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NMNT Season 3 Chapter 10: A Brief History of Time
-79th Dimension of Null-Time, Castle Simultaneous: Annals of History-
Once upon a time, there was a really freaky world that appeared to be situated between dimensions. This...place (seriously I can't even begin to describe this place) had many rare oddities floating in the air, be it swirling vortexes or balls of light, but there was an oddity that stood out like a sore thumb.
It was a golden castle, and inside this golden castle was a teenage girl wearing a blue helmet (which has little hour glasses encased in glass spheres attached to the left ear side and right ear side), a blue cape, blue armor (that appeared to be light as a feather but was durable) fitted over a form-fitting blue one piece bikini, blue wrist gauntlets, and light blue socks that stopped about an inch above her blue knee-high boots.
Currently she was busy dusting in a chamber that appeared to be a library of sorts, which in and of itself contained magical looking artifacts like glass viewing orbs and holographic tomes.
"Ugh, I totally hate dusting," she complained in a loud tone, "All I did was accidentally reverse the evolution on a planet of gross giant worms. And I get six weeks dusting duty! This is some complete bullshit." She then sighed to calm herself down a bit as she continued talking. "I didn't become an assistant times-stress for this," she said.
She then continued doing her job, but as she dusted a giant crystal ball, it suddenly began to glow.
"Hmm, maybe there's something good on the Orb of Hindsight," she said.
She looked at the orb and saw Benjamin Franklin flying his kite into the lightning storm.
"Ugh, boring," she said and she waved her hand over the orb and it showed a dark and creepy 15th century style castle.
"Hmm, this looks good," she said.
Inside the castle, a large ram-like demon with red fur (who also is wearing a torso piece of armor and wrist gauntlets) sat on the throne and said, "The lord of time thinks he can banish me to this prison of the past. But I still have power; even though I cannot leave this place, I will lure the sacred sands of the Time Scepter to ME! Then I will have my revenge!"
Next to him, a very familiar looking dragon seemed to roar in agreement with him.
"I will draw the Scepter here with the Spell of Summoning," he exclaimed as he laughed very evilly.
"Eww, ick," said the teenage girl, "Stupid Orb of Hindsight, there's never anything good on."
And she waved her hand over the orb again. The orb then showed a modern city roof top where four turtle-like creatures and a very cute blond teenage human boy with whisker-like marks on his cheeks were throwing water balloons at each other; and it looked like they were having a blast judging by the looks on their faces.
"That's better, they look like they're having fun," she said with a smile before muttering, "a lot more fun than I'm having right now."
She sighed once more as she continued to dust. But as she did, she noticed something peculiar about the gold statue at the far end of the library to her left. Upon closer inspection, she saw that the statue was holding the Time Scepter in a seemingly unguarded manner.
"Oh yeah, the Time Scepter," she said in amazement, "I forgot it was even here." Suddenly, an idea flew into her head.
"Wait a sec," she said, "Lord Simultaneous said I was grounded for six weeks; so all I gotta do is use the Time Scepter to move myself ahead in time six weeks and I'll be, like, done!"
She then grabbed ahold of it, meeting no resistance at all.
"Sweet," she said with a smile as she began to move it, "I'll just..."
Just then, various alarms began to blare.
"Attention, the Time Scepter has been disturbed," said a loud and booming voice.
"Oh, I'm so busted," said the teenage girl, "If Lord Simultaneous catches me, I'm so screwed it's not even funny."
"Renet!" a voice, presumably Lord Simultaneous', boomed.
The teenage girl, now known as Renet, started to panic as she commanded to the scepter, "Scepter, get me out of here!"
"Destination?" the scepter asked. Renet then looked around frantically as she said, "Somewhere, anywhere but here? I don't know!" Her eyes then landed on the orb and the images of the four turtles and the blond human.
"Wait," she exclaimed, "With them there, I mean then!"
The scepter started to glow.
"Hurry up," she whimpered. The scepter then enveloped her in a bright light as she was transported to her desired destination.
-New York City Rooftops, Night-
On a warm night, the five brothers were having a blast with not only water balloons, but with a rooftop garden hose as well.
