Authors Note: This is where the story fully begins, and there is some cursing you guys so I hope yuh don't mind, its Rated T anyways sooooo yea.
The Meeting: Trilogy: Chapter 2
Cover Up.
Alter Doof sat on the couch reading a newspaper. He heard the police sirens and helicopters that surrounded the building.
He sighed.
He already knew what was happening, it didn't take a rocket scientist.
Platyborg ran through the door all out of breath.
"I'm not here!" he shouted as he ran out of the room.
Not even a moment later the police came through the door.
They didn't even say a word before Alter Doof said.
"He went that way"
Bail.
Alter Doof laughed at the cyborg through the bars.
"What are you laughing at? If anything, its your fault!"
Time.
"Hey Platyborg, what time is it?" Doof called from another room.
The cyborgs response.
"Time for you to get a watch, Doofus!"
Halloween.
Platyborg came through the door with a huge sack filled with candy.
"Wow Platyborg, I never would of thought that you of all people went Trick or Treating"
"You WISH I went Trick or Treating, Doofus"
Alter Doofs eye widened.
"What did you do-"
Candy.
"I can't believe you ate all that candy in under an hour!"
The cyborg burped and held his stomach which was now more than double its size.
"Believe it"
Cheating.
"I swear sometimes I don't even know why I made you Platyborg!"
"If you hate me so much then why don't you just get rid of me and make a Pandaborg!"
"It was one time Perry! Get over it! I chose you didn't I?"
"Wrong! It was 3 times! And I chose YOU!"
Wall.E
"Platyborg I don't want you hanging around that Wall.E robot, he's a bad influence on you"
"Yea, Yea, so you keep telling me"
Chinese Food.
"Platyborg! I'm hungry, go to the Chinese restaurant and get me something to eat"
"No way! I'm not going back there! You remember what happened last time?"
"Right, I keep forgetting that platypuses are rare animals, or in their case…rare delicacy's"
"Does that mean I don't have to go?"
"No, your going"
Vacation.
"Yuh know Platyborg? We should go on a vacation"
"Can we go to Sea world?"
"Platyborg, we BOTH know your not aloud back in Sea World, did you HAVE to get in a fight with Shamu?"
"Hey! That whale started it, did you hear what he said to me?"
"What he said to you wasn't nearly as bad as what you said back"
"You're the one that taught me to speak whale"
"Fine, I'll give you that but that whale pwned you"
"He did not!"
"You were crying afterwards!"
"That doesn't mean anything"
Crying.
The cyborg sat crying in Alter Doof's arms, he was bruised from head to toe.
"See? That's what happens when you start a fight with a mammal over 100 times your size"
Prisoners.
"…Its like he doesn't even care! I don't know what to do…what do you think Carl?"
"Well…maybe he's just playing hard to get, that or he's in denial…the best you can do is keep trying" Carl sighed leaning up against the bars on the jail cell with the rest of the OWCA of this Dimension.
"I cant believe you guys got captured AGAIN, you guys really gotta move the Head Quarters to a different spot"
"We're working on it"
"And by WE you mean YOU"
"Yep"
"Well your not trying hard enough…considering the fact that I help you guys escape like every few days or so" Platyborg said, unlocking the cell door.
They all walked out of the cell.
"Thanks Platyborg, we really appreciate it"
"Its no problem, just try not to get captured again, Doof is starting to get suspicious"
"We'll try"
"And by WE you mean-"
"ALRIGHT! I get it, I do most of the work, I know! You don't have to rub it in"
"Alright, I'm just sayin, you need a raise"
"Don't I know it" Carl rolled his eyes.
Seriously?
Platyborg looked at the OWCA of his dimension through the cell bars for the umpteenth time this week.
"Seriously?"
Secret Agent G.
"Hey Doof?" Platyborg looked up from his laptop.
"Yea?"
"Do you know that fic Time and Time Again by Secret Agent G on Fanfiction?"
"Yeah? Why?"
"Its amazing"
Animal Abuse.
"I can't believe you embarrassed me like that in front of all of LOVEMUFFIN and the OWCA!"
"I'm sorry"
"You made me look like some type of Animal Abuser in front of all those people!"
"I wasn't trying to get you in trouble…"
"Then why did you go up to Rodney and say 'Help! Help! Doof is trying to F*ck me'?"
"Someone dared me to"
"Who?"
Dare.
Wall.E and Platyborg stood at the side of the conference.
"C'mon just do it"
"Doof will kill me!"
"But it'll be funny"
"Doof told me not to embarrass him"
"It won't embarrass him, he'll laugh trust me"
"I don't know…"
"Just go up to Rodney and say it REAL loud c'mon, have I ever steered you wrong?"
"Well actually you-"
"That's the spirit! Now go" he pushed the cyborg forward.
"Fine, but you owe me"
Wall.E chuckled to himself as Platyborg walked up to Rodney.
This was gonna be hilarious.
Cursing.
Platyborg was watching an episode of South Park when he heard Cartman say an interesting word.
He'd have to try it sometime.
He walked into Doof's office.
"Hey Doof?"
"Yes Platyborg?" Doof answered as he took a sip of his coffee.
"*******!"
Doof spit out his coffee.
"Where did you hear THAT?"
"South Park"
"I told you not to watch that show" Doof sighed. "At least its better than the time you learned the word Hella and kept saying it non-stop"
Hella.
"Hey Doof, your Hella stupid"
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"Hey Doof, your Hella lame"
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"Hey Doof, your Hella gay"
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"Hey Doof, your Hella German"
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"Hey Doof, your Hella-"
"SHUT UP!"
Platyborg's Agent Predicament.
"Hey Doof, if I ever turned traitor against you would you make a Platyborg-Retrieve-inator to bring me back to the lab so you can take me apart and then kidnap my family?"
Doof thought for a moment.
"Yep" he smiled as he walked away.
"What?"
Camping Trip.
Doof and Platyborg were driving in an RV.
"Isn't this great Platyborg? Just you and me…in a RV…in the woods…alone…camping…bonding?"
Platyborg raised an eyebrow.
"Are you just bringing me out here so you can F*ck me?"