There's this guy in my Geometry class that seems nice, but every time I look at him, he always glares at me. I'm too scared to face him, so I don't know what to do. Help please?
- LilReadingAngel
P.S. Mammon needs to stop being such a greedy kid.
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Entry No. 53
Date: 16/11/12
6:03 AM
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I'll be as greedy as I want.
And I'm older than you. You have no right to call me a kid. Because of that, I'm going to call you 'brat' for the rest of this reply of mine. All right, brat, what you do is get one of your friends to talk to him, a simple and easy solution. Of course, don't pay your friends or repay them as a favor. That's pathetic. What's the point in paying friends back? Actually, what's the point in even having friends? They're useless people who freeload off you and do nothing in return. Even if they did do something in return, it'd be because they have an ulterior motive.
Also, you're not only a brat, you're spineless too if you can't deal with one person.
-Mammon
P.S: You have to send in triple the payment for calling me a greedy kid.
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Entry No. 54
Date: 16/11/12
6:07 AM
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He sounds like a certain prefect I know…
Bloody 'ell, it's scary even imagining Hibari glaring at me.
Anyway! You've got two options to choose from, my good friend,
((Or 'random-person-I-don't-know', whichever term keeps your boat afloat))
You can for one, glare back at him and see if he likes being glared at, because I'm sure no one enjoys having some random person glaring at them from across the classroom, OR you can go up to him. I'd go with the second option. You can see whether or not he actually is a nice guy then. If he isn't a nice guy and is, in fact, a complete wanker, well hot damn, good luck with that.
And I have to ask, how can someone look 'nice' if they're glaring at you? If you're scared to talk to him because he's glaring at you well, there really is no point in talking to him if he scares ya. Just saying.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a prank to do on Levi. Damned wanker wakes up way too early so I've got to time this right.
-Umi
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Entry No. 55
Date: 16/11/12
7:34 AM
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I say you should just pull faces at him. That'd be really funny, don't you think? Imagine the look he'd have when you pull an ugly expression in his direction.
((Hey, that rhymed.))
Of course, you might end up freaking him out but it's fun freaking people out so it's fine. And if the teachers tell you off for making faces at your classmate, pull faces at them and keep doing that until they threaten you with detention. When that happens, just cry and sob into your hands and start screaming about unicorns, then your teacher might send you to a psychiatrist where you won't get people glaring at you but staring at you with pity and probably some form of superiority.
That's it really. Send a recording of what happens. I'd love to watch it.
-Fran
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Entry No. 56
Date: 16/11/12
9:49 AM
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Ushishishi. 'LilReadingAngel'? Little. Reading. Angel.
So you're little and an angel who likes to read? A little angel who likes to read, that's a new one. Let the prince ask the angel a question; do you like blood? In movies and stories, they make 'angels' out to be holy beings but the prince questions that a lot, lot, lot~! No one is that holy except maybe God, but I don't know, I'm not religious, but I definitely know that 'angels' are merely humans who have died.
I'm sure angels aren't all holy. They should have a small bit of them that is still utterly despicable buried somewhere deep in them. Ushishishi. So, I'm asking if you like blood. If you answer with a yes, than the prince wins his bet with Mammon. A no and I lose the bet. Think over your answer carefully.
((Mammon really is a greedy little brat~))
Now, for your 'advice' that I'm supposed to be giving to you. The prince says you should just throw a knife at him the next time he glares at you. Oh. You should sit next to him and then ask for him to help you with a question. Then, when he does help, you stab his hand and say 'that's for all the times you glare at me in class!'
Wait for the teacher then to call the police and get you into a psych ward or trialed in court and sentenced as 'insane'. Ushishishi. I'm sure that would make for a great case.
-The Prince
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Entry No. 57
Date: 16/11/12
10:01 AM
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VOI! JUST TALK TO THAT STUPID PIECE OF TRASH ALREADY!
