Summary: Burt Hummel is one of the most feared mob bosses, and in order to get to him his enemies are going after his twin sons but Burt will be damned before that happens, so he sends them to Dalton. Will it be enough?
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I do not own glee or songs
"The Hummel Clan"
Sexy
(Blaine POV)
"Gentlemen, may I have your attention, please" says Wes seriously and I fight with all my might to keep from rolling my eyes. All of the others groan and I stand up before Wes can ruin a perfect practice.
"What Wes is trying to say and falling miserably, is that today is a great day because although we lost, New Direction's secret weapons will be joining us today" I say and move to open the double doors. The room erupts into cheers when they see the twins striding inside and smiling.
"Now, I heard you losers needed some help winning next year?" asks Gabe
"Hey!" we all yell and they start laughing at us.
"What my brother means is that we got tired of you begging us every opportunity you got so we decided to join you" says Kurt and drags his brother to the empty couch near the window.
"You're really warblers now?" asks Jeff, bouncing excitedly.
"Yes, certain events have led my father to throw down the towel and order us to remain away from McKinley unless Sue is the one looking over us while we're there since no one is stupid enough to cross her. So we are now officially warblers" says my boyfriend and I hurry to his side when he mentions the attack.
The room remains silent, all of us remembering the awful images of men lying in pools of blood "I assume you took my advice and have seen a therapist?" asks Kurt and looks around the room to see all of us nodding "Has it helped?" he asks and again we all nod "Glad to hear that"
"What about you?" asks Nick worriedly.
"I'm fine, thanks to you lot convincing me to go to therapy a couple of weeks ago, everything is surprisingly well" he smiles and we all relax and smile back. "Annyywaay what do you say we get this show on the road" he says and leans on my side to face the council.
"Right. Today's order of business is" Wes begins and bangs his gavel before Gabe interrupts.
"Wait, wait" he says lifting his arms and trying to hold back laughter "You guys seriously do this?" he asks incredulously when we all say 'yes' he and Kurt start laughing hysterically.
"What's so funny?" demands Wes
"Oh my" Kurt begins but fails to stop laughing long enough to continue. After a bit more laughter they manage to control themselves. "Sorry, please continue" he says and wipes some tears away.
"Aren't you going to enlighten us on what was so funny?" I ask him and poke him in the side.
"Nope, I have a feeling Wes would never look at me again if I did" he whispers and pulls Gabe to his side as well so he'd pay attention.
"On with it almighty leaders" Gabe says and salutes the head table, causing us to laugh.
"Very well, as I was saying….." I blocked all the rest and began to play with Kurt's hair, thinking about what would be the best gift to give to Kurt for when he wins the cheerleading competition this Thursday. I snap out of my day dreaming when Kurt's body starts moving against my side, I look down to find Gabe's face buried in Kurt's chest and Kurt looking down at his phone and biting his fist, both trying their hardest not to burst out laughing. Other warblers begin to notice and Thad finally snaps. "Twins, what the hell is wrong with you?" finally losing control they both burst out laughing.
After catching their breath and composing themselves Kurt finally shows me his phone, I take it and read the text
From: Rachel Berry
ND is going sexy this week :D Bet your warblers are so uptight they can't pull of a sexy performance ;)
I gasp and hand the phone back before pushing him aside so that I could stand "Warblers it seems ND are going to do sexy numbers this week and believe we're not capable of doing one since we're so uptight" I say and they all gasp and pretend to be hurt.
"Do you agree with them?" asks Jeff, looking at the twins
"I have no doubt you can be sexy, you are all handsome boys after all. However we have another level of sexiness, we let loose and move our body to our hearts content, we have fun, we don't stop ourselves because we believe a move is inappropriate, we do what we want, which is why we were laughing, we were imagining what you guys would call a sexy number" says my boyfriend and giggles a little at the end, no doubt thinking about that scenario again.
"Well, I believe we have been challenged Blaine" says Nick and the rest voice their agreement; I smirk at them and turn to face the couch.
"It seems we have a challenge" I say and lift my brow to show I was serious when they just stare at me, they look at each other-having a silent conversation- before turning back to look at me and they smile widely.
"It seems we do" says Kurt and stands, facing me "We're sixteen members, so how about this? We split up you will be the leader of one group and I will lead the other, we'll invite ND and Crawford, they will vote to see who the winner is, whoever loses buys dinner at a fancy restaurant, deal?" he says and sticks out his hand.
I look around me and take his hand "Deal" we both smirk and look around "Let's choose, two and two to move this faster" I say and move to the other side of the room "You go first"
"Gabe and Jeff" he says and Jeff jumps excitedly and runs to that side of the room.