"Ha, ha, it's time for your bath Mikey!" Leonardo joked happily as he sprayed his brother with the hose.
"Hey," Michelangelo protested (though his facial expression showed that he was having too much fun) as he tried evading the torrent of water, but to no avail, "I took a bath last week!"
Leo happily cackled as he continued to spray his brother, until he tripped on the hose itself and landed flat on his face. As he looked up and saw who was standing over him, he muttered, "Uh-oh."
"Time for your bath Leo," said Naruto as he rapidly went through multiple hand signs. "Water Style-Giant Water Fall Jutsu!" he shouted as he raised his hands up in the air before swatting them in a downward right diagonal sweep. Just then a giant torrent of water fell from the sky and it fell not only on Leo, but on the other three turtle brothers as well.
"Um, oops," Naruto said in a meek tone as his brothers coughed and gave him annoyed looks. Then they had smug smirks plastered on their faces as they reached behind their backs and pulled out six water balloons (three in each hand).
"Ah damn," Naruto muttered knowing he couldn't evade the projectiles in time (not that he wanted to anyway, for he was having too much fun).
*Sploosh, sploosh, sploosh, sploosh, etc...* went the water balloons as Naruto (in a deliberate manner) pathetically tried to defend himself by outstretching his arms and turning his head away while shutting his eyes.
"Alright, alright," he laughed, "I learned my lesson!"
"Sure you have," his brothers replied altogether as they continued to pelt him with water balloons until they ran out. But by then, everyone was laughing and having a good time.
Their joy, however, was cut short by the untimely arrival of a green swirling vortex appearing high above their heads.
And just as fast as it appeared, Renet then fell from it and landed on all five brothers, creating a dog pile in the process (with her on top)
"Ughhhh," they all groaned.
"That wasn't any fun," said Renet as she put a hand to her head as if to rub out a headache, "Like, it really hurt my ass." And she proceeded to rub it gently.
"Well, excuse me," said Naruto, who was beneath her, "but my back isn't feeling to well either. "
"Oh, I'm totally sorry," said Rent as she quickly got off of Naruto, "are you guys okay?"
"Let me guess," said Mikey as he and his brothers picked themselves up, "you're not from around here are you?"
"Well duh," Renet said in a matter-of-fact tone, "I'm from the 79th Dimension of Null-Time obviously."
The brothers looked amongst each other in confusion before turning their heads back to Renet.
"Uh, obviously," Donatello replied in the best way possible.
"And your name is?" Leo asked.
"Oh, right," said Renet, "I'm really bad with introductions. Hi, I'm Renet: Apprentice Times-stress." She then held up the scepter and explained, "This is the Time Scepter and it brought me here."
The brothers were unsure of what to say next.
"Um, so why did you pop out of...wherever and land on us?" Mikey asked.
"I was bored," Renet replied with a small smile, "and you guys were in the Orb of Hindsight and it looked like you were having fun."
"Orb of Hindsight?" Naruto wondered.
"Totally," Renet said excitedly, "it shows times where E.G.S. happen."
"Eggs?" Mikey asked.
"Like omelettes?" Raphael wondered.
"No silly," said Renet, "E-G-S: Events of Great Significance. Sometimes it's a bummer cuz' everyone is, like, about to be killed in a horrific manner and stuff. But don't worry, you guys seem okay."
"'Killed in a horrific manner'?" Don asked.
"Is it just me, or are you guys getting feeling of impending doom?" Leo asked.
"No, I told you, you guys turn out fine," Renet explained, "In fact, there were more of you and you were in this black-and-white world and..."
Before she could explain more, a voice boomed from above.
"Renet!" Lord Simultaneous' voice boomed before a giant silvery head appeared before them.
"Renet!" he shouted again in an accusing manner.
"Oh no, it's him: Lord Simultaneous; he's gonna kill me!" Renet exclaimed in a panicked tone.
"Return what you have stolen!" Lord Simultaneous demanded.
"You gotta help me, you gotta help me!" Renet said to her new-found friends.
"Don't worry," said Raph as he and Mikey stood in front of her.
"Stay behind us, we'll handle chrome dome here," said Mikey.
