look for Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber."

"Its Tweedledum and Tweedledee."

She put a finger to his lips, stopping Fluffy from speaking. "Shoosh floof."

This is a story break. Its kinda boring. Anyway, how was your day? Did you buy anything ni- OH WAIT THERES THE PLOT-

"DAVID WE LOST THE KID!"

Crap. Well done David, you win best childminder award 2015.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaatttt?! Holy shit, are you sure D?"

D sped up his pace, trying to match David's long strides, with his long, womanly legs. "Yep, pretty fucking sure there is no child speeding along besides us as we run for our lives."

"Oh this day can't get any worse!" David said as he stepped on an abandoned rake in the middle of the corridor.

D could not stop laughing after that. Well, not until he ran into a spade, that somehow was also in his way. And not at all placed there by David. Nope.

Okay, maybe it was. Maybe it wasn't. But that does not matter! Because... Hey look a convenient hiding spot!

David dragged D into the cupboard, so that they could hide until the monster left. The closet was a tight fit though, their bodies pressed up against each other so closely D could feel the blond breathe in and out.

"Your breathe stinks dude. Use mouthwash some time." Way to ruin the mood D.

"Shooosh, and fuck you." David hissed, pressing his back against the wall so that he didn't have to come into contact with D.

This fic seems to be getting very ' sugoi yaoi desu ' up there- ANYWAY, MEANWHILEEEE.

"If I were two morons running for my life, where would I be..."

"In a claustrophobic closet?" Fluffy suggested, as they walked 500 miles and 500 more just to find the two afore mentioned morons.

"... How the hell do you, a ten year old know that word?" Sissi raised an eyebrow, because when she was ten, the biggest word she knew was Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious. Try saying that ten times fast. "Anyway, that is very likely. Good thinking child."

And so they began their quest to finding a closet.