Well here's the next one shot! Since it's my birthday today (I'm turning 18), and according to official information, Haruka's birthday is January 27th, I decided this one shot should be about Haruka's birthday. I decided she should turn 18 in this.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon.

Haruka's Birthday

I woke up that morning. It was January 27th, my birthday. I wonder what Michiru got me this year. She's been asking me what I wanted for a few weeks now. Every time I answered with 'I don't know.' I guess this means my presents will be a surprise then. I got up and went downstairs. Michiru, Setsuna, and Hotaru were already down there. As I walked down they all yelled out.

"Happy Birthday, Haruka!" They all screamed. It was a good thing I was still young and had a good heart or I may have had a heart attack. I smiled at them as I walked over to them.

"And good morning to all of you." I said, "So, do I get to open presents now?" I asked.

"Can't you wait till everyone arrives for your party?" Michiru asked me. I made a pouty face at her and gave her puppy dog eyes. She sighed as she gave in. "OK, you can open one for now." I cheered as she went into the living room and returned with a wrapped gift. I opened it like an excited child.

"Wow,a t-shirt and a hoody." I said when I had opened it. Michiru had gotten me a white t-shirt and a red hoody with 'JAPAN' written across it. "Thanks Michiru." I said and placed a kiss on her cheek. I went upstairs to get dressed in my new t-shirt and hoody.

That afternoon, the inners, Mamoru, and the star lights all arrived at our house for my party. The inners were as crazy as ever when they walked in. Usagi ran up to me and jumped into my arms, almost knocking me over.

"Happy Birthday, Haruka-san!" She yelled. I hugged her back.

"Thank you, Usagi-chan." I said as I put her down. Minako jumped up and down like crazy.

"Let's party!" She screamed. Usagi joined her. Why did I have the feeling they would tear down the house?

"What should we play?" Makoto asked. Minako pulled a bottle out of her bag.

"Spin the bottle!" She screamed. Hum, that would give me a good excuse to kiss the inners. I was in. Ami, Michiru and Setsuna were also in with a bit of persuading.

"Haruka-san, since it's your birthday, I think you should go first." Minako told me. I smirked and spun the bottle. I wonder who I would get to kiss. The bottle spun around and around andaround to stop on… Seiya. Everybody then 'Oooohhhed' for some reason.

"God, anybody but him." I grumbled. All the inners were laughing at this point. Seiya smirked.

"Would you feel better if I transformed into Star Fighter first?" He asked me. I growled at him. I picked up the bottle and chucked it at him. "OW! Watch it!"

"Don't make fun of it." I said. "You know what, since you're really a girl, you're just as much a lesbian." He got up.

"That does it." He approached me.

"Will you two just kiss already?" Minako asked. I glared at her, but she glared back ten times worse. I sighed and kissed Seiya. Flashes instantly went off around us. Where the hell did they all get cameras from? We continued to play, with a lot of weird couples happening. Most funny has got to have been that when Usagi spun the bottle, it stopped on herself.

"Now what do I do?" She asked.

"You have to kiss yourself." Rei told her. Usagi instantly started to kiss the air. When Michiru spun the bottle, it stopped on me, much to my pleasure. We both kissed passionately.

After the game, it was time to open presents. Usagi ran up to me first with her present.

"I hope you like it, Haruka-san." She said. I opened it. It was a box of candy. I never knew she would give anyway candy and not eat it herself.

"Thank you, Usagi-chan." I continued to open presents. I got lots a great things like clothes, car parts, CDs, movies, games, and stuff like that. Seiya approached me last with his present.

"Haruka-san, I know we've never been on good terms, but I feel this is something every man, or in your case, boyish lesbian," I glared at him, "should have." He handed me the box and I opened it. Inside were a bunch of Playboy magazines and porno movies. I took one of the magazines out of the box and started to look at it. Boy, it was hot.

"Wow!" I said. Mamoru picked up one of the magazines, but was immediately swatted by Usagi.

"How dare you even think of looking at other women?!" She yelled at him. He was in trouble. Michiru then walked up to me. I may be in trouble now.

"Haruka, what are these?" She asked as she picked up one of the magazines. She looked at it for a few minutes before saying, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom." Wow, she was even more perverted then I was. Everyone stared as she went off.

"That was unexpected." Rei commented. Yeah, well receiving porn was unexpected too. I turn back to my magazine and continue to drool. How could this get any better.

"Mamo-chan, I'm way hotter then any of those women and I can prove it!" Usagi shouted and ripped off her shirt. I could almost feel the blood squirting out of my nose. Mamoru gawked at her.

"Wow." Was all he said.

"Do you believe me now or do I need to take more clothes off?" She asked. I believe you, but more clothes off would be nice too.

"Hum," said Mamoru, "I think you better take more clothes off." He said. Usagi then pounded on him.

"Mamo-chan no baka!" She screamed. Yup, this was turning into a great birthday.

The End!

Well that it for that one. I don't know what I'll write next. Maybe I should write one about Setsuna or Hotaru. I don't know yet. Review!