A day in the life of Pururu. – By The-Derp-We-Call-Taruru

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{{A/N: Well hellooooooooo readersssss!
I have been awake for seventy two hours studying for my computing final exam. Which I am pretty sure I failed in anyway, but hey, three kids in my class broke down crying half way through and one girl puked all over the floor from stress and passed out. So all in all, at least I am not those people. I completed the hell out of that exam and I have EARNED THE RIGHT to myself to write this chapter that has been stuck in my head all week. I have frickin earned it.
I need to stop complaining about school, I felt bad after reading some of the comments. If you guys don't like public school, come to England, our schools are free and stuff. My school is in a frickin castle. It's pretty sweet apart from the stress…and uniforms…and house matches….actually no. Trade with me, let me go to your schools, you can have mine. Trade with meeeeeeeee. (/;3;)/ I don't care about education anymore I just want to sleep dammit.
Anyway only four more exams to go. The exam war is almost over. Mwahaha. XD
SORRY, I NEED TO STOP RAMBLING IN THESE AUTHERS NOTES. I'M SO SORRY.
Anyway, new chapter yes. I apologise for anything wrong with this, spelling, grammar, general nonsense, or out of character-ness. As I said, I am a tiiiiiny bit sleep deprived so my brain isn't quite on the mark right now.
Also, I am SO sorry about stealing the rubber duck headcannon, Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir. I just love this idea okay. It is fun to make subtle hints to it in random chapters. This is going to end up like one of those childrens 'find ducky' French books isn't it? Ahahaha, sorry. XD

Thank you all so much for all your comments all the time, I love you all! ;w;
I will get down to replying to them in a chapter eventually when I get round to it.
Anyway this chapter has been stuck in my head for a while now and I think it's kinda cute but let's just see. Here goes nothing...
Enjoy~}}

Work diary: day 30

Space Disney land…? Headquarters no offense but you never fail to confuse me sometimes. You know, a simple "Sorry" would have been fine. Being sent to the wrong co-ordinates like that was a dreadful experience but mistakes happen, you don't need to send us tickets to amusement parks. I mean…we are soldiers. Space Disney land is a little childish. Not that I'm not grateful for this mini paid vacation or anything. But yes…a simple apology would have been fine with us. ^^'

I guess since this was not a work day, I'm not obliged to write about it. It's probably not relevant to you guys or anything. I'm going to write anyway, because it was a pretty nice break from working non-stop all the time. Plus is was an…interesting day. You know, not that I ever seem to have normal days in this line of work anyway. Haha.

Taruru was beyond ecstatic this morning when he found the tickets. I honestly thought his head was going to explode or something, I've never seen anyone so excited. Ahaha, I guess technically he's an adult, but he's still pretty young really. By the sound of it he'd never been to an amusement park before either. It was kind of nice watching him bounce off the walls actually, the leader found it annoying and kept telling him off, but honestly I found it pretty nice to see someone so happy about something.
No one else seemed that excited. The lieutenant looked more tired than anything. He was pretty irritable all morning. I guess yesterday was a really long day or waiting to be rescued and lots of traveling. The ship was kind of bashed up, they're going to fix it up and give it back in a few days, for now we have a back-up ship. I don't think he likes it as much as the old ship.
I would have thought Tororo would have been more excited honestly, him being the youngest. He didn't seem that bothered though really. I think he wants to try and seem more grown up. He's certainly more mature than Taruru anyway, haha. I'm pretty sure I was him grin when he saw the tickets though.
Zoruru was not in the slightest bit impressed. I wasn't surprised. Amusement parks don't really seem the sort of thing he would find interesting. He argued with Garuru for about ten minutes asking is we could ignore the tickets and just keep traveling towards the next mission. I don't think the lieutenant wanted to go any more than Zoruru did, but I think secretly his heart softened a bit when he saw how excited Taruru was.

