Dear Varia,
I need some advice. A couple of Saturdays ago my friends and I were jumped at a studio 54 (a club). Though we weren't injured badly, they were. They, the other party, want to start shit with us. I really don't like fighting but I am thinking about teaching those fools a lesson. Do you think I should fight them or ignore them? And if I do fight them should I go alone or with my friend?
Anyways I will trust your judgment.
shadowsaver
Ps. Can I send money to Viper (Mammon) through or express?
Thanks a lot.
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Entry No. 28
Date: 21/10/12
3:05 PM
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Ushishishi. That's easy to answer, shadowsaver.
Kill those peasants.
The Prince will give you some tips on how to win and properly torture someone so that they'd think twice before attacking you again
(But depending on how well you torture them, they may never move again~)
So count yourself lucky that I'm doing such a thing for a peasant.
First things first, always bring a weapon with you. Your opponents will more than likely have their own hidden in their clothes, ready to pull out to catch you in the gut before you have time to notice. Preferable bring something sharp, like a knife, although it'll never be anywhere near as good as the Prince's own knives, but it'll still do. Make sure it's easy to hide in your clothes, but if you're skilled and quick enough, you can bring in a gun instead. Ushishishi, the looks the peasants will give you will be hilarious before they end up dead on the ground.
Second, and the Prince knows you're just a normal brat incapable of handling a group of spineless peasants on your own, you should bring a group of your other peasant friends. People these days are rotten to the core and always play dirty in fights, Ushishishi.
Third, when you go to stab/shoot them, aim for the weak spots in the human body. Search up the vital points on Google, peasant, because the prince can't be bothered listing them down. And if you can't be bothered doing that, you can always just slice away and shoot them to your heart's content like a wild animal.
That's all the prince has to say to you.
I feel bored now.
Ushishishi, maybe I'll go take my own advice and try them out on the workers here again~! It'll be fun to see them scream and beg for mercy~!
-The Prince
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Entry No. 29
Date: 21/10/12
3:47 PM
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Ah, stupid Bel Sempai just gave some very bad advice right there. I suggest not listening to the fallen prince at all. His advice will only get you killed at some point by people wanting revenge. My advice is you should just ignore them. They're only goading you and if you go and fight them, you're only proving that you're easy to manipulate.
That's a very, very, bad thing to show to your opponents.
If you ignore them, they'll eventually leave you alone.
I think. I don't really know.
They might just end up stalking you instead to have a full out brawl. Hm. Ah. Well, that's not my problem. I guess I should wish you good luck or something just incase? Ma, good luck, Miss shadowsaver, although I think you should be saving more than just your own shadow from these guys.
-Fran
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Entry No. 30
Date: 21/10/12
3:52 PM
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You kick their arses of course!
But don't go alone to fight them, because in those American movies, the people who want to start up a shit storm always, always, always bring their buddies to the fight so that they have a bigger chance of winning! Don't you watch those movies? Bring a boatload of your friends with you to even up the scores! Oh, but don't bring the ones who can't fight. They'll just be useless and could end up being used as hostages or something.
Only bring friends who know how to fight.
Which reminds me, can you fight? You typed that you don't like fighting so I'm just curious as to whether or not you can actually fight people.
Well, other than that, I say you kick the bloody crap out of them!
-Umi
P.S: Ignore Bel's advice. You can fight people, but killing them will only get your arse busted by the coppers and you'll have to go through all of this law crap with the judge and stuff. It's really boring, from what I can tell from the T.V.
P.P.S: PFT. You're trusting our judgment? Bet you took that back the moment you read Bel's answer! Hahaha!
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Entry No. 31
Date: 21/10/12
4:25 PM
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Oh no, don't go fighting them. Ignore them, dear. Fighting them will only give them a reason to come back and harass you some more. Sometimes, people just don't know when to quit and leave a matter alone. It would honestly be a waste of your time. And exactly what lesson would you teach them? Teaching them that you're not someone to mess with doesn't count.
If you ignore them but they keep harassing you anyway, call the police to handle the matter for you.
You shouldn't be taking Bel Chan's advice either unless you're a genius.
That's all I have to say on this. Don't go starting up pointless fights, dear~!
-Lussuria
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Entry No. 32
Date: 21/10/12
4:32 PM
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Exactly what is the point in going to fight them? While I understand that they're a complete nuisance, there isn't any point or reward in 'teaching them a lesson'. Leave the matter alone. They'll only be a waste of your time, which you could be using to make more money instead.
Don't take Bel's advice either.
While it would be tempting to kill them, that'll only bring the police into the matter and you'll end up being charged and taken to court, where you'll waste a lot of money for the charges against you for murder/manslaughter.
And send your money through express. I only use for potential mafia clients, not advice seekers.
-Mammon
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Entry No. 33
Date: 21/10/12
4:57 PM
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VOI! You have to weigh out the chances, brat!
Do you think you can fucking win against them? And don't go giving me that shit on how you came out all right the first time! FUCK. Fights are fights! There's always a bunch of different fucking chances that you could end up winning or getting your ass fucking kicked! Unless you're 100% sure you can win, don't go fucking around with pointless crap!
And if you are sure you can beat them, bring your fucking friends along. Trashes like those who jump people
In front of fucking clubs of all fucking places
Don't play fair and always bring their fucking scum friends to beat the shit out of their opponents like the cowards they are.
-Squalo
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Entry No. 34
Date: 21/10/12
5:00 PM
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Tch, which one of you fucking scums was supposed to bring in my fucking steak?
Instead of answering fucking questions, you trashes have five fucking minutes to bring my steak to my office before I blow your fucking shits-for-brains out of your fucking skulls with my gun.
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Everyone knows who the last entry is from, right? If not, it's Xanxus. He's just too boss to sign off with his name at the end. That lazy ass *shot*
Now, onto the matter of my lateness. I'm so sorry. These replies are coming out later than I would want them to, but with exams coming up and all these assignments being due in - all on the same day of all days - my mind is more focused on those. I want to pass to the next year level and I'd rather not have my teachers come up to me and say that I'm at risk of failing ;n;
When I have the time to, I'll answer the questions you guys send in! It'll be a slow update but until exams are over and I'm safely out of the failing zone it'll stay like that. I hope I don't lose readers because of this. OTL Ah! Also, you can keep on sending in questions! I love reading them and all reviews left by you awesome people!
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