Dear Prince,
We all know that you use knives as your primary weapons. Is your knives custom made? If yes, do you feel sorry for the supplier who have to constantly have to make them in bulks since you most probably waste hundreds on Fran per week not to mention thousands more in fight or do you re-use them? Does Varia pay for your weapons or it comes out of your pay (if you have any)?
To Fran and/or members of Varia,
Have you ever consider of having an 'anti-Prince's knives week' campaign or 'conserve the Prince's knife week' campaign? I mean not only you would save yourself but the potential damage on your property and the Vongola's/ Varia's wallets (whoever that usually pay for the damages you guys makes).
-Z3ROS3V3N
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Entry No. 137
Date: 9/12/12
11:32 AM
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Ushishishi, of course, these knives of mine are custom made. Why should the prince feel sorry for a peasant? I wouldn't have to waste my knives if it weren't for that shitty little frog bending them in half and chucking them away. Of course I re-use my knives~! They're perfect. Why wouldn't I re-use them?
Of course the Varia pays for my weapons. Mammon is a greedy brat when it comes to handing out paychecks though. Ushishishi. He's in charge of the money, and he once didn't give that gay peacock his paycheck for two weeks because of all the unnecessary amount of clothing he bought.
-The Prince
Entry No. 138
Date: 9/12/12
11:34 AM
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Ah, that's a good idea but instead of 'anti-Prince's knives week', we should have a 'anti-Prince week' where we send Bel sempai to some unknown island in the middle of nowhere for a week to fend for himself while we relax without him. Z3ROS3V3N, how about I put you in charge of this campaign? Ma, where do you live by the way? I'll send you a muffin basket for the great idea.
-Fran
Entry No. 139
Date: 9/12/12
11:43 AM
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Mu, that is a rather promising idea, but that requires confiscating Bel's knives and he puts up a big fight when that happens. It would certainly save us money on damages around the mansion and outside though. Hm. I'm busy with missions and other issues and so are the other members of Varia, but if you can accomplish this campaign, I'll send you a fruitcake.
-Mammon
Entry No. 140
Date: 9/12/12
11:47 AM
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VOI! IF YOU CAN GET THAT SHITTY PRINCE TO LET GO OF HIS FUCKING KNIVES, GO AHEAD WITH THAT CAMPAIGN!
-Squalo
Entry No. 141
Date: 9/12/12
11:48 AM
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Ma, we would love to try that idea, especially since that would save on hiring new workers and cleaning the carpets and walls of blood, but we're busy with other stuff. Well, Z3ROS3V3N, how about we leave you in charge of that~? If you can send over some ideas to us on how to do this campaign, I'll send a cake to you~!
-Lussuria
Entry No. 142
Date: 9/12/12
11:51 AM
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In other words, these guys are too butt-arse lazy to do the campaign themselves, haha. But on the other hand, you can get free cake, fruitcake and a muffin basket for just sending in ideas! Ain't that great?
-Umi
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To Belphegor: If you had to marry someone, would she be a princess?
Reborn: I love you with all my heart, so I must ask, is that really your name?
-Kanako Arichi
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Entry No. 143
Date: 9/12/12
11:56 AM
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The prince doesn't care if she's a princess. If I had to marry someone, they have to be entertaining enough to not bore the prince~!
-The Prince
Entry No. 144
Date: 9/12/12
11:59 AM
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Ah, thank you Kanako Arichi. I appreciate the message. And yes, this is my real name.
-Reborn
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This probably wouldn't be appropriate for Christmas, but whatever, it's worth a shot:
My friend told me about the Lavender Town Syndrome thing, where if someone listens to the theme song for Lavender Town in one of the old Pokemon games, then he/she might suicide and become insane(like Bel but maybe worse), and then I did research on it. Now, I can't sleep at night since I'm always worried that White Hand and Buried Alive might come to kill me in my sleep. It's a rather immature fear, but it's still scary whenever I try to think of a Vocaloid song to distract myself and a bloody Jigglypuff pops up in my mind with red eyes and a blood-stained microphone.
-lilReadingAngel
Entry No. 145
Date: 9/12/12
12:03 PM
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HIIEE! There's a rumor like that? That sounds really scary! But, um, if you want to fix that, try talking to someone about it. I normally do that and find that it helps afterwards. I'm sure that whole old Pokemon song thing isn't true though. Well, I hope it isn't…
-Tsuna
Entry No. 146
Date: 9/12/12
12:04 PM
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The prince isn't insane. And that sounds funny. Maybe the prince should try that himself and see if I really will go suicide or insane over it~
-The Prince
Entry No. 147
Date: 9/12/12
12:05 PM
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Hahi! That sounds really scary! Haru has heard of that before in her school! But she's sure it's not true because some of Haru's friends have tried that before and they're still alive! Don't believe in scary things like that!
