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Summary: Burt Hummel is one of the most feared mob bosses, and in order to get to him his enemies are going after his twin sons but Burt will be damned before that happens, so he sends them to Dalton. Will it be enough?
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I do not own glee or Single Ladies
"The Hummel Clan"
News
Today was the day that we would tell the rest of the Glee kids that we weren't going to keep attending McKinley, which meant that today was going to be a pain in the ass; Rachael will go on and on about how we're going to be fraternizing with the enemy and how that will affect her, Mercedes and Brittany will be sad which in turn will make me sad and the rest will be either mad, sad, hurt or confused, so I can officially say that today sucks.
"Do you think they'll take it okay?" asks Gabe as he ties his shoes, he looks up at me and sees my face and laughs "Right, dumb question"
"Dumb, indeed, little brother. You know they won't take it well and they'll immediately assume that we'll be leaving New Directions, cheerios and football so they'll start yelling before we even get to tell them that we're still going to be part of the groups and compete with them" I sigh heavily.
"Right, so you basically said that today is going to be hell" he says and stands up to leave the room behind me.
"Pretty much. They'll try to make us stay and we both know that's not going to happen, oh, and before I forget, do me a favor and don't give any of them dad's phone number, the last time you did, dad called me asking if I was depressed or something like that since I blew the note for 'Defying Gravity' at the diva-off and Brittany called him to tell him and I quote 'if her dolphin was being harassed by the mean sharks and felt down because they we're hurting my uniqueness'" I say and Gabe burst out laughing.
After a few seconds of him still laughing like a moron I say "Gabe stop laughing it's not funny'-when he doesn't stop, I use my secret weapon-'stop laughing or I'll send Emily the video of you dancing 'Single Ladies' with me and the girls, I bet she'll think you look cute with the unitard on, right?" I ask and he immediately stops laughing and looks absolutely terrified.
"You wouldn't dare" he says
"Watch me" I say as I start making pancakes
"Fine, I'll stop making fun of you for the rest of the day if you promise to delete the video" he says and starts bringing out plates and coffee mugs.
"Ha, yeah right. You have nothing to negotiate little brother, have you no idea how blackmail works; I get to dictate what I want when I want and you do it, it's as simple as that, you don't get to ask for anything because I hold the embarrassing piece of evidence and you have nothing" I say and start putting pancakes on the plates
"Fine" he says, he sits down and crosses his arms like a child.
Just as I'm about to make fun of him for his immaturity, the boys start filling the kitchen, they all light up when they smell and see the coffee and pancakes and start laughing when they sit at the table and see Gabe pouting.
"What's wrong Gabe?" Nick asks, the others nodding since they have a mouthful of pancake keeping them from speaking without spitting some of it out.
"Kurt's being a mean to me" he says as he too starts eating breakfast, the rest of them take a couple of minutes to say anything back because apparently my delicious breakfast is more important than asking what I'd done to him.
"Sorry, but even if he's being mean this pancakes are great so they get priority" says Thad and grabs another pancake
"What he said. But seriously, what did Kurt do?" asks Jeff and sips his coffee as I set a plate with more pancakes at the table and sit down.
I rest my head in my palm and face Gabe, an innocent smile on my face "Yes, Gabriel, enlighten them on what I was doing" I say, the rest of the warblers giving us their full attention when they see that something fun was about to happen.
He pales "I-I ….He was…. The vid-…. Never mind" he finally says and I smile broadly
"Oh, come on now, you were so excited to tell them how mean I was to you and no matter how embarrassing the video is you shouldn't be afraid of using it to accuse me of being a mean big brother" I say and sip my coffee, turning to face the warblers, all of which had their eyebrow raised and were looking at Gabe expectantly.
"Really now?" says Thad
"A video" says Flint
"An embarrassing video" says David
"Spill, you guys" says Wes
"Either spill willingly or we'll get one of the guys to get the video" says Jeff
"Well, it's not me you have to convince into spilling, I could honestly care less if you saw the video, I do embarrassing stuff all the time with the girls but Gabe over here'- I say and point to my horror filled looking brother-'is a complete different story"
"Come on Gabe, you're our friend so the teasing will be minimal and completely friendly" says Blaine
"Yeah and whatever you show us stays with us" says David
"We cross our hearts and hope to die" says Jeff and they all nod, silently promising to be good.
"So, what do you say?" asks Thad, they all look at Gabe with puppy eyes and he immediately falls for it.
"Fine but before you see it, you have to know it wasn't my idea and Kurt made me-" he starts to say but I cut him off.
"I made you what Gabe? Because if I remember correctly I was having a sleep over with the girls and we decided to do a little fun dance number, you were the one that asked to join in once you found out what we were doing. None of us made you do it and besides we had fun doing the video and still laugh when we see it, so it was worth it" I say and leave the kitchen to get my laptop so I can show them.
I come back and sit down, the guys immediately stand up or bring their sit closer to me so they can watch, and I look for the video and double click it. The screen goes black and the first thing that comes into view is Gabe, Brittany, Tina, Quinn, Santana and I in leotards and unitards.
The warblers stare at the screen looking shocked and then start laughing when I start singing and dancing with the rest of the girls and Gabe.
"Oh my God, I can't believe you guys did this" says Jeff between laughter
I got gloss on my lips (lips), a man on my hips(hips)
Hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans
Acting up (up), drink in my cup (cup)
I can care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay him any attention
Cuz you've had your turn (turn)
And now you gone learn
What it really feels like to miss me
[ Lyrics from: .com/lyrics/b/beyonce/single_ ]
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
"Damn, you guys can move" says Nick and I look around to see all of the guys drooling as they see us move our hips and body.
Don't treat me to the things of the world
I'm not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
Is a man that makes me, then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms
Say I'm the one you own
If you don't, you'll be alone
And like a ghost, I'll be gone
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up(up)
"Can we have the girls' numbers?" asks Flint, eyes glued to Santana's ass
Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh
Uh oh oh Uh oh oh oh oh oh Uh oh oh
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Whu oh oh
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Whu oh oh
When the video ended none of the boys said anything, all of them were either still staring at the screen, looking at me or at Gabe. After a few seconds, Wes blinks rapidly and says "Well, that was interesting"
"And hot" says Blaine and we all stare at him, he blushes and looks at the floor
"He's right, even if we're not gay, we can all say that damn, you can move Kurt, I don't think a guys body is supposed to do that" Thad says
"Well, he's very flexible and confident, so he can do whatever he wants" Gabe says and looks at the clock. "Shit, we have to go if we want to make it there by lunch time, Kurt"
"Yeah, let's go" I put my laptop in my bag and get up
"We'll see you later guys" we say and leave.
When we make it to McKinley classes are still going so we are thankfully able to avoid Karofsky and any of his clan, we make our way to the cafeteria so we can get all the Glee kids and take them to the choir room. We wait for about fifteen minutes before the bell finally rings and kids start entering the cafeteria, we spot them as they make their way to the food bar, we get up and go to them.
"Guys, we need to talk so come with us to the choir room" I say and make my way there, the rest of the gang following and bodyguards close behind, all of them a little nervous and worried as to why we need to talk.
"What's this about?" asks Puck when we're all seating
"We have some news" says Gabe, walking to stand next to me in the center of the room
"What kind of news?" Mercedes asks worriedly, eyeing our bodyguards to see if it was about our safety.
"Bad news. You see, my father has been getting more heat since he took possession of the Puckerman clan, now most think that we fought for it, that we beat them and took the clan from them when in reality Puck's mom came to us and asked to join us so that we could protect them since they have no male leader and Puck is too young, other clans started to see them as an easy target so she decided to join us and still keep leadership of her clan but having the protection of ours. No one knows this, but the Puckerman's aren't the only ones who have done this, our clan is strong and others seek the safety and protection we offer without asking for the clan, we ask for loyalty and they give it so we see no reason to take away what is theirs; the only clans we have taken over are the Hudson clan, Jones and Lopez clan, the rest are with us willingly and still have their own leader that makes decisions but that listens to our dad when needed" says Gabe
"The point is that our father has been getting messages and threats that in order to get to him they are going to harm us, so we're leaving, we are going to start attending Dalton on Monday and Sam, Nathan, Peter and Cameron are going to be following us everywhere from now on, as you can now see" I say and point to the bodyguards
They are quiet for a couple of minutes as they process the information. Brittany is the first to break the silence "But I'll still get to see you when I want, right Dolphin?"
"Of course you can Boo, but now you'll have to drive for about an hour and a half to do it"
"I don't care as long as your safe and I can see you" she says and runs to hug me
"Don't worry, we'll still have sleep over's and you can come visit me at Dalton whenever you want, I'll even skip class for you" I say as she loosens her hold but stays buried in my side.
"Wait, isn't Dalton the school we're competing against at sectionals?" asks Rachael
"Yes, Rachael, the warblers are the competition"
"Kurt, you can't fraternize with the enemy, change schools but not that one, I care about you and I'm glad you're transferring for your safety but you can't transfer to a rival school" she says
"Rachael, we won't-" I got cut off by Santana
"Wait what about the cheerios?" she says
"And football Gabe?" asks Finn
"Guys, let us finish" I say
"Yes, we're transferring but we're not leaving New Directions, Cheerios or football, we're still competing with you guys, it's one of the benefits of having a mob boss for a dad, he can get things done" Gabe says and smirks
"Why didn't you say that in the first place?" says Mercedes and she and the rest of them get up and pulls us into a group hug
"We'll miss you guys at class but you'll still be dealing with us in the weekends and at practice" says Rachael
"Yeah, we're fine with that" I say and hug them back
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