"Insolent brat! Prepare for a punishment far worse than you can possibly imagine or have experienced!" Lord Simultaneous boomed.
"Experience this!" Raph shouted as he threw his Sais right at the floating head.
Lord Simultaneous, however, fired a strange eye-beam at the weapons which stopped them, turned them around, and were thrown back into Raph's hands.
"Okay, that didn't work," said Naruto.
"Oh, we gotta bail," Renet said as she commanded to the scepter, "Scepter, get us out of here, now!"
"Destination?" the scepter asked. Once again, Renet started to panic as she responded, "Anyplace, just go! Go!"
And the scepter enveloped Renet and the five brothers in a bright white light as they were transported to their next destination.
"No!" Lord Simultaneous screamed.
-15th Century Europe-
At the castle, the ram demon was chanting the summoning spell loudly in front of a fire on the highest battlement the castle provided with the familiar looking dragon by his side.
"Bring the Time Guardian's Scepter to me!" he shouted as he concluded the ritual. The fire then erupted into an enormous flame that seemed to kiss the intimately veil looking sky. He then noticed a green vortex open up in the sky a good distance away from the castle followed by six vague figures falling towards and hitting the ground.
"I have done it!" he exclaimed happily, "I have summoned the Time Scepter here. Now my freedom shall be at hand."
Meanwhile, the group of six collectively groaned in slight pain.
"You know Renet, for a Time-stress or whatever, you really gotta work on your control," Mikey said as they all picked themselves up and had a look around.
"Where the hell are we?" Raph asked.
"I think the question is 'When the hell are we?'" said Naruto.
"Let me check," Renet said as she first checked her right-hand wrist guard.
"No."
She then checked a pocket watch she had on her person.
"Nope."
She then checked her left-hand wrist guard and said, "Ok here. We're in the year 1406, somewhere in Medieval Europe or someplace."
"1406?!" Don exclaimed.
"And we're here because?" Leo asked.
"I have no idea," Renet replied as she began to think, "It...it felt like, I don't know, something reached out and brought us here."
Meanwhile, atop the battlement, the ram demon (who was pleased with the results) said, "The Time Scepter is very close, I can feel it." He then walked over to the fire as he continued saying, "And power beyond all time and space will be mine!"
He then chanted to the fire, "Dark Warriors: ARISE AND DO MY BIDDING! ARISE! BRING ME THE SCEPTER, LET NOTHING STAND IN YOUR WAY!"
And the skies above started to crackle with thunder and lightning as an ominous red circle arose from the fire and floated its way toward the heroes, who gasped as it lowered itself and put them in the middle.
As it touched the ground, many giant hands pushed themselves up and out of the Earth stood a whole army of giant armored pig-men wielding various melee weapons.
Renet panicked as she commanded to the scepter, "Do something you stupid thing!"
The scepter glowed and enveloped the five brothers in white light. The light then quickly dissipated and revealed that the brothers were dressed in knight armor.
"Hey," Mikey said in awe, "Check it out, an extra shell. I like it."
"Take the scepter," a pig-warrior commanded, "feast on their flesh, attack!"
And the battalion of pig-warriors began their attack.
However, despite their size and strength in numbers, they were no match for the brothers' collective strength and speed.
Leo had taken out his Katanas and proceeded to shred the armor off of three pig-warriors before knocking them away with a spin-kick.
Naruto took a fighting stance before jumping in the air and drop kicking a pig-warrior into two others while simultaneously catching up and punching the pig-warriors in their faces.
Meanwhile Mikey took out his Nun-chucks and began to knock weapons out of various pig-warriors' hands before punching or kicking them away.
Meanwhile Raph and Don worked together as Raph shattered or knocked away the weapons with his Sais while Don knocked the pig-warriors into each other with his Bo Staff.
While all of this was occurring, a strange phenomenon took place; as soon as the pig-warriors hit the ground, the Earth seemed to come alive and swallow them whole.
"Guys!" Raph shouted, "put them down hard enough and they stay down; they're worm food!"
Slowly but surely, the number of pig-warriors began to dwindle.
