A day in the life of Pururu. – By The-Derp-We-Call-Taruru

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{{A/N: Good evening my wonderful readers!
I finally finished my coursework. I still have exams for a few more weeks, but no more coursework. Oh thank god it's done. I don't think I could have survived another week of sleepless nights. XD
So now I have a little tiny bit more free time. I wasn't sure what to do with it at first. I read a book, watched a movie, did revision, I even photoshopped Garuru onto a giant rubber duck because I got bored.
So now I am writing…I really should be revising actually. But whatever okay. Yay procrastination! This chapter is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long.
I am going to attempt something today that I have not yet succeeded at. I am going to attempt a …quintuple chapter.
Guys…this is where you are supposed to gasp! What? Oh right...uh.
That means I'm going to write a diary entry for each character, all interlinking in with each other to explain aspects of the plot that would not make sense from just one person's view point. We were doing something like this in literature and I got inspired. o3o
I don't know if it will work or not.
DO NOT GET USED TO THIS. This is the ONLY time I am going to try and write for all the characters, I have enough trouble just trying to write in one person's voice. After this chapter it's back to just being Pururu, I just really want to try this out. Sorrysorrysorry. Forgive me~
…I was going to do replies, but I have so many new reviews and I don't want to make this A/N any longer in case it starts boring people. But THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE REVEIWS. They make my day! :D
I love you readers. You are amazing okay.
I'm SO glad you all liked that last chapter because I woke up and thought "Oh god that was awful, why did I post that? It needed so much work. Urgh everyone will be so mad. What a stupid idea for a chapter". But I checked the reviews and people liked it and it was SUCH a relief you have no idea. ^^;
Anyway, sorry about the long A/N. Also, this chapter may get really confusing. I am sorry for any headaches it may cause.
Enjoy~}}

Work diary: day 34

Greetings again headquarters.
If you're wondering why my report is so thick today, it is because I have enclosed the rest of my platoons reports inside as well to send them off. The substitute mailfrog started getting grumpy with having to deliver five letters individually from the same ship. What happened to the normal mailfrog? Is she sick? Oh well, tell her I hope she gets better soon. Back to the point, this substitute mailfrog only agreed to take one letter back for us, so we bundled them all together. I hope it's not too confusing. They're pretty easy to tell apart. This one is mine, I am sure you know that because it is the only one written on lilac paper, in such appalling handwriting. Ahaha, I do not help the stereotype for doctors and handwriting. This is something I should work on. Oh well.

Right so, back to the actual report. Sorry, I do go off on tangents sometimes. Anyway, this morning sure was a busy one. I think I ended up my last report quite quickly didn't I? Well that was about the time all the chaos began. You see, there was this explosion at about midnight. I don't know what happened, I just heard something go bang. Soon afterwards smoke started seeping underneath my bedroom door. I heard a lot of shouting too. I think the leader was scolding at Tororo, so I assumed it was something to do with him. Either way, I rushed out into the hallway to see what was going on. As soon as I opened my door I collided strait into Taruru and fell down, for some reason he was dressed as a goldfish and had his mouth stuffed with bread. I was going to ask why but before I could he had jumped up and run off again hysterically. Quite frankly, after getting to know Taruru a bit, I'm starting to get used to him doing strange things. So I shrugged it off.

As I wandered down the hallway of the broken ship as it was being towed, I kept falling down. It was a bit bumpy. I guess we were going through an asteroid shower or something. There was also water all over the floor. It was really slippery. I think I bruised my tail while slipping over. This was a definite health and safety hazard. I think I need to talk to the others about health and safety. I just know someone is going to end up getting stupidly hurt around the ship at some point.

Anyway I eventually found where the explosion had happened. There was this great big gaping hole in the side of the ship where the steering controls had been. Luckily we did not need the controls, since we were being towed, and the ships defence system was still in operation, so the hole was protected with a barrier to keep the air inside. The lieutenant was already at the scene, inspecting the wires, as if trying to figure out how it exploded. His face was all covered in blue paint. I didn't want to question because he already looked pretty ticked off. I didn't want to be a bother.