Quit being a little wimp and get your ass over to him to ask why the fuck he's glaring at you! And what the fuck is with the amount of questions we're receiving? WE'RE THE GODDAMN VARIA FOR FUCK'S SAKES. THIS IS A WASTE OF TIME.
-Squalo
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Entry No. 58
Date: 16/11/12
11:13 AM
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Ma, if you don't like giving out advices, Squ Chan, you should just stop replying then! Simple solution is it not~? And darling, just talk to him instead of letting him glare at you like a stalker. I'm sure he's a nice guy if you gave him the chance.
Do send us a message on how it goes. But please don't make a joke about him being a certain vampire from a certain…story – he certainly sounds like him – because everyone in the Varia rather hates him, although Bel Chan likes to make a lot of jokes about Squ Chan being the main female character and Xanxus being the vampire. It doesn't help either that Umi Chan joins in on it too along with Fran Chan…
Ah, we really are a messed up bunch.
-Lussuria
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Entry No. 59
Date: 16/11/12
1:49 PM
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Then you just don't reply, stupid shark hippie. Is your brain really that stupid to think up such a simple solution? Oh, but then again, Lussuria is forcing us to give out advice and answer questions. HA. I didn't realize how funny this was until now! I mean, imagine it, that stupid shark hippie, Squalo, giving out advice to our readers? He's probably high off his arse half the time when he replies to you guys! Hahaha!
-Umi
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Edit: 1:53 PM
Hacked by unknown source
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Ushishishi. The shark peasant is always high off his ass. You should've been talking about his megaphone voice instead, commoner. His voice is loud enough to shatter the prince's ears. It's worse than nails on a chalkboard. He should get an operation to change his voice box,
Or get rid of his voice box completely.
Maybe the prince should just rip out his vocal chords? Ushishishi, that would be really fun~
-The Prince
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Edit: 1:55 PM
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Oh for fuck's sakes, I thought I had changed my password! What the fuck Bel? I thought I told you to quit hacking into my laptop like a troll! URGH. Now I have to change my password again! That's the 15th time this week alone! QUIT IT BEL. IT'S NOT FUN FOR ME.
-Umi
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Edit: 1:57 PM
Ushishishi, the prince can do whatever he wants without the commoner telling him what to do. Besides, if you didn't want me to hack into your laptop, you shouldn't put such easy passwords like 'PRINCEFROGSHARKMONEYMAMMALIG HTNINGPEDOBOSS'. Make a harder password for the prince to try and hack into. If I can't by tomorrow, I'll give you ice cream. Ushishishi.
-The Prince
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Entry No. 60
Date: 16/11/12
2:16 PM
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UMI, YOU BRAT. I'LL GET YOU FOR PUTTING HAIR-DYE IN MY SHAMPOO.
-Levi
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I really have no excuse about not updating other than a lost of inspiration and life problems. The inspiration for this is back though and I'll update as much as I can for a while. Life problems though will, of course, be an ongoing thing so if I don't update for like a week it'd be because of that. ((Last year of high school for me next year and I've already started my final year level now so I've been getting a lot of work and the teachers have been putting far too much stress on the students. Urgh.))
A little note, please check out my new story 'Ghost & I'. I want some constructive criticism for it so it'd be nice if you guys can do that. Thanks a lot!
Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter, the next will be up within the next few days or so. Keep sending in questions in the form of a review guys! They encourage me to keep doing this!
REPLIES TO GUESTS
Don'twannaLogIn: Oh geez, thank you for such a great review! I'm extremely glad the Varia are in character and that this fic works and rocks! ((I rock? Oh gosh, thank you! XD)) I just thought the Varia would be a lot more funnier when it comes to something like this since they're all such funny characters! I love the Vongola Tenth Generation and all but they wouldn't bring on as much comedy. ((well, at least I'm hoping this fic is funny...)) And thank you for the help with the 50 document thing! I'm pretty bad at understanding some stuff on this website since I really actually haven't been on here for long, haha! And thank you for leaving a review with a question! I'll get to answering it after the other questions I have!