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The Meeting: In between Dimensions: chapter 13: Vacation
Doof and Platyborg walked through the hotel doors with their suitcases in their hands. Well actually Platyborg was holding all the luggage.
"I think a vacation was a nice idea, don't you think so Platyborg?"
"Yeah that's a great and all, but why an I holding everything?"
Doof ignored his question however and said.
"I'm glad we're finally here, going through the airport wasn't that bad actually"
"Are you kidding me? Im 80% metal!"
"So?"
"They thought I was a bomb!"
"Whats your point?"
"They strip searched me!"
"I still don't see what the problem is, I took pictures"
"You what?"
"Nothing, lets get checked in"
Doof walked to the front desk. Doof rang the bell on the desk. A woman came up.
"Hello how may I help you?"
"Yes, I need two rooms, I called in a reservation".
"Name"
"Doofensmirtz"
"Ok hold on" she said as she checked the computer "Oh….."
"What?"
"We only have one room Vacant"
"What? Are you sure? Can you check again?"
"Alright…nope no more rooms, Im sorry, I can still book you for the one room if you like"
Doof sighed "fine"
"What? I'm not sharing a room with you!" Platyborg nearly screamed
"It'll be fine Platyborg"
"Hmph" Platyborg folded his arms.
"Can you book us for the one room?"
"Sure, heres your keys, enjoy your stay" She smiled.
They began to walk to their rooms.
"This sucks" Platyborg mumbled.
"It wont be so bad, I wonder who took our other room though…"
*In another hotel room*
Wall.E sat in the Jacuzzi.
"Hell yeah"
*Back in the hallway*
Platyborg and Doof walked to their room and opened the door.