He seemed to want to avoid the topic anyway. Once he was done inspecting the area he got up and came over and asked me if I wanted breakfast. I hadn't realized but it was getting to be around morning time already. Wow, time flies when you're confused in space. He seemed oddly polite anyway, then again, I shouldn't complain about it really. It is very nice for people to have such manors. I agreed and he wandered off, as he left he asked if I could go and see to Zoruru. Something about hallucinating and seeing giant mutant fish. This…confused me. But orders are orders so I went and did as I was told.

I went around looking for Zoruru for a while. He wasn't in his room, or the dining room, or the control room. I even checked the ceilings. Eventually I found him in the main power room…missing an arm and a leg. It shocked me for a moment, until I remembered he had robotic limbs so they could probably be replaced anyway. I helped him up and got him back to my office, then I went to go and find Tororo to ask if he could help. He's better with mechanical stuff. To put it bluntly, I'm Keronjin nurse, not a robot nurse. Haha. I completely forgot that I was supposed to ask him about this whole hallucinations thing…

It took me a while to find Tororo too, he wasn't in his room either. He was easier to find than Zoruru thought because he was just in the dining room. I suppose it's a logical place to find him, that kid sure loves food. He actually wasn't eating though, he was filling up a tank with water from the sink. The lieutenant was there too and he was getting grumpy at Tororo because he was supposed to be grounded. Obviously Tororo had decided that whatever he was doing was an emergency though because he was completely ignoring being told off. He ran off before I could ask him to come and help with Zoruru.

I started chasing him but then I got distracted because I bumped into Taruru again. He was still dressed as a fish. It was really hard to take him seriously. Why does he even have a fish costume? We're in the army. Urgh, Taruru logic. Anyway, he told me I needed to help him catch a group of babies. I was so confused. What on earth was going on? Honestly I still have no idea now. It has been such a strange day. I hope I'm not confusing you too much headquarters. I'm confused myself, I can only really tell you what I know happened. It's a little hard to clarify why it was happening though. Anyway, I told him I couldn't help because I was supposed to be trying to find Tororo. Before I'd even finished explaining, he'd run off again. I was just about done with everything at this point, I was so confused, I just wanted to go back to bed.

No chance of that happening though. Next thing I knew I heard someone yell out in pain. Being the nurse, I knew that was my calling. Haha. So I ran back towards the noise and it was the leader. He was still in the kitchen. It didn't look like he had been making breakfast….I don't know what he was doing. There was water all over the floor. A bunch of plates had fallen out of the cupboard and smashed over his head and knocked him down. Poor guy was seeing stars. I managed to get him up and brought him back to my office. When I got there, the entire room was trashed, everything was smashed up and tipped over. I was SO angry. Ohh! Zoruru was gone too. I got the leader to sit down on an overturned table and then I went to go and find my first aid kit. He objected and said he needed to get back to something, but he was bleeding and he couldn't walk strait. Those plates must have hit his head pretty hard. He kept mumbling about fish with legs.

…huh. I just realized there seemed to be a recurring thing about fish. I haven't seen any fish today…except for Taruru being dressed as one. I think I must have missed something.

I couldn't find my first aid kit. It had disappeared. Maybe it was just lost in all the wreckage. Remind me to get Zoruru to clear all of this up in the morning. Geez. How dare anyone smash up my office like this. What a jerk. Even all of my needles are smashed. He's such an inconsiderate brute sometimes. I might have to refrain from smacking him in the morning. Grr…
Anyway, when I came back. The lieutenant was gone. Goodness me, talk about a long day. Urgh. -_-

Everything must have sorted itself out in the end though. I still don't have the foggiest clue what happened today, but then again, I'm not sure anyone seems to really know. I spent ages looking for the Lieutenant, I eventually found him with all of the others, as well as the prince from yesterday. I'd completely forgotten that he was on board actually…
I found them all in the commons room watching a movie, all of them dripping wet. I don't know why. I was going to ask but quite frankly I had given up on logic at this point. So I decided to just sit down and join them instead.
Taruru was out of his fish suit, Tororo seemed a lot calmer, Zoruru's limbs were back in place, and the Lieutenant had a bandage around his head. I don't know how everything got sorted. But it did. So why question it I suppose.

