A day in the life of Pururu. – By The-Derp-We-Call-Taruru

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{{A/N: Okay. First off. I would like to point out that it is almost 2am where I live. The only reason I am here typing this is because I am so ill I just can't sleep.
I have no idea what is wrong with me but I am just so sick. Bleh.
I've been a little better over the last few days but generally still not good.
I probably could have typed a whole lot of chapters in all fairness because I spent most of my waking time on my laptop reading other peoples fanfics or drawing pictures and stuff. Which reminds me, I made a tumblr account recently and started trying to flood it with artz for this story. I'll post a link on my profile after I publish this is I remember. XD
Anyway now that is out of the way. Thank you to everyone who reviewed! ;3;
I love all you guys. You inspire me to keep writing.
Now, I would reply to all your comments. But this review is long enough already. So maybe next chapter.
This might just be a short chapter because I feel rough and my brain won't make words right now. If that makes sense?
Anyway, hope you enjoy. Sorry it's short like this and not good quality. Next one will be long and better(ish) again I promise.}}

Work diary: day 26

I'm starting to wonder whether you are actually reading these things headquarters. I have not been issued a reply or a grade or anything since I started. I would have at least thought I may have gotten some insight as to whether I am following this work diary project correctly. I am working very hard and I don't know whether my efforts are being noticed or not. :\

Anyway. Sorry for missing a few days. ^^;
Drats I was staying on top of this thing so well too. Haha.
It has been a tiring few days. Not much happened though, I'll fill you in on the basics anyway. Um let's see...Well Zoruru was very sick with space Intulpatitias, and the side effects meant he thought he was a zombie. We chained him up in the containment unit so he couldn't do any damage. He rattled around and yelled and tried to attack us despite this though and he was rather a handful to look after, especially while everyone was exhausted from the nonstop missions lately.
Fortunately for us though, after the second day he seemed to run out of steam, the fever that came with the virus got worse and although he still seemed to think he was a zombie, he no longer had the strength or energy to attack us, let alone move really. So I took him to the medical bay to rest instead, it seemed more comfortable than the cold containment unit.
Most of my time over the last few days has just been hanging around and waiting for him to get better. There's not much I can do really, but since I'm the nurse, I felt sort of like it was my responsibility to stick around until he was healed. I gave him a few injections of a Keron healing agent to help, I think it probably sped up his healing time a little. Easiest few injections I have given him, since he didn't have the energy to attack me or make a fuss. He still panicked though a little, I could tell by his expression. I really must question him about this phobia thing at some point. It doesn't quite seem right. He normally appears so fearless and emotionless and…I don't know, grumpy. V(o-o)v
That reminds me, I really must have an interview with all the platoon members. I keep putting it off, but I really do need to update their medical files and learn more about them. I am the nurse after all. I should know as much as possible about my patients. ^^

Apart from that, not much happened. I mean, Tororo dared Taruru to lick the inside wall of the freezer, and the boy was silly enough to do so, resulting in us spending an hour yesterday trying to heat up the side of the freezer to try and get him out because his tongue was stuck fast.
Then there was an incident with Tororo. The Captain yelled at him for daring Taruru to do that in the first place. Then he got upset, clearly he doesn't take very well to punishment. So in vengeance the tadpole put super glue on the leaders chair. So when he sat down he got stuck.
I think the lieutenant realized that he was stuck strait away, but he wouldn't tell me. I only found out several hours later when he was still at his desk and hadn't come down to dinner with the others. He was all flustered and annoyed when I asked him what happened. I don't know whether he was more upset that he was stuck, or that the younger and lower ranking boy had beaten him at something. Either way though, he was not happy about it. It took me almost two hours to get him free from that chair. I think it was a powerful epoxy resin type glue.
Tororo is now grounded. Without his laptop. I think he's really angry, but at least he has probably learned who's in charge now…right?

Anyway, so not much happened.
Oh….but it was my turn to cook dinner again today. Eheheh…I guess that qualifies as something happening. ^^; I don't think the others like it much when I cook. To be fair, I don't like it much when I cook either.
Today I tried to cook…well I don't know what it was. I took a few things from freezer, since most of its contents are slightly melted now after that incident with Taruru. And I emptied them into a bowl and put it in the microwave. What? That seemed a logical way to cook.
Seriously headquarters. If you learn nothing else from my messages. Please just pass forward the command to teach students at the medical university how to cook. It's an important life skill!

So anyway. What came out of that microwave was not food. I don't…know what it was honestly. But it was alive that's for sure. It climbed out of the bowl and slithered along the floor. I know that sounds crazy, I wouldn't believe me either if I was hearing this. But it actually climbed out of the bowl and ran away! Honestly, it did!
I got nervous that the leader would be mad. I don't…want to be a bother to Garuru. I bet it's really stupid and unfeminine and dumb that I can't cook anyway. He probably thinks I'm stupid. I probably am stupid. Am I stupid?
urgh, I'm getting carried away and upsetting myself now. Sorry. :(

So, I got nervous so I trapped the living slime ball inside the fridge and locked it. Maybe it'll freeze and die? …Well that's what I'm hoping anyway. If not I'll have to figure out some way to hide it. Has this happened to anyone else before in their reports? If so, what did they do?

In the end we just ordered pizza again.

…We really need to start eating healthier don't we? This isn't the type of diet soldiers should have. Don't worry, I will make sure everyone starts having a healthier life style from now on.
Wow…I just realized how badly I probably portray our platoon in these letters. Maybe I forget that you're headquarter officials I'm writing to. I really shouldn't write so casually huh? ^^;
…not that you seem to be reading them anyway since I have heard no reply from you. -_-

Not many people ate today anyway. Tororo was grounded, so he wasn't allowed any pizza. The leader sent him a packet of the gross type G stuff, the tadpole clearly was not impressed with this. Taruru's tongue is all burned from where we had to get him off of the fridge door the other day. He kept trying to eat, with no success. Poor guy, he looked so hungry too. I gave him a glass of milk, that should at least keep him going until his tongue heals a little. Zoruru is still quite unwell. He seems to be over the whole zombie thing, he actually seems slightly embarrassed by it all. It's quite a relief. He's still got a fever though and doesn't look very well. I left him out some food and water in case he thought he could stomach it.
It ended up just being me and the lieutenant eating. Alone…together…
It was nice… ^/ / /^

Ahem~

Ahaha….so… in conclusion. Not much has happened in the last few days.
We're heading back to Keron, we're due to land in the early morning. We're being given half a day's rest and then we get out next mission brief. I hope it's something exiting! ^^

Anyway, I'm sorry that there is not more to report currently. I will update again soon.

Sincerely Pururu~