Hi, I'm so sorry that it's been so long. I had trouble thinking of my next idea. Well I did post some videos on youtube during the time. My user name there is Tache101 if you're interested. Well enjoy this.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon.

Michiru's Ex

I was sitting in Haruka's car as we zoomed towards the Crown. The inners had invited us outers to their senshi meeting this week. It was so nice of them to invite us, they usually didn't. Oh well. We arrived and climbed out of the car. The inners were already there. They waved us over to their table and we sat down.

"So, what's this meeting about?" Haruka asked them once we sat down. I was wondering that too. I hope their isn't a new enemy.

"Just senshi stuff. Nothing big and exciting." Usagi told her.

"Then why did you invite us?" Haruka asked.

"I hoped inviting you would make it more exciting." Usagi replied. So she thought we were exciting. I thought they would think our lives were boring compared to theirs. Apparently not. I sighed and looked around. I spotted someone I hadn't seen in a long time, Megumi, my ex-girlfriend. Megumi was a fairly tall girl. She sort of looked like Haruka, except she has brown eyes and medium length blonde hair that was pulled back into a boyish ponytail. To the untrained eye, she would appear to be a handsome young man. I glanced at the inners. I wonder if they learned anything from when they met Haruka. Well, if they didn't, I could have some entertainment. I looked back over to Megumi, who had just noticed me and started to walk over. Perfect.

"Hi there, Michiru-san, long time no see." She said as she approached our table. The inners looked up at her and their eyes literally turned into hearts. Seems they haven't learned anything yet. This would be fun. I stood up to introduce her to everyone else.

"Everyone, this is Megumi, my ex." I told them, "We used to date in middle school."

"Nice to meet you, Megumi-san." The inners said with drool coming from their mouths.

"Megumi, this is Usagi, Minako, Makoto, Rei, and Ami." I introduced her to the inners.

"Nice to meet you girls." She told them.

"Are you single?" Minako asked. I chuckled slightly at her. I could be so cruel when I wanted to be. I turned to my family.

"And over here we have my girlfriend, Haruka, our adopted daughter, Hotaru, and our best friend, Setsuna." I finished. Megumi walked up to Haruka and shook hands with her.

"So you're the lucky woman who ended up with Michiru-san. Congratulations, though I have to say I'm a bit jealous." She said. Haruka just smirked triumphantly while I giggled. The inners looked confused though.

"So, Michiru-san has always been a bisexual?" Usagi asked confused. "Did she date girls while she was with you?" Wow, Usagi's making me out to be some sort of player. I shot a confused Megumi a 'play along' look. She obviously got the message.

"Oh yeah, she's always been one to chase after boyish looking girls." Megumi said with a smirk. Well I guess that was true. The inners all nodded slightly. Usagi then smirked to herself.

"He's mine!" She muttered.

"But you already have Mamoru-san!" Minako and Rei shot back at her.

"Sure, Mamo-chan is great, but there's just something hot about these feminine looking men." She said. I laughed at this. If only she knew. I turned to the other outers and saw them laughing as well. It seems they are aware of Megumi's true gender. This should be fun.

I was sitting in the living with the rest of my family that night. They all seemed to be amused by the inners lack of brains or maybe lack of eyes is a better term. Haruka turned to me in a more serious matter.

"So, what exactly did you do with Megumi?" She asked me. Looks like jealous Haruka had made her entrance.

"Are you jealous?" I asked her slyly. She blushed at this. "Well, all we did was date and kiss a bit. I was still a virgin the first time we…" I was cut off by Haruka's cough.

"OK, OK! Enough with that." She said embarrassed. Setsuna decided to interrupt the awkward situation.

"So, how should we reveal Megumi's true gender to them?" She asked. We all sat there thinking for a bit.

"Well, how did they find out Haruka-papa was a girl?" Hotaru asked.

"They saw her without her jacket on. It was pretty obvious she was a girl without it, she you could tell she had breasts." I told her.

"Hum, maybe we should go to the beach tomorrow after our shopping trip." Setsuna suggested.

"Great, but Megumi doesn't swim. She's like Haruka and just watches on the side." I told Setsuna.

"Well the inners will probably force her to remove her shirt anyways." Haruka pointed out. We all nodded. It was decided. Tomorrow, we would go to the beach.

The next day, we met the inners and Megumi at the Crown to begin our fun filled day. The inners were all excited of the thought of spending the entire day with a cute 'guy'. I can't wait to see their faces when they find out the truth. I smiled as we walked over to them.

"Hi, everyone!" I greeted, "Who wants to go to the beach this afternoon?" I asked. The inners all squealed. Seems they liked the idea. Either that or they were picturing what they thought Megumi would look like in a Speedo.

"Well let's go shopping and then hit the beach!" Setsuna said. With that, we were off to start our day.

At the store, the inners were all busy picking out bikinis. I wonder why they were going for bikinis over one-pieces. I found one-pieces were easier to swim in. I guess they wanted to show off their bodies to Megumi. I sighed. I looked around and noticed Minako was missing. Where did she go? I looked around and finally found her looking in the men's section at the Speedos. I giggled and pointed this out to Megumi.

"Oh no, I'm not wearing those." She said, "In fact, I'm not even going swimming." I giggled some more. She could be so cute sometimes.

"I know you're not, but you could tease them a bit before dropping the bomb on them." I told her. She turned to me with a smirk.

"You can be so evil, Michiru-san." She told me.

"I know." I replied. We chuckled evilly to ourselves, which caused several shoppers to stare at us.

At last, we were finally on the beach. Now to drop the bomb on the inners. The only question is how. I looked behind me to find all the inners flocking around Megumi. I gave her an 'it's time' look. She smiled and nodded at me.

"So, who wants me to take off my shirt?" Megumi asked. All the inners squealed in delight. This was going to be great. I watched eagerly as Megumi slowly started to unbutton her shirt to reveal her sports bra to the inners. The inners gasped, their eyes grew wide, their jaws hit the ground, and they screamed.

"No way!" Minako screamed.

"It's a girl!" Makoto screamed.

"Isn't it?" Rei added. They sounded like they had just watched a child's birth. Ami was busy trying not to blush. Usagi on the other hand was trying to pretend to be smart.

"I knew he was a girl all along." She said. Sure she did. Haruka walked up behind me laughing.

"Well that was fun." She said in between laughs. I turned to her still laughing.

"It sure was." I said, "So do you have any ex-girlfriends to introduce them to?"

"None that will produce this result." She replied.

The end!

Well I hope you liked this. Hopefully it won't take so long for me to write another one shot. Review!