Goodness, I feel absolutely exhausted. I'm sorry that my report probably sounded like a lot of nonsense. It was a rather nonsense day, hahaha. Tomorrow we should be getting our old ship back, as long as they finish repairing it on time. He leader seems pretty excited about it…not that he shows emotions like excitement. I can just tell.
Hopefully we'll get a good mission to go on…and won't get told off too badly for wrecking the back-up ship. Heheh…

Anyway, I will update again when I can.

Sincerely, Pururu~

Lieutenant Garuru - Journal entry, day thirty four.

I still don't understand the use of writing these reports every day. It is entirely pointless. I doubt you even read this journal up at headquarters, let alone learn anything from it. Either way, I suppose homework is homework, so for now I shall abide.

Today was an infuriating day. As I reported yesterday, we have successfully completed this mission of rescuing prince Kadidi of the great Keronjin west from the Raggastellia region viper gang. Although we hit a few…speed bumps. We mistakably crashed the ship. Today we spent being towed away back to Keron.

We suffered a few minor drawbacks on our mission, thanks to the childish behaviour of our own new Recruit. We still managed to complete our task, but with more difficulty than usual. I refuse to go into details. He is not being grounded to him room on the ship with no internet access as punishment. He is currently complaining about it, but after what he did to his superiors, he is lucky I did not issue him a discharge from the army.

Early this morning there was an explosion in the ships control room. Even after much examination I have not yet detected how this explosion came to be. My automatic assumption was that it was the new recruit, who had already caused many things to go wrong with the ship in the past. I attempted to open his bedroom door, but he had childishly rigged it to spray bright blue paint at who ever attempted to enter. I am quickly losing my patience with this young soldier. He is a very important asset in our platoon, but he is really pushing his luck with me currently. The paint would not come off with water either. Once I actually managed to get to the boy, he insisted that he was not responsible for the explosion. I do believe he is lying, but since I did not have any solid evidence, I felt it was not fair to push matters further, so I returned to investigating the scene.

As I was returning to the control room, I bumped into the lance corporal who was rushing about carelessly. He is not often one to be so careless, therefore the occurrence caught my attention. Upon questioning he claimed to be chasing a fish that had mutated and grown legs. Even after assuring the other man that there were no fish upon the ship what so ever, he insisted that there was one loose on the ship, and then fled before I could argue further. I believed at the time he may have been hallucinating.

I then continued to the crime scene and investigated further. I may have ignorantly forgotten that a recently blown up area could still be hot and I managed to burn my hands on the control board as I searched. At that moment the chief medic came wandering in. She is a very protective person and I knew that if she had seen the fact I was burnt, she may have gone out of her way to try to help, while I was sure I could take perfectly good care of myself. I decided I needed to distract her so I asked her if she wanted breakfast. I realized that it was actually the chief medics day to cook, and I thought that perhaps if I offered to take the task for her then perhaps she would be distracted and not notice my injury. Besides, with all respect for the chief medic, she is an awful…awful cook. What she lacks in cooking skills, she makes up for in other things though. Such as a hard working attitude and a team spirit. We could not function as a platoon without her. Therefore I did feel guilty for my deceiving her. I asked her to go and check out the lance corporal in the meantime to keep her busy. At the time I thought perhaps he was ill if he was seeing things and needed to be dealt with. I later found out that he was being entirely honest. I should have had more trust in my platoon member. Either way, the medic hurried off to the task as she was told to. She is a very obedient soldier. She always follows orders immediately and without fuss. I only note this to you because I believe after all the hard work she puts into this platoon, she deserves recognition.

I next managed to slip away un-noticed by her injury seeking eyes and proceeded to the kitchen to run my hands under cold water. As I arrived, I found the new recruit trying to fill up a tank with water from the sink, he looked quite panicked, so I asked him what the matter was, and why he was out of his room while he was grounded. He may be on my bad side as of current, but I cannot ignore a member of my platoon if they look in discomfort. The boy obviously took my tone the wrong way and got upset, believing I was being angry wrongfully. He then ran straight out of the room without giving me the chance to assure him that I was not being hostile. The chief medic once again joined me, but quickly left once she saw the new recruit dash back out of the room.