"No, my spell isn't strong enough. The Earth is reclaiming my dark warriors" said the ram demon as he observed the losing battle, "I will not fail; the Time Scepter will be mine!"
He then mounted his (still familiar looking) dragon and took off for the skies.
Back at the battle, amidst the chaos, Renet was desperately trying to make the Time Scepter work.
"Damn scepter, how come you're not working?" she moaned in annoyance.
She then turned to the five brothers and asked in an exasperated tone, "Can't you guys be a little quieter, I need to concentrate." She turned her attention back to the scepter and said, "Come on, one minute you're working, the next you aren't."
She pondered for a bit before asking herself, "It can't be me, is it?"
Meanwhile, a group of pig-warriors managed to grab hold of Leo, placing his arms behind his back.
"Hold the creature!" a pig-warrior shouted.
But as he prepared to strike him down, Don came leaping in with his Bo staff and knocked the pig-warrior towards Leo who mustered all his strength and flipped himself so his captors would get hit while he leapt safely away.
"Thanks Donny," said Leo as the Earth dragged the pig-warriors down.
But as the band of brothers rejoined, Renet screamed in absolute panic. The brothers looked towards her and saw the ram demon flying in towards her atop his familiar looking dragon.
"The Time Scepter will be mine!" the ram demon exclaimed as the dragon grabbed her and began flying back to the castle. The ram demon then yanked the scepter from her hands and began chuckling darkly.
However, something unexpected began happening.
As they were flying away, the group below began shouting various protests.
"Renet!" Naruto and Mikey shouted.
"No!" Don and Leo shouted.
"Come back and fight us you ugly son of a bitch!" Raph shouted.
It was at that insult that the familiar looking dragon narrowed its eyes in anger as it roared and began to dive-bomb the group.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" the ram demon shouted, "I have what I came for, now come; I can finally be free from this accursed time!" And he forcibly yanked the dragon's chain and turned it back towards the castle.
"There goes our ride home," said Don.
"Well then we'd better save her," said Naruto.
Mikey just groaned in annoyance as he exasperatedly said, "How come all this weird stuff always happen to us?! I mean, we were just minding our own business when WHAM that time lady fell out of the sky right on top of us. Now we're stuck here! AND we've got to go to that creepy-as-all-hell looking place. It just doesn't seem fair!"
Raph then walked over to Mikey and asked in slight annoyance, "You done?"
There was a slight pause as Mikey replied with a smile, "Yeah, I'm done. Let's go kick some ass and save Renet."
And the brothers began making their way towards the castle.
-Inside the castle: the throne room-
The ram demon laughed with gleeful evilness as he pointed the scepter towards a wooden bench (Renet is tied up on a chair and the dragon is lying down on its belly with its head resting on its arms) and began growing a tree.
"Time is mine to command!" he laughed as he then made the tree shrink back to a seed.
"How the hell did you do that?" Renet asked, "I can barely manage to make the damn thing work. Well, I mean I did manage to make some armor earlier but that was just by accident."
She then looked at her captor and asked, "Do I know you, because you look really familiar and..."
"Silence!" the ram demon commanded as he flipped through some pages of a giant book, "I can't understand how Lord Simultaneous puts up with you."
He then began walking over to her as he continued, "But I will soon put him out of his misery when I kill him."
Renet was about to speak but the ram demon interrupted her, "Your master banished me here, and now with the Time Scepter in my hands, I will be free to move through time and space to wreak my revenge upon your master!"
Suddenly the dragon awoke and began lashing out at the ram demon, and it looked as if it was reaching for the scepter itself.
"Now what's gotten into you; you act like I have not fed you in months," he said as he waved his hand, "Settle down, I command you!"
And he struck the dragon with red lightning, effectively subduing it.
-Outside the Castle-
Outside the castle, the brothers (who, with one exception, ditched the armor) leapt over the castle walls and landed inside the courtyard.
Donny turned to face Mikey and said, "Mikey, would you ditch the armor?"
"No way," Mikey rebutted, "It makes me feel all safe and protective."
His brothers gave him a look of annoyance.
"Fine," he said as he removed his armor, "but you don't have to be so uptight about it."
Little did the group know, however, that the ram demon was already wise to their presence as he looked down on them.
