Authors Note: OMIGOSH MIDTERMS ARE OVER YES! Well…I have a Spanish midterm on Wednesday….but other than that I'M FREE! WOOHOO! YEA! BOOYAH! IN YOUR FACE ORANGE JUICE! LEMONADE AH!
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Yea…anyone see that episode where Phineas and Ferb built the Lemonade Stand? If not then I look pretty stupid right now…
REVIEWS:
BrookeDoofenshmirtz: Glad ya liked it lol
Pricat: Perry and Pborg will hang out in later chapters, ive got everything planned and accounted for, don't you worry! x)
Leopardlover1002: Very soon…I forgot what it was again….i hate myself x(
FrostShadowStar: lol very true fans are crazy, just look at Irving! D:
sldlovespandf15: lolz
veryloyalfan: (chapter 5) wow you were behind a chapter BAD veryloyalfan BAD! Haha
veryloyalfan: (chap 6) if u loved THAT then ur gonna love THIS!
jylamz: Your reviews are VERY LONG and VERY FUNNY, have you ever thought of writing a fanfic? ;)
*IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!*
The next chapter starts a special 3 parter story and I wont be taking reviews until after its over, yuh know probably, if I want to lol ive got A LOT of 3 part stories planned for you guys and your gonna like them, it should be up 2morrow if all of you review on time…VERYLOYALFAN! Naw jk jk xD
ON WITH IT SO I CAN STARTE MY 3 PART STORY 2MORROW IN CHAPTER 8! (That was the longest "on with it" I ever did! You can tell that the next chapter is gonna be EPIC!)
P.S- THIS CHAPTER IS VERY LONG!
The Meeting: Trilogy: Chapter 7: Requests
Slap.
Doof is sitting in his office when I appear.
"Well, if it isn't Ms Natty Em See (A/N: that's how you pronounce it, really, its not Natty Mack, how many of you thought it was? haha), and what pleasure do I have of you being here this fine evening-OW!"
I slap him in the face.
"What was that for?"
Veryloyalfan requested me to.
"I really want to meet this Veryloyalfan person, I'd like to let him meet my Destroy-inator"
I bet you would ^_^
Split Second.
Doof had never been more afraid than that split second when he saw Platyborg fall over the edge of the building.
In that second he grabbed the cyborgs hand and managed to pull him back over the edge.
"I think I just saw my whole life flash before my eyes" The cyborg had said after he was safely back on the balcony "God my life sucks…"
Doof wasn't listening however, he just saw his whole life about to fall off a building.
All in a split second.
Slap 2.
Doof was asleep on the couch when Platyborg walked over and slapped him.
"OW! Platyborg! Why'd you slap me?"
"I was requested to"
"Yuh know I'm getting really sick of these REQUESTS that people have been giving, im gonna have to do something about it"
Fire.
"Ok Platyborg…" Doof said calmly "I'm not mad at you, I'm not gonna yell at you…I just want to ask you a question alright?"
Platyborg nodded.
"Did you, or did you not…set my bed on fire?...You can tell me the truth I wont get mad I promise, so did you?"
"Yes-"
"I KNEW IT!"
"You promised you wouldn't get mad!"
"I lied, why'd you do it?"
"I was requested to"
"You were requested…to set my bed on fire?"
"No I was just requested to do something with fire, not specifically to set your bed on fire"
"So you chose…to set my bed on fire?"
"Yep"
"You do know you could've just cooked something and-"
"Set the kitchen on fire? I did that last week"
"You did WHAT?"
Requests.
"I'm getting sick of these requests so now I have one, I want to meet two reviewers"
You won't hurt them or do anything evil to them?
"I promise, and just so you know I'm not lying I got Perry the Platypus from the 1st Dimension to be here to watch me to make sure I don't do anything evil"
I turn to see Agent P standing in the corner and he gives Alt Doof the 'I'm watching you sign'.
Doof rolls his eyes "Yeah, yeah I know, your WATCHING me, I paid you didn't I?"