I ran my hands underneath the cold water to attempt to heal my severe burns from the crime scene. Unfortunately after a few moments the tap got clogged with something. I attempted to fix this problem by turning up the water pressure, and suddenly a large, orange fish squeezed its way out from the taps opening. I was most confused by this so I attempted to examine the creature further. It had gotten up inside the sink upon two legs, and three small eyes were upon its head. I don't recall knowing of any such water creature from my studies back at school, or from in the army. It was a most strange creature. It then proceeded to jump up out of the sink and run around the room. I was startled at first, but then attempted to catch the creature, in the case that it could have been some sort of threat. We must always be wary of anything alien aboard the ship. Unfortunately, as I was distracted attempting to capture this one creature, three more made their way out of the taps. I am ashamed to say I did not notice their presence. They must have been fairly intelligent life forms as two of them managed to climb up into a raised cupboard and push a stack of plated onto me, which collided with my head and caused me injury. As I was caught off guard, I fell and knocked over the sinks bowl, covering the floor with water. The creatures managed to escape me just as the chief medic returned.

I am sure that woman can sense when someone gets injured because she never seems to be far away when something goes wrong. Perhaps it is a psychic ability of a nurse. She took me back to her office, which was very much a mess. I am disappointed with how she keeps her personal space. I may have to inquire about it. It does not seem a very friendly environment for patients. Although I suppose, a nurse knows best.

She left to go and find something, and since I felt perfectly alright after a few moments, I decided to leave to go and find the creatures I had let escape before. Fortunately, I had been beaten to the task, as I ran into the new recruit and the private first class, who, for whatever reason, was in a fish costume…I decided not to inquire about this. They were also with prince Kadidi. They were carrying the tank of water that the new recruit had been filling up earlier, and inside was at least twelve of these strange mutant fish creatures.

I did not receive an explanation from them, although since they had removed the threat successfully by themselves, I felt that they had earned the right to silence. They then took the tank of creatures and flushed them down the toilet. I decided not to inquire about this either.

We soon also ran into the lance corporal, who was carrying two, much larger versions of the strange mutant creatures, one underneath each arm. I must say, I was impressed with his patience, often he will just kill anything he finds remotely irritating. The man does have a very short tether, and very clear anger issues. This time he seemed to have just captured the creatures. He then released them to the private and the new recruit, who did the same as they had done with the smaller versions.

After this whole chaotic incident was over, the private first class was upset about something. Despite my questioning, he would not give me an answer as to what. The new recruit reminded us that is was our weekly socializing night though. Even though given the circumstances, it was not entirely appropriate to sit down and casually watch a screen after all of the mess that had just happened, the idea did seem to cheer up the private first class, so I decided it would be in everyone's best interest to just go along with it. The prince also assisted me, I was not aware that I was bleeding from the collision with the plates from the cupboard earlier, he managed to bandage me up to stop the bleeding. Although this is not entirely relevant. I believe that honourable acts deserve recognition.

Soon the chief medic joined us again and we participated in the weekly entertainment night as we always do, watching a strange film that this time the private first class picked out. Something from Pekopon about a singing purple dinosaur.

That is all there is to report on the matter of my day currently. I shall update again the next time something happens.
I still disagree with this journal assignment, I would just like to make it known. And if this does by some chance get read by a member of headquarters, I apologise for the doodling in the margin of the page.

-Lieutenant Garuru

Day 33 – Tororo's log.

Pu pu pu.
I'm keeping up with this dumb journal thing like I was told to. I at least expect a prize for this, I don't normally do homework you know, it cramps my style. Not that it's difficult, I just have better ways to spend my time. Pu puuuu.

Okay, today was stupid. Then again, every day is stupid when you live with a bunch of morons.

