Hi again. I'm so glad so many people liked the last one shot. Sorry, but I've been having trouble thinking of something just as good for my next one shot. This one just came to me after dealing with troubles on my iPod. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or work in any way for Apple, so I don't own any rights to the iPod either.

Haruka's iPod

I don't know quite how to explain how this all happened. I can hardly believe it either, but Crystal Tokyo is now upon us. All because of this thing. Well I guess you are all wondering what happened. Well let me explain that to you.

It was a nice, beautiful day a few months ago. I was into the shopping district with Michiru, Setsuna, and Hotaru. We were just having a nice family outing. We were walking around talking about random things, like Setsuna complaining on how loud Michiru and I were last night. I was seriously considering finding her a lover today so she'd stop complaining. So they we were, minding our own business when suddenly.

"Excuse me sir! You look like a lucky man." Some random vendor said to me. Huh? I looked lucky? Was it because I was walking around with 2 beautiful women and a child? I turned to the man. He was behind one of those lottery booths. Those one where you give them money and they spin some container full of balls around till one falls out and if a certain color ball comes out you win a prize. Well, I guess it was worth a try.

"OK, I'll take a shot then." I said as I approached the man and handed him some money. He spun the container and a blue ball came out.

"Congratulations!" He yelled, "You're our big winner!" Wow, lucky me. I wonder what I won. He reached under his counter and pulled out a brand new iPod.

"You're the winner of this brand new iPod!" He told me. Wow! I won an iPod. What would I do with it anyways? Put Michiru's violin music on it? I wasn't really the type that listened to music much anyways. Oh well.

Later that night, I had my brand new iPod connected to my computer and was just about ready to kill something.

"Why isn't this working?!?!" I screamed and banged my fists on the table. My family looked at me like I had gone crazy, well maybe I have.

"What's wrong with you?" Setsuna asked.

"This stupid thing won't recognize my iPod!" I screamed and kick some random plant over. Hotaru jumped to the plant's assistance.

"Have you tried going to their website?" Michiru asked me. "Go there first. Maybe they have a solution."

"OK, I will." After a few more hours and a few more kicked over plants, my iPod finally had some songs on it. Not only had I put some of Michiru's violin music on it, but I also put some songs from Sera Myu on it as well.

The next day, I was driving in my car and listening to my iPod. Wow, some of these songs were rather catchy. I started to sing them out loud. Since my car is open roof, people on the sidewalk were staring at me strangely. I kept on driving till I came to a stop light. I looked around and saw the inners on the sidewalk up ahead. I waited till the light turned green then pulled up beside them. They all got stars in their eyes when they saw me.

"Haruka-san!" They all said. I could swear drool was coming out of their mouths.

"Hi girls!" I said back. They all swooned. Minako then noticed my new toy.

"Wow, is that an iPod?" She asked me. I nodded. All the inners squealed like crazy school girls. Wait, they are crazy school girls. I guess that makes sense then. I then decided just to wink at them and drive away.

Later that evening, I was sitting at home still listening to my iPod. Michiru was sitting beside me. She leaned over to me and began to kiss me. I barely paid attention to her since I was listening to one of my favorite songs, Harsh Saint Cry. Michiru got annoyed when I didn't respond to her kiss.

"Haruka!" She scolded. Again, I didn't pay attention. She then smacked me, hard. That got my attention.

"Ow! What is wrong with you?" I asked angrily.

"What's wrong with me?!?!" She shot back. "The real question is what's wrong with you? Do you not want to have sex?"

"Of course I do." I replied. I leaned down to kiss her but got smacked me again.

"Oh no you don't! Not until you turn off that iPod!" She screamed. Huh, but I was listening to it.

"I can't do that. I love these songs!" I told her. She was ready to scream some more, until our communicators went off. Michiru grabbed her communicator and answered it enraged.

"What is it?!?!" She spat. On the screen, I could see Sailor Mercury looking a bit frightened.

"Um, there's a monster attacking Tokyo. Michiru-san, is this a bad time for you? Are you and Haruka-san, um, you know, um, doing, um, it?" Mercury asked a bit shyly.

"No, and if Haruka continues to put that stupid iPod before me, she'll be sleeping on the couch for a year!" Michiru spat back. Mercury sweat dropped.

"So, are we going to go fight the monster?" I asked. Michiru growled. Hum, with Michiru in this mood, I feel rather sorry for the monster.

A few minutes later, we arrived, transformed, to where the monster was attacking. I still had my iPod on me. I walked up to the monster and said, "Stop right there!" It turned to face me. I fiddled with my iPod a bit, then began singing Making for the Right. This seemed to enrage Neptune even more for some reason.

"Deep Submerge!" She screamed. Ack, she didn't even wait for me to move. I barely dodged that. It hit the monster full force, but it didn't die. Neptune looked ready to pop. Suddenly the ocean started flooding everything. Was this the end of the world?

When I finally woke up, things were really different. I looked around confused. This didn't look like the Tokyo I knew. This looked like, gasp, Crystal Tokyo! How did this happen? I thought a whole bunch of weird stuff was supposed to happen before Crystal Tokyo was formed. Did I sleep through those stuff? Queen Serenity walked over to me at that moment.

"Uranus, due to Neptune's anger, Crystal Tokyo was formed years before it was scheduled. She tells me she was angry because of your iPod. So from this day forth, I'm outlawing iPods." She told me.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" I screamed.

The End!

Well, I hoped you liked this one shot. I think my next one will be up on Friday. I plan for the next one to be about Haruka's birthday, which is on the 27th. I decided on Friday since my birthday is on Friday.