"Ah, I have unexpected guests," he said as he held his hand out, "let's see if I can arrange a little welcoming party."
Down below on the ground, two little cockroaches were enveloped in a red aura as they rasp idly changed in size, making them more enormous, vicious and intimidating in the process.
"Oh, now I take my armor off, thanks guys," Mikey said sarcastically as the brothers grouped together and got into their fighting stances.
The cockroaches gave an ear piercing roar as they both slammed their front legs down on the group, forcing them to leap out of the way.
Leo and Mikey managed to lure one away from the other and began trying to take it down with their weapons. But no matter how hard they tried, their weapons could not penetrate the hard and impenetrable exoskeleton.
Leo then tried to slice up its underbelly, but the cockroach managed to entrap him in its jaws.
"Leo, hang on!" Mikey shouted as he hit the cockroach's head as hard as he could. The cockroach then let go of the Katana wielding brother as both he and Mikey took cover behind a giant stone statue of the ram demon. The cockroach then charged in as fast as it could.
Thinking fast, both Mikey and Leo pushed the statue forward, making it fall upon the monstrous insect and effectively killing it.
The brothers high-fived each other and shouted happily, "Alright!"
Meanwhile, Don, Raph and Naruto were squaring off against the second cockroach.
Raph leapt up in the air and prepared to deliver a drop kick, but the cockroach just raised it's right front leg and knocked him away.
Don then tried to tire out the creature by riding on its neck while using his Bo Staff to hold on for dear life. However, the cockroach managed to throw him off and slam him against Raph.
Naruto then took out two kunai knives and leapt at the cockroach's head in an attempt to slice its neck. Unfortunately, the monster grabbed him by its jaws and swallowed him whole.
"Naruto!" Don and Raph cried.
All of a sudden, the monster's abdomen started to expand at an alarming rate and just as soon as it began, it ended with the cockroach exploding and Naruto and a bunch of shadow clones standing/covered in bug guts.
As the shadow clones *poofed* away, Naruto looked at himself before turning his attention to his two brothers and said (while wiping himself off), "Not a word of this to April."
"Come on, we have to keep moving," said Leo. And they all ran and got inside the castle itself.
-The Throne Room-
In the throne room, a strange occurrence was taking place; the familiar looking dragon sat up, crossed its legs, shut its eyes and began chanting quietly.
"Uh sorcerer guy, your pet is acting, like, really weird and stuff," Renet said nervously as a cocoon enveloped it completely.
However, the ram demon was focused on other tasks as he waved the scepter above his head. "Time and space are mine to control," he chuckled evilly.
Suddenly the door to the throne room was blown away into smithereens, for on the other side stood the five brothers.
"Somebody call for a rescue?" Naruto called out as he lowered his right arm (meaning he was the one who used a Rasengan to blow away the door).
"You dare to challenge me?! Feel my wrath you damn pestilence!" shouted the ram demon. And he waved the scepter and started firing...blasts (seriously, I can't even describe this. Is he firing blasts of time or magic? You know what, I'll solve this problem myself like with this) of time at the group, who managed to scatter and avoid them very narrowly.
Don then made his move by leaping in with his Bo Staff. But the ram demon just fired a blast of time right at the purple eye-mask wearing turtle's weapon, turning it into a tree branch.
"Ignorant fool," said the ram demon as he hit Don with the scepter, knocking him into the wall.
Meanwhile, Naruto leapt over to where Renet was tied up. He then pulled out a kunai knife and sliced through the ropes that tied her to the chair she was sitting in.
"Are you okay?" he asked.
"I am now," she replied as she pulled the ropes off and stood up.
Back at the battle, Raph, Mikey, and Leo decided to attack on three sides. But as they leapt in with their weapons drawn, the ram demon just raised the scepter above his head and disappeared, making the brothers knock into each other.
The ram demon then reappeared a few feet away.
"Damn pests," said the ram demon as he struck Mikey and Raph with the scepter, knocking them a ways away (Leo managed to evade the incoming blow), "this has gone on long enough; I have revenge to seek!"
"Not if we have anything to say about it!" said a voice.