I woke up to the leader yellin at me again. That old man is always on my case, geez. I didn't even do anything this time. It's not fair, they treat me like some stupid kid and blame me for everything just cuz I'm a lower rank than them. Jerks. All of em.
I think the lieutenant walked into my security alarm. I set up a system above my door so if anyone trys to break in, they get a face full of paint. PUpupupuuuuu! Genius, am I right? Of course I am. I'm always right. I installed it just after we got attacked by those Seekonjin dudes.

So yeah, after the grumpy old man got off my case, Taruru came knocking. I let him in cuz he did the secret knock I taught him for emergency's. That moron was in a fish costume, what a freak. Pupupupu, I was laughing a bunch. Fishlips is a weirdo.
Anyway, ya know those secret pet fish I told you before he snuck off that jungle planet we stopped at a while ago, yeah? I think he called em Mr and Mrs bubblepants. Turns out they had babys, a whole bunch of em too. He was all worried cuz the leader says we can't have pets on the ship. He said he's never be able to hide fourteen fish without bein caught. That's why he came to me.

So I totally made a chemical formula to make them invisible for him. Cuz ya know, I can totally be a decent guy every once in a while, and even though fishlips is dumb pest, he's still a pretty cool friend. We're like pinky and the brain. Plus he agrees to be my test monkey all the time, so I probs owe him one.

Problem is, I couldn't find any hexogulionium. I kinda needed that for the formula to work. I knew the old lady would probably have some in her first aid pack, it's one of those things you can stick on infected cuts to kill the bacteria or something. So I snuck into her office and took the first aid pack. When I got back though, that moron fishlips had already poured the unfinished formula into the fish tank. It wasn't ready so it had a different effect. Instead of turning invisible, they grew legs and extra eyes and turned into freaky mutants. Fishlips freaked out, I totally kept my cool. He dropped the tank and all the water spilled out and they all ran off. What an idiot.

So we made a plan right? I got the tank and went to go fill it with water again, and I gave fishlips some bread to use to go lure the fish back with. Then we'd meet up in the main power room where no-one would find us, and put em back in the tank. Then we could sort everything out.

I went to go fill up the tank in the kitchen, on my way I bumped into scraps and he asked what I was doin. Dumb tin man, always has to ask where it aint his place. I had to explain everything to him cuz I know he wouldn't leave me alone otherwise. I trust scraps anyway, for a hunk of junk, he aint half bad. I knew he wouldn't get us in trouble or nothing. He has a secret pet in his room too.
He was kinda annoyed at the inconvenience, but he said he's go help fishlips catch the dumb fish. he said he's already seem a couple of em up in the air vents. He said he's already told the old man about it, but he didn't believe him.

When I got to the kitchen at last and finally got to filling up the tank, the lieutenant came in. Pupupupu his face was all blue, aw my trap worked awesome! I think he was about ready to flip tables though, dude looked way angry. He was just like "WHY ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR ROOM? YOU'RE GROUNDED!". Stupid grumpy old fart. Why does he have to be a higher rank than me. I hate being told what to do by dumb old people. The tank filled pretty quickly and I ran off before he suspected anything.

I went down to the control room to meet fishlips, but as I came in, he ran off with scraps robot limbs in his arms. I don't even know what happened! I went off to chase him and as we were goin down the corridor we bumped into the prince dude. Pupupu, I think he expected us to bow town. Fat chance your royal dumbness.
He didn't seem to care though. We told him what was happening and he said he could help, but we'd need a soundproof room if we didn't wanna alert the leader and stuff.

Only soundproof room on the ship is the old ladys medical office, so we took him there. Scraps was in there and he started yelling at fishlips for takin his limbs. I fixed him up so it was all cool, only took a few minutes. He still complained bout it, drama queen. Prince dude then took out this freaky flute thing and started playin this song on it, it was pretty catchy, nothing compared to techno though. Pupupu~

Suddenly all those fish things started floodin in through the taps and air vents, I guess the song attracted them. Gotta admit, prince dude got some skills. Those fish guys made a bunch of mess though, they were real fast and ran everywhere. We trashed the place tryin ta catch em all. I bet the old lady is gonna flip tables when she sees what we did to her office, PU pu puuu! I can't wait to watch.