Perry shook his head no.
Alt Doof sighed "You want more money don't you?"
Perry nodded.
"Fine" He hands him a 20 "Yuh know, for a good guy, your quite a little hustler yuh know that?"
Perry smirked.
I am so in love with him right now…
"What?"
Nothin O.o
"So will you do it?"
Fine -.-
"Yay!"
I snap my fingers and veryloyalfan and Leopardlover1002 appear.
"Whoa, what are we doing here?" –veryloyalfan.
"I have no idea" –Leopardlover1002.
Hey guys, you're here because Doof wanted to meet you, and give a shout out to Jylamz.
"First things first, Jylamz I was NOT crying! I NEVER cry! And second, I wanted to talk to you two about something" Doof grins evilly.
Perry blocks him from coming any closer.
"Calm down platypus, I'm not going to hurt them"
Perry stands down.
"I just wanted to ask you two some questions"
"Ok?" –veryloyalfan.
"Your veryloyalfan correct?"
"Yes?" –veryloyalfan
"Why'd you request for me to be slapped?"
Because you're a jerk, next question-
"I wasn't talking to you Ms Natty"
I glare at him.
"And you Leopardlover1002, you requested to be here"
"Yes, yes I did" –Leopardlover1002
"Bad choice" he chuckles as he clicks a button that traps all of us in cages, me and Perry in our own and Leopardlover1002 and veryloyalfan in their own.
Hey! What gives?
"I'll tell you what gives Ms Natty, I don't like you, and I don't like being in this story, now you end this story or Leopard and Loyal get it and you too"
One, you don't scare me and two…I don't even know them…no offence you guys.
They both shrug.
"Fine, if you don't end this story, then the platypus gets it"
NOOO! HE'S TOO CUTE TO DIE WHY? HE'S FLUFFY! THE FLUFFINESS! I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT I'LL END THE STORY I'LL-
Everyone looks at me like I'm insane including Perry even tho I'm practically hugging him to death.
….
I mean…NEVER!
Perry is dropped to the ground as I point a finger at Doof.
"Just end the story, don't you think you put everyone- especially me, through enough already?"
Are you kidding? This is barely the beginning! I've already know whats gonna happen in the fourth story and the fifth you think I'll stop there? No way! I'm just bursting with ideas and one-shots, I wont stop until theres not one idea left in my head! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
"You are pure evil, yuh know that?"
Actually I'm 51% evil and 49% good.
"Look Ms Natty, if you don't end this story I swear I'll- hey, where'd that platypus go?"
We all look to see that Perry's not in the cage with me.
He must've escaped while we were distracted by my evil scheme/ramble, he's really good at that.
Doof feels his pocket "Hey! That little pest took my wallet!"
Wow…yuh think you know a guy- er platypus, and then he steals someones wallet…
"That's it! I am sick of this story and I am sick of you Ms Natty, so I'm just going to blast you with my Destroy-inator"
He leaves and comes back with a huge inator and points it at me.
"See I figured that if there was no more you than there'd be no more story, genius no?"
No.
"Your just saying that so I wont blast you, any last words?"
Well…
I look up and smirk.
Yes actually, don't ever lie to a platypus, ESPECIALLY a butt kicking secret Agent Platypus who is holding a bowling ball over your head right now.
"What-"
BANG!
Doof falls to the floor unconscious.
Perry unlocks my cage door.
I love you.
Perry rolls his eyes and unlocks the other ones.
"We should probably go now" –veryloyalfan
I'm still staring dreamily at Perry.
"Natty?" –Leopardlover1002
Still staring like Candace does Jeremy (very disturbing).
"I got this you guys, hey NattyMc, Alt Doof is about to squirt Perry with mustard" -veryloyalfan
WHAT? …dudes don't even joke about that….now what were you sayin?
"I SAID we should probably go before he wakes up"
Right…
Platyborg walks in but freezes at the sight.
"Uh…did I miss something? What did you guys do to Doof and how come no one called me so I could watch?"