-Haru
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Dear Fran,
Do you approve of you being paired up with Bel? I mean the 'B26' yaoi pairing that fans go crazy for lol. Don't you get a little disturbed by it? Hehe, 33 you Fran and B26. Go B26 FOR THE WIN! o3o
Same goes for the pairing of Xanxus and Squalo. Xanxus being the father throwing everything and Squalo the mother being too loud. Mammon- being the sick greedy child. :P (Yeah sure. You'll get your money and extra. -_-) Lussuria- i don't know. Gay maid? o.0
Oh yeah i almost forgot the sick big creepy dog- Levi (Not really important.) -_-
Sincerely,
LoStInIlLuSiOn
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Entry No. 148
Date: 9/12/12
12:11 PM
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I'm pretty sure you sent us this question before but I'll give it a quick answer anyway.
Of course I'm disturbed by it. Exactly what sad fanatic is pairing me up with that fallen prince? I'm not gay. I don't like guys. I'm straight. I like girls. Well, I don't show it. But I do want a kiss from one. Maybe a kiss from Chrome would be nice. She's cute, even with that horrible pineapple hairstyle master gave her. Ah, maybe even from Umi sempai too, even though her white hair makes her look like a old granny.
Ah, and I'm starting to think there's some sexual tension going on between boss and commander.
-Fran
Entry No. 149
Date: 9/12/12
12:12 PM
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Are you calling the prince gay for the frog? I'll get you peasant, so lock your windows and doors. Ushishishi. I wonder how loud you'll scream when I pay you a visit~!
-The Prince
Entry No. 150
Date: 9/12/12
12:13 PM
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VOI! WHO THE FUCK IS PAIRING ME UP WITH THAT SHITTY BOSS? I'M NOT FUCKING GAY, DAMMIT! VOOOOIIIII!
-Squalo
Entry No. 151
Date: 9/12/12
12:14 PM
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What? Boss isn't gay! No! I refuse to believe that! And who are you calling a sick big creepy dog?
-Levi
Entry No. 152
Date: 9/12/12
12:15 PM
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What trash?
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Entry No. 153
Date: 9/12/12
12:16 PM
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Ma, I'm not a gay maid! But I do believe there might be some sexual tension between boss and Squ-chan~! Fran-chan and Bel-chan though, there's nothing between them. I'm sure of it~! Although Bel-chan does act like a schoolboy with a crush, what with the way he keeps bullying Fran-chan.
-Lussuria
Entry No. 154
Date: 9/12/12
12:17 PM
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I'm glad you understand how my payment works. For that, I'll let slide the 'sick greedy child' comment. You still have to send in my payment with the extra money though.
-Mammon
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Here are my questions:
Timoteo (and maybe Tsuna): Have you ever thought of gathering skillful people from the streets to form a group that's similar to the Varia, but much bigger (like worldwide), for going undercover, spying, assassinating, watching over the Vongola famiglia and allies in the shadows, etc? Because that will be a very helpful thing to do.
Reborn:Have you ever thought of training Tsuna and his guardians the fun and not the sadistic way? Because it could be a more effective way.
Mukuro:Why do you keep your hair long and put it in a ponytail? It makes people think that you have an obsession with pineapples.
Ken:Which do you prefer to be friends with? Animals or humans? Me – animals
-Meweird maniac
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Entry No. 155
Date: 9/12/12
12:20 PM
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Hm. While that's a good idea, we already have enough skillful subordinates to do those jobs, but thank you for inquiring about it and sending in the idea to me. And besides, Xanxus wouldn't be very happy with another group that's similar to the Varia. He would probably try and get rid of them, aha.
-The Ninth
Entry No. 156
Date: 9/12/12
12:23 PM
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I'm not even comfortable with the fact Lambo is part of the mafia so I don't think I would be able to gather people from the streets to make a new group. And I think the Varia has that area covered. I can only imagine how angry Xanxus would be if we formed a new group like his, HIIEE! It's scary even imagining that!
-Tsuna
Entry No. 157
Date: 9/12/12
12:25 PM
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If I did make training more fun, Dame-Tsuna and his guardians would still lack in a lot of skills. Besides, it is far more fun for me to train them this way.
-Reborn
Entry No. 158
Date: 9/12/12
12:29 PM
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Kufufufu, I rather like this hairstyle of mine. And how would it make people think I have an obsession with pineapples? It looks nothing like a pineapple. Whoever says otherwise, I'll pay them a visit and send them through hell.
-Mukuro
Entry No. 159
Date: 9/12/12
12:30 PM
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Huh? That depends on how annoying an animal or person is! Like Chrome is irritating but Kakipi is cool! I hate that mafia Vongola brat and his friends though. Tch.
-Ken