We managed to catch em all though in the end. Scraps said there were too many, and now they were all mutated, we couldn't keep em on the ship anymore or the leader would go ape on us! So we decided to flush em down the toilet and send em to a better place. We told fishlips that when things are flushed down the toilet they go to a land of rainbows and unicorns. Moron believed us and started askin all these random questions about why we pollute the land of unicorns with poop and stuff. We were so caught up tryin to think of a good answer that we accidently bumped into the old man. He didn't ask anything though, looked like he's hit his head pretty bad. Pupuuu, I wasn't even gonna ask.

Fishlips got all sad about the loss of his pet, so the old man went soft and let us do movie night, even though we'd caused all sorts of damage to the ship. We even let fishlips pick the movie, moron picked barney the dinosaur. I think my ears bled afterwards.

Whatever, I don't got anything more to say. These journal things are dumb, I don't think you even read them.

Tororo out –

Day 33 - ZOяUяU

I despise this journal task. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to use a pen when your hand is made of razor blades? My cybernetic eye flips the letters around and gives me a headache too. Writing is a horrid task. You don't even read these damn things. The only reason I have given in to writing this is because the leader insists upon it, and I do not want to lose my position in this platoon as it may be my only path to getting my revenge on….HIM.

Fine, let's get this stupid thing over and done with. I'll keep it short.

I rarely participate in the useless task of sleeping, therefore in the early hours of the morning I was roaming the air vents of the ship and making sure everything was in order. After a while I got bored so I zipped down to the control room. Taruru was in there already for some reason and I shocked him with my sudden appearance. He was carrying some sort of tank filled with fish. I didn't know he had fish. I'm amazed he managed to have any kind of pet at all without killing it. That brat is as thick as a post.

Anyway, I started questioning him and he got all jumpy and shot his dumb laser at me. Of course, I dodged easily, being a master assassin. But he managed to blow up the control console. Idiot. As if this dumb ship wasn't trashed enough already.
He ran off and dropped a couple of his fish. To my mild surprise, they got up on two legs and started running. I was not aware fish could do that…
Anyway, I chased them and got kind of caught up in the task, I ended up bumping into the lieutenant. For some reason his face was bright blue. I didn't bother asking why. He looked pretty pissed off. I figured it'd be best just to leave it. He wanted to know why I was in such a hurry, but when I explained, the idiot didn't believe me. He thought I was insane. I felt rather offended.

Anyway, I continued following those things but I ended up losing them. I did run into the little punk though. He explained all this stuff to do with messing up some formula or something and screwing up Taruru's fish babies. I don't know. I figured I'd help. Not that I care about their dumb pets or anything. But you know, I didn't have anything better to do.

I went down to the main power room and found a couple. They're pretty fast…you know, for fish. I caught them and I was going to kill them, but that dumb little fish face moron, Taruru, ran in and hit me with his stupid laser. This time I was caught a little off guard. I am ashamed. He had a go at me for trying to kill his stupid pets, he even threatened to kill mine. Geez, I've never seem like little moron get so angry about something before. I played along and said okay, but he didn't trust me and sat on me, then he ripped off my arm and leg. That little brat! I was in my right mind to slaughter him, but he ran off before I could grab him and I was sort of stuck there.

Luckily the chief medic eventually came down to the control room and found me, she helped me up and back to her office and she said she'd go and get the little punk to come fix me up. She never came back, but Tororo and Taruru, and for some reason that royal guy from yesterday, came in. I would have murdered Taruru on the spot if had had my arm. Tororo fixed me up, he's a little punk most of the time, but he can be a pretty good kid when he wants to be. The leader needs to get off his back half the time.

Anyway whatever, stuff happened. That pompous prince played some song on a flute and it attracted all of the fish. It was hell trying to catch them all, but I am faster than them, so we got it done. We kind of trashed the nurses office. Great, I am going to get blamed for this. She was giving me evil glares all evening I'm sure.

