For da rap battle, we all gather in da center of town. Prim is holding my hand being all clingy. Da boys and da girls compete in da battle separately since they send 1 girl and 1 boy from each district to compete in da horny games. I see Hard over at the boys sid. He winks all sexi like... I sigh.
A lady in big pink hair wearin 13 inch hells and wearing a long floor lengh dress steps out onto da stage. Dis is Efy, she is from da Capital which is the only place in all the districts that has GOOD DESIGNR CLOTHES and not these ratchet ass clothes da rest of us have, she is the 1 who is the decider of the rap battle. For da rap battle we must pick our favorite rap beats and try to beat the other kids by rapping the best.
"LET DA RAP BATTLE BEGIN!" Effy shouts trumpanny, "AND MAY DA ODDS BE EVER IN YO FLAVOR!"
Suddenly, everyone was rap battlin each other. I, of course, was sooo good in my very sexy redishon of Rak City that there was no way I could ever loose to anyone. I was by far da best rapper in all of district 12. So I waited impationly for the rap battle to end lookin over at Hard… he seemed like was doing a pretty good job with his Drake song. Rappin all sexy like with his abs glistenin... tho i'd never admit it. I wasn''t thinkin about Prim or her redishon of Super Bass by Niki Manja and I was barly paying attention when Efy shouted da name of the girl loser of da battle from da stage.
"PRIM ROSE EVERSEX!" I heard.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"