Long Story P-borg, but we were just leaving, the next time something is about to happen to Doof that I caused I promise I will let you know.
"Thanks"
No prob, alright you guys lets go.
We all walk out and shut the door behind us.
I stop walking and everyone stops as well.
"What?" –veryloyalfan
I cant help thinking that I forgot to do something….oh yea!
I hand Perry a 20 and he breaks down the door.
Platyborg looks through the now broken door and raises an eyebrow.
"Really you guys? Really"
Yes really, you think I wouldn't leave without doing that first? What do you think I am? Crazy or something?
Everyone nods their heads, yes.
Oh whatever, lets go.
We all left which just left Platyborg looking down at Alt Doof who was still unconscious on the floor.
"Well its already late…and he's out cold….yep, im gonna draw on his face"
Platyborg pulls out a black marker and giggles as he starts to draw.
This is awesome…
Sick Day.
"Dooooof" Platyborg whined.
"What Platyborg?"
"I'm siiiiiiiiick"
"I know" Doof rolled his eyes at the cyborg.
Platyborg was laying on the couch with a pillow and blanket with a thermometer in his mouth.
The thermometer beeped and Doof took it out of the cyborgs mouth to look at it.
"103…yup your sick"
"No Jit, Jerlock" Platyborg said, his nose was stuffed up.
"Your sick which means you have to stay in bed-"
Platyborg groaned.
"Look, you have to stay in bed, no moving around today, now you stay there while I make you some soup"
"Fine" Platyborg muttered.
A little while later Doof came back with some soup and gave it to the cyborg and gave him a spoon.
Platyborg tried to eat the noodles in the soup but couldn't, he groaned in frustration.
"This is IMPOSSIBLE!"
Doof rolled his eyes "Its vegetable soup Platyborg, you cant just expect to eat the noodles out of it, that's why you have a spoon so you could eat EVERYTHING in the bowl not just the noodles"
"Then can I have a fork?"
"No, eat your vegetables"
Platyborg groaned "I don't wannaaaa"
"Well you have to"
"Hmph" Platyborg (said?) um stated? No exclaimed yeah, Platyborg exclaimed as he put his head under his pillow.
"Platyborg eat your soup" Doof pulled Platyborg from under the pillow.
"I don't want vegetable soup, I want tomato soup"
"Too bad, eat it"
"No"
"Now, Platyborg"
"No thank you"
"Your not cute, now eat the soup"
"Make me"
"Fine, don't eat it what do I care?"
….
*5 minutes later*
Platyborg was tied to a wooden chair as Doof tried to force feed him the soup.
"EAT IT!"
"I DON'T WANNA!"
"OPEN YOUR MOUTH!"
"NO!"
"THAT'S IT!" Doof tried to forcefully open Platyborgs mouth, who kept his mouth tightly closed.
This continued for a minute until they both heard someone clear their throat from the end of the room.
They turned their heads and saw MM and Carl and the rest of the Agents from this Dimension staring at them.
"I'm glad you guys are here! Doof went crazy and now he's trying to poison me, yep that's exactly whats happening, good thing you guys were here to stop him before he- GACK!"
Platyborg choked as Doof shoved a spoon full of vegetable soup down his throat.
He immediately started coughing afterwards.
"SWOLLOW IT!" Doof screamed at Platyborg who was choking "What are you guys doing here?"
Carl opened his mouth to speak but immediately closed it as he kept staring at the scene in front of him.
MM spoke up "Well we wanted to talk to you but…I can see your, pretty much occupied…maybe we'll come back later…"
"Well, ok then, later"
They all left and began to walk down the hall.
Carl spoke up.
"I don't even want to KNOW what was happening back there…"
"It's better not to question it Carl"
Carl nodded.
Then they heard.
"PLATYBORG I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND WITH YOU! EAT THE SOUP OR I'LL GET THE FUNNEL"
"I LIKE THE FUNNEL SO HA!"
…
They continued walking.
"Your right sir, its probably better NOT to question"
Authors Note: LMFAO!