They got all the baby fish into that tank, but the parents didn't fit. They went to dispose of the smaller ones and I had to get the two bigger ones. Stupid things wouldn't stop flailing everywhere. I don't know why I couldn't just kill them. Then again, I didn't want to take any chances with Taruru. I knew that idiot would be dumb enough to actually sneak into my room and kill my pet. Then I would have to kill him. Then I would get discharged from the army. So I kept the dumb fish alive and flushed them with the others afterwards.

At the end of the way we had to watch some dumb movie to keep Taruru from crying like the pathetic wimp he is. He chose some torturous film with repetitive patronising singing. It made me want to shoot myself. I should use this video to torture my next victim.

There. I did my stupid diary entry. Happy now?
I hate you headquarters.

- ZOяUяU

Taruru's super awesome army journal of coolness! - day 33

HEADQUATERS! :D
Today was the best day ever. Although, every day is the best day ever. I love being in the Keron army! I am just like my master! Although not just like my master. I will never be as cool as my master…

Today Mr and Mrs Bubblepants finally had babies! They were so cute! MR and Mrs Bubblepants are my best friends. Apart from Tororo, and Zoruru, and the leader, and Pururu, and master of course, and masters master and…well okay. Mr and Mrs bubblepants are my best fishy friends! I was so happy that they had babys! I named them all too! There was Flubble and Wubble and Googoo and Timble and Tumble and Gummy and Toebiter and Noogles and Fluffy and Bicklebob and Snowcones, and Kara! ^3^

I put on my special fishy costume to celebrate their birthday! I looked badass.

The lieutenant says we can't have pets though, so I have to keep them super-secret. The problem was there was too many now so I had to go and get Tororo to help me hide them because Tororo is really really smart! Like, mega smart! I think he's secretly a robot. I don't think real people can be Tororo smart! Once he stole my nose right off my face! He never gave it back either…

Tororo made a magical potion to make my fishy friends turn invisible, but it didn't work and they grew legs instead. Sometimes Tororo makes real stupid mistakes, even for a smart person. He said it was my fault. I don't know why. He got mad at me and I dropped them and they ran away. Then we got to spend alllll day playing hide and seek with them! It was great! Tororo even gave me bread to help find them. But I got hungry and ate it…

I bumped into Zoruru and he was gonna tell the lieutenant so I shot my awesome eye beams at him and he ran away. No one can withstand my coolness. I did accidently destroy the control board and blew a small hole in the ship…oops. Oh well, no-one will ever know it was me.

Later he was gonna kill Gummy and Snowcones down in the power room and I had to stop him with my awesome skills! I kind of lost track of what I was doing a bunch of times. I asked the nurse for help finding them but she said she was busy. Mister royal prince guy came and helped us though.

At the end of the day we found them through the power of music! Ahh, is there anything that music can't solve? Then Tororo and Zoruru told me all about how the toilet was a portal to another dimension full of magical rainbows! So we sent my fishy friends there. I'm gonna miss them a whole bunch. They were my favourite fishy friends…

We got to watch a movie at the end of the day though all together and that always cheers me up! ^3^
I picked the one master sent me from Pekopon. He said it was a torture weapon but I think it was the best film I have ever seen in my whole life! It had a dinosaur that could play the guitar and it taught me maths and the power of friendship! It had music in it too and music makes everything better!

I hope tomorrow is as great as today was! Maybe I'll find a new fishy friend! Tororo says if I want he'll flush me down the toilet so I can go and see the magical unicorn world! I'm gonna go and get my snorkel!

I'll write again tomorrow!

Yours sincerely, First private Taruru!~

{{A/N: Hmm….I made far too many mistakes in this. Forgive me. Ahahaha. Right. Now that it is midnight, time to go and revise!
OH, sorry for any spelling mistakes. I have tried to correct as many as I can but auto correct is being a pain. Some things are purposely spelled wrong for the effect of the characters writing style. So, Taruru's is a little bit scatty and brief, and Tororo's is very text talk-y and slightly disrespectful. Sorry if this made it difficult to read or anything. o~o;
Also, getting into character is hardddddddd. Sorry for any out of character-i-ness…. I tried okay. I tried.
I hope this chapter was okay, the next one won't be this long honest, ahahaha. XD
Goodnight readers!~}}