The ram demon turned around and saw Leo and Naruto swinging their bladed weapons. The ram demon held them at bay using the scepter to block their blades before knocking their weapons away and punching them in their abdomens, making them hit the wall in the process.
But before he could kill them, Renet picked up Don's tree branch Bo Staff, snuck up behind the ram demon and hit him fast and hard against the base of his skull which knocked him out.
As his body hit the ground with an enormous *thud* (which also released the scepter) the brothers groaned as they picked themselves up and retrieved their weapons.
"Damn Renet, you hit hard," Raph said with an impressed tone.
"I wouldn't want to mess with you, that's for sure," said Naruto.
"Well guys, I'd call that a win," said Don.
Suddenly, an enormous red scaled hand reached out from the cocoon and grabbed the scepter.
As the creature inside stood up, it spoke in an eerie distorted double voice. "Ah, the ninja brothers," it said, "how glad we are to see you again."
"Uh, do we know you?" Mikey asked.
"He knows us," said Leo.
"But those voices," said Raph.
"They do sound really familiar," said Naruto.
"Yes," said the creature as the cocoon started to change shape, "listen well to our voices. For it is the last thing you will ever hear!"
Just then the cocoon was torn to shreds and there standing tall and proud were Drako and Ultimate Ninja. Only they weren't two separate beings, but rather a hideous hybrid.
Overall, their body had both Drako and Ultimate Ninja characteristics. For Drako: a red scaled body, wings, tail, red-dragon right-arm and leg; for Ultimate Ninja: his pants, human left arm (with a human hand that had a detachable claw) and leg (with boot to match), and his purple cloak.
As far as the head combination was concerned, Drako's head stuck out of the torso while Ultimate Ninja's head was on top, resting on the extended dragon neck (oh and he is still wearing his red-devil mask, and he has his red pony-tail hair).
"What in the hell is that thing!" Renet exclaimed in a panicked tone.
"It's Drako!" Raph exclaimed.
"And the Daimyo's son: Ultimate Ninja!" Naruto exclaimed as the group started to slowly back-away.
"Merged together somehow!" Don exclaimed.
"But it can't be," said Leo.
"You were both sucked up in that dimensional rift thingy!" Mikey exclaimed.
"Yes," said Ultimate Drako, "harmlessly pushed into a rift beyond time and space. Where we drifted for an eternity."
-Flashback-
"You remember don't you, you freaks could have saved us!"
Ultimate Ninja desperately tried to kick Drako off of him, but the dragon would not release his foot.
"Damn you! You will not get rid of me that easily!" Drako shouted.
"You goddamn fool, you'll kill us both!" Ultimate Ninja protested. Unfortunately for both enemies, Leo was starting to lose his grip on Ultimate Ninja.
"Stop fighting!" he protested, "You're slipping!"
"Drako, I hope you burn and rot in hell!" Ultimate Ninja shouted, "where you GODDAMN BELONG!"
Just as he finished his sentence, Leo lost his grip.
"DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUU!" Drako shouted as they both disappeared behind the blinding light the vortex created.
"But you let us go!"
Inside the rift, the two enemies struggled to get rid of the other for a bit before finally giving up and just drifting aimlessly.
"Over thousands of millennia, our bodies combined into this hellish form, our minds fusing in the endless isolation."
-Flashback End-
"Our hatred of you drove us and kept us alive until we learned how to free ourselves and came here." he finished, "And HOW we suffered, PRETENDING to serve this bastard of a demon sorcerer only because he sought the Time Scepter! Only with it could we finally kill you!"
"I've had enough of you runnin' your damn mouth!" Raph shouted as he threw his Sais in hopes that they would stab Ultimate Drako. However, the combined enemy just waved the scepter in front of him and disintegrated the brothers' weapons.
"Metal rusts and wood crumbles," he said, "time is an entity that we are a master of."
And he summoned a bunch of roots which tightly constricted around the band of brothers.
"Now prepare to suffer a fate worse than death!" he shouted. But before he could do so, Renet leapt onto his neck and yanked the scepter (with some struggling) from his hand.
"You damn freak, keep the hell away from them!" she shouted. Just then Ultimate Drako knocked her to the ground.