When we arrived it was pretty crowded. Lots and lots of small children. Well that was to be expected I suppose, it is space Disneyland after all. ^^'
We went around as a group at first, I think the lieutenant was a little worried about us getting lost. I can understand that though, this place was huge. I mean, an amusement park that covers an entire planet, completely full of small children. It was utter chaos. Eventually Taruru and Tororo and Zoruru went off together. They had this silly bet going on all day. I think Taruru had said something like he bet he could get Zoruru to vomit on one of the rides, and it had started off this whole debate between the three.
Boys can be ridiculous sometimes. But hey, it kept them amused all day. ^^;

I think Zoruru won in the end, I guess you can't make an assassin throw up on kids rides after all. Although he does look kind of pale now. Tororo threw up a lot, he kept coming to me throughout the day and whining. I keep having to give him the same advice every time, "Don't eat your own bodyweight in candyfloss and ice cream, then go on a large spinning ride". For a smart kid, he sure doesn't give in to simple logic sometimes. Taruru threw up a few times as well, although he didn't seem to care. He was so happy about everything. One time he vomited on the leader. I was sure for a moment he was going to blow a fuse and kill him or something. I've never seen anyone so angry. He didn't kill him, but he did yell a whole lot. It didn't faze Taruru though, he was too over excited to care.

I was left alone with the leader almost all day. It was…nice. u/ / /u
I mean, it was loud and busy, but it was so nice to spend some time with him…
Ahem~
Um yes. So we had a nice time I think. I didn't think the lieutenant was one particularly for rides and things, but a few times a roller-coaster or something would catch his attention. One of them was this huge great big thing, it was terrifying. I got dragged along too, I didn't want to argue really, he looked almost…excited…just a little bit. It was kind of sweet seeing him get in touch with his childish side, even if it was very subtle. This giant rollercoaster was horrifying though, it was so high I couldn't see the ground from the top. It did all these loop-de-loops and zig zaggy things, and went through rings of fire and there was water sprayed at you and…oh goodness it was horrible. By the time it stopped I had fainted. I think if I hadn't passed out, I probably would have been dragged on it again too. Instead the leader carried me off and put me on a bench until I woke up. I guess roller-coaster aren't really my strong point. Haha. ^^'
Oh my, it was embarrassing though. I can't believe he carried me away. That was so sweet…he even tried to take care of me. Okay, pouring icy soda all over someone's face when they are unconscious is maybe not the most flattering way to wake them up, but hey, at least he tried. It's the thought that counts right. He's so sweet sometimes and….AHEM~ never mind…

So anyway. There were lots of other rides like that too. There was also this giant awful bowl where we got pinned to the sides and it spun around really fast. Oh gosh I thought I was going to be ill. Why do people find these machines of torture to be amusing?

At lunchtime we managed to eventually find the others. They don't really sell very sensible food at theme parks. It's all unhealthy stuff, cake and candy and ice-cream. Tororo was in his element, I'm pretty sure he ate about six pizzas, as well as candy. Then again, he was ill so much I doubt it did him much damage. The lieutenant refused to eat any of the things they had to offer, he just went back to the ship and ate that type G stuff. I honestly can't stand that stuff anymore, it's awful tasting. Each to their own I suppose. Me and Taruru and Zoruru just ate ice cream. I quite like ice cream, especially strawberry ice cream. Taruru had some weird flavours, I'm sure it had earthworms in it or something. That boy is strange. It was weird watching Zoruru eat ice cream, he doesn't seem the type to eat ice cream. He seemed content enough with it though. I can't figure out how the heck he eats with that mask on.

After that we all kind of split up again, I think the others went back to their weird little competition bet thingy. Me and the lieutenant went back to wandering around. It felt kind of embarrassing to be in a place filled with children honestly. Next time you want to reward us, is there any chance you could send us somewhere a little more grown-up instead, like the beach maybe or something? It did make me feel young again though…NOT THAT I AM OLD OR ANYTHING. Oh god…I'm not old….am I? No. No I'm not old. I'm not. I am still young. I still have my tail…

Ahem~

After a while I couldn't bare anymore of those wizzy rides going this that and the other way. Gosh I couldn't even walk strait afterwards. I guess it was kind of fun, well some of them were. Some of those rides were simply horrifying. How are these things for children?!
We ended up playing some of these game things instead. The lieutenant didn't seem keen to participate in anything so childish, actually he had been pretty against this whole thing from the start. But then there were shooting games and suddenly he was in his element.
What can I say. That's men for you…-_-'
I admit, it was pretty fun. He is really good at shooting, well I guess that is to be expected from a master sniper like the leader. He destroyed all the targets in one shot, I think he scared the man running the stall a little. I guess they don't get many high ranking army officers coming into their children's theme park and winning all the games with a single shot. Ahaha ^^'
The guy running the game gave him the biggest prize and it was this giant, fluffy stuffed space xballiber. He did not seem impressed. It was quite funny. ^^' I think he enjoyed the shooting but he didn't really want the prize. He ended up giving it to me. Honestly I didn't really want it either, it's huge, but it was a gift from the lieutenant…I will treasure it forever…Ahem~
I wasn't so good at shooting, I guess guns aren't really my forte. I couldn't hit the target at all. I think he got a little annoyed with me. He came and stood over me and held my hand steady while I shot the toy gun. He was…so close to me. I could feel his soft breath against my neck and….MOVING ON. Sorry.
I only just managed to hit the edge of the board. I guess I need to work on my accuracy. Hahaha. I won the forfeit prize, it was just a little yellow rubber duckling thing or something. It was kind of cute, it squeaked when you pressed it. I gave it to the lieutenant, since he gave me his prize. I don't think he knew what it was, but he kept it. He accepted my gift. I'm almost sure I saw him smile too…

After that I got dragged onto more rides for the majority of the rest of the day. Goodness, no wonder I am so exhausted now. I got thrown about more on this vacation day than I did fighting giant scorpentos that one time! Urgh…how did the lieutenant manage to go on all these rides and not even feel slightly nauseous? I thought I was going to die by the end of the day. I couldn't even walk in a straight line, but he seemed perfectly fine.

I had a nice ending to the day though. I think he started to realize that I wasn't enjoying any of those big rides after a while, when I was staggering off after every ride, thinking I was going to vomit or something. Eventually he got the idea, then said I could choose the last ride. There was this beautiful old looking ride in one of the far corners of the park. All these large plastic space horses in a circle, it played music and spun in circles gently, going up and down. It was adorable. I picked that one.
I don't think the leader was pleased, but he said I could pick the ride, and he kept to his word. I think this was my favourite part of the day. They made us both ride together, the leader got really angry at the guy running the ride because of it. I guess you have to be a certain height to ride on your own. Keronjins are pretty small in comparison to other aliens. This was one of those old timey rides that wasn't built to adapt to height. So we had to ride together. The leader kept complaining that it was patronising and humiliating, but I honestly thought it was really nice. It was such a gentle ride, so relaxing. I almost fell asleep against the leaders back. I know that's unprofessional, ahaha, sorry, it had been a really long day, I was tired, and he was warm and…I always feel safe when I am with the leader. ^^'

The calming mood ended when Tororo came along and started filming. The lieutenant got so angry, he kept his cool, like he always does. But Tororo is now grounded for a week, and being made to burn that tape. Ahahaha, I don't see why he got so upset over it. I thought it was kind of sweet. But you know, hard headed boys I guess. V(-_-)v

Getting Taruru back to the ship was awful. It took all of us to drag him. He kicked and screamed and cried like a little kid, it was embarrassing. He has been sulking all evening too, keeps saying he never wants to leave that paradise. Poor guy. ^^'
It took a heck of a long time to find the ship as well, no-one could remember where we parked it, and with six thousand parking lots…well. Not to mention it was a new, back-up ship. No one could remember what it looked like. We didn't manage to get back until almost midnight. Tororo fell asleep, the leader had to carry him on his back as we searched through the jungle of spaceships. Eventually one of the park security guards pointed us in the right direction and we made it.

Phew, as great as today was, I'm exhausted. I can't wait to get into bed and…

Aaaand Zoruru has been sick all over the floor. Great. -_-'
I better go and deal with this I suppose. Hey, at least Taruru won his bet. Although…I don't think the bumpy backup ship counts as a theme park ride. Oh well, he seems less sulky over there now anyway.

Urgh. Being a nurse can be one of those jobs you loathe sometimes on the occasion.

I'll update again when possible.

Sincerely, Pururu~

{{A/N: I am so tired. I am going to go and sleep for three days straight now! Farewell good readers. I hope this was okay.
Goodnight~}}