Dear Fran,
Was your hair and eyes always mint green? Why do you let Belphegor stab you anyway?
- icecreamsundaes
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Entry No. 35
Date: 25/10/12
1:37 PM
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Dear icecreamsundaes,
((I'm only typing 'dear' back because Lussuria sempai is a stickler for respect to our advice seekers when they use that term to address us in their question))
Yes, my hair and eyes have always been mint green. That's why Umi Sempai keeps calling me Minty Fran Chan. It's not a very nice creative nickname. And as for your second question, are you stupid? Why would I purposely let the fallen prince stab me repeatedly like that? When he wants to stab someone, he just stabs, stabs, stabs away, and if I fight back, he'd just throw more knives like a child throwing a tantrum. He's stupid like that.
-Fran
P.S: I feel like eating some mint flavored ice cream.
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Entry No. 36
Date: 25/10/12
1:41 PM
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Oh 'ell no.
I have never once called you 'Minty Fran Chan'! If I had to pick a nickname for you because of your hair color, I'd be calling you 'Mint head'. And I don't think Bel's going to be all too happy reading your reply, Franny boy.
You did call him stupid, a child throwing a tantrum, and a fallen prince. You know how iffy he gets over that.
-Umi
P.S: I feel like mint flavored ice cream now, too~! But triple chocolate ice cream is always the best!
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Entry No. 37
Date: 25/10/12
1:43 PM
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Ushishishi, does the frog want to die?
You better hide somewhere I won't find you too easily. It won't be any fun for the prince if his prey was easy to catch.
-The Prince
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Entry No. 38
Date: 25/10/12
1:45 PM
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Bel, you're not allowed to play any more hide-and-seek in the mansion.
Whenever you play that stupid game with Fran, everyone else gets involved in it too, whether we want to play or not. Things break and blood gets into the carpet and on the walls, not to mention some of the workers end up getting caught up in it too. That costs money to fix, clean up, and hire more workers, and you know I hate spending money wastefully like that.
-Mammon
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Entry No. 39
Date: 25/10/12
1:51 PM
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Oh no!
Bel Chan is playing that hide-and-seek game with Fran Chan again! Squ Chan is going to start swinging his sword around, tsk, tsk, and Mammon won't like all the things that get broken. We had just finally replaced that bloodied carpet from the first question we received from Bloody Illusion too. Mammon made some rather scary illusions during that time.
And then Xanxus came out screaming and started throwing things at everyone. Oh. I hope Umi Chan doesn't do anything too bad while all this chaos is going on. She gets up to no good sometimes. I swear Bel Chan is a bad influence on her.
Hm, I think I'm babbling now.
-Lussuria
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Entry No. 40
Date: 25/10/12
2:00 PM
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VOI! FUCKING BRATS!
-Squalo
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Entry No. 41
Date: 25/10/12
2:07 PM
Unknown Location
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Kufufufu.
My visit to Bloody Illusion was a fascinating one, I would say.
She had a rather…odd obsession on pineapples, to say the least.
And may I add that it's actually laughable how many questions you Varia are getting from these people and how slow you are in replying to them? If it were I opening up my own advice-giving column, I'd be replying a lot faster.
Ah, but then again, you people are just filthy Mafioso.
Kufufufu.
-Mukuro
P.S: I'll be dropping by to visit my ungrateful student soon. Be well prepared, Varia.
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Entry No. 42
Date: 25/10/12
2:23 PM
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Okay, seriously, how the 'ell is this pineapple arse even hacking into this advice column system? He keeps adding his own entry to these! I thought you said this system couldn't be hacked, Squalo! You damned shark hippie! You lied! URGH. But HA to your face, you pineapple head! I can imagine how pissed off you looked when you saw all those pineapples, after all, your head's a pineapple too. Stupid pineapple! Damned wanker! Stupid, damned, pineapple wanker! Wait. I just heard something. The alarm just went off. What the 'ell –
Oh no. No, no, no, no.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, NO.
HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET INTO THE BLOODY MANSION? OH SHITAOFUGHDALSRWUBWIQFBHKSDO AIDNADS
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Last entry was by Umi who just got trolled on by Mukuro breaking and entering the Varia mansion. He knew she was going to insult him like that so he decided to troll her first before causing havoc everywhere else. I imagine the scene to be hectic, involving a lot of screaming, weapons and complete and utter trolling. (I like the word 'troll'. Don't question why I use it so much)
Thank you for more reviews and alerts! Keep them coming! I really enjoy doing this and I love feedback! It encourages me!
And for two of the reviews I got for the previous chapter, since you guys sent a review as a guest, I'll reply to your reviews here. And I send extra love to Siis and shadowlover for leaving feedback on the answers they got for their questions! I'm glad you guys enjoyed them! And shadowsaver, your other question is number 14 on my list so it'll be awhile until I answer it. I like to answer all the questions in order so I hope you don't mind :)
REPLIES
The Princess: Aha, thank you for leaving a review with a question! And I'm extremely glad this is funny! (and that the Varia are in character~!) It's what I'm aiming for! I'll get around to answering your question as soon as I'm done with the other ones :D
Zee Note: Thank you for leaving a review with a question! I'll get around to answering it as soon as I finish the other ones :)