"Meddlesome whore, you are no match for us!" Ultimate Drako exclaimed.
"I'm not," she replied with a small knowing-smile, "but I know somebody who is." She then called out, "Lord Simultaneous, I'm really sorry, but we could use your help!"
The scepter then glowed brightly and the giant silvery head that was Lord Simultaneous appeared.
"Well it's about goddamn time!" he boomed.
At that moment, the ram demon groaned and picked himself up while rubbing his head before opening his eyes.
"Oh, this is just not my day," he groaned upon seeing Lord Simultaneous.
Just then, the silvery head exploded in a cloud of smoke, which immediately dissipated to reveal a four-foot tall man wearing a blue and white robe and blue and white tuning fork-shaped hat. He then walked over to Renet and took the scepter from her hands.
"Give me that please, before you kill someone," he said, "or the rest of the universe...again."
"That's Lord Simultaneous?" Don asked as the man himself freed the brothers.
"He should've quit while he was a head," Mikey said (making a not-so-stealth pun).
Raph just hit him upside his head. Meanwhile, Lord Simultaneous turned his attention to Ultimate Drako, who was not in the least bit intimidated.
"You may be a Lord of Time, but you will not deter our vengeance," he said.
Lord Simultaneous just froze him in place (using no ice). "Whatever asshole," he said bluntly, "because of you, I'll be sweeping up temporal anomalies for a decade."
He then turned to the ram demon and said, "As for you Savanti, you'd think that banishing you to 15th century Europe would be enough, but noooooooo. Now say goodbye you ugly son of a bitch, I'm gonna send you to a place where I know you'll be picked on by bastards just like you."
And he sent the ram demon, now known as Savanti, into a time portal which immediately closed as soon as he was sent through.
-The Jurassic Era-
Savanti landed in a muddy pool. As he picked himself up and wiped himself off, he looked around and his eyes widened.
"Oh God, please tell me he didn't" he whispered.
Just then there was an enormous booming sound as he looked up and saw an Apatosaurus looking down on him.
"DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN!"
-The Throne Room-
Lord Simultaneous turned his attention back to Ultimate Drako.
"Now then, what should I do with you asshole?" he asked.
"You cannot hold us," said Ultimate Drako as he struggled to free himself, "You cannot command us, we are not without power!"
And he freed himself and quickly snatched the scepter out of Lord Simultaneous' hands.
"We shall return and we shall have our revenge," he cackled as the scepter glowed and transported them away.
"Lord Simultaneous, he just got away with the Time Scepter," said Renet.
"Funny thing about the Time Scepter," said Lord Simultaneous with a knowing smile, "It has a mind of its own, so I know they're not so sure of what they're getting themselves into. But as for you young lady, we need to talk about your punishment."
"But Lord Simultaneous..."Renet began to protest.
"No buts, now it's three months of dusting the library and if you try to squirm your way out of it again, I'll make it a year."
"That's what this was all about? Dusting duty?" Naruto said with a small look of disbelief, his brothers sharing the same opinion (and look).
Lord Simultaneous then turned to the brothers and said, "Now then, let's set things right."
"Wait, Lord Simultaneous," said Renet, "before they go can I just do one last thing."
"Alright," he agreed.
Renet smiled as she walked up towards Naruto and kissed him fully on the lips (his eyes widened in shock while he stood there and did nothing to stop her).
"You lucky bastard," Raph whispered as Renet ended the kiss with an enormous blush on her face.
"Like I know you're already going steady and all but you're really hot and thanks for the rescue," she said.
Naruto, whose face was now the color of a tomato, just gulped and said, "You're welcome."
"Alright, enough with the mushy stuff," said Lord Simultaneous.
-New York City Rooftops, Night-
A portal opened above the rooftop that the brothers were having fun on. And a few seconds later the band of brothers (with their weapons restored back to normal I might add) fell from the portal and landed in a dog pile.
They all then groaned in pain.
"Um, I'm glad we're home, but why do I always have to be on the bottom?!" Mikey complained.
Well, I can only blame both myself and finals on the slow update. Here's to hoping the next update won't take as long.