"Wes and David" I say immediately
"Nick and Andrew" he says and again the boys rush to that side excitedly
"Thad and Jason" I say
"Trent and Seth" he says amused
"Julian and Chad" I say, a little nervous when they curse under their breath and move to my side of the room.
"Flint and Danny" he says. When both teams are ready Kurt speaks again "Gabe will call Emily and tell her to get the girls here on Wednesday and I'll call ND, we'll meet at one of the abandoned warehouse we have in Westerville but before we leave we have to pick a song and who will sing what"
"I suggest 'Animal' Kurt and Blaine can sing it since they're the leaders and besides it isn't about the singing that much, it's about the movements" says Gabe.
"Everyone in favor" says Wes and we all raise our hands "You have these days to practice, normal meetings are on hold for now" he says and we all run out of the room to begin planning.
When we arrive at the warehouse ND and Crawford are already there but the other team is nowhere in sight.
"Don't worry they're here" says Rachel when ND stands in front of us
"Damn you guys are screwed" says Puck and laughs at us when he sees us wearing our uniforms.
"What's wrong with this?" I say and look down at my uniform.
"Hobbit, the preppy look would have been great if you were at Sectionals which you won but you lost at Regionals because you have no personality and you'll lose here because we aren't looking for preppy boys who ask for permission to kiss someone, we're here to see a sexy number that means being spontaneous and dangerous" says Santana frustrated.
"She may be a bitch but she's right" says Puck
"So unbutton your blazer and also your shirt if you're wearing something underneath and half of you lose the tie and the other loosen them or untie them" she orders.
"Alright, you look better like that, just hope that Kurt's team isn't wearing skinny jeans and tight shirts or you're doomed" says Rachel "Now, go, go Go!" she yells and we scamper off.
We climb the platform that was there and I take a deep breath getting into my sexy mode and jump into view. The girls start cheering when they see us and begin to sing.
Here we go again
I kinda wanna be more than friends
So take it easy on me
I'm afraid you're never satisfied
The door behind the crowd opens and the other team comes inside wearing skin tight black jean, combat black boots and tight v-neck shirts, all in different color. My jaw goes slack as soon as I see Kurt step in front of them wearing all black and looking mouthwatering.
Here we go again, we're sick like animals
We play pretend, you're just a cannibal
And I'm afraid I won't get out alive
No I won't sleep tonight
Oh, oh I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight.
Oh oh
I want some more
Oh oh
What are we waitin' for?
What are we waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight
As we begin to climb down the platform, Kurt and the others begin to strut through the crowd all of them looking absolutely hot and dangerous as they move.
Here we are again
I feel the chemicals kickin' in
It's gettin heavier
And I wanna run and hide
I wanna run and hide
They begin to move his hips and the girls pretend to swoon around them.
I do it every time
You're killin' me now
And I won't be denied by you
The animal inside of you.
Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight.
Oh oh
I want some more
Oh oh
What are we waitin' for?
What are we waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight.
Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight.
Oh oh
I want some more
Oh oh
What are we waitin' for?
What are we waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight.
It's just the world is quiet
So hush we both can't fight it
It's us that made this mess
Why can't you understand?
Woah I won't sleep tonight.
I wont sleep tonight.
Here we go again
Here we go again
Here we go again
Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight.
Oh oh
I want some more
Oh oh
What are we waitin' for?
What are we waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight.
Oh, oh
I want some more
Oh, oh
What are you waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight.
Oh oh
I want some more
Oh oh
What are we waitin' for?
What are we waitin' for?
Say goodbye to my heart tonight.
By the time the song is over I feel like I need to get a court order to officially say my boyfriend isn't allowed to dance like that in front of anybody but me and I move to get my school bag to try and cover my little problem before joining the others to hear the vote.
"So ladies and a few gentlemen, who is the winner of this little show down?" I ask them with a charming smile, trying to keep them from noticing my fidgeting.
"The hot boys with v-necks" says one of the Crawford girls after looking consulting it with the other girls
"Ha, it seems you owe us dinner Anderson" brags Jeff and they all start cheering and thinking of what restaurant to choose.
I stop Kurt from leaving the warehouse when they all exit to thank the girls and send them on their way "I believe that as your boyfriend I have the right to demand you not dancing like that ever again in front of anybody but me"
"Is that so and why exactly can't I?" he says amused, he pulls me closer and wraps his arms around my neck.
"Because I don't like people checking you out and if I got a little problem than so can others and I don't want them thinking about you like that" I all but growl.
Kurt glances down and moves my bag "It seems you do have a problem but luckily for you you're the only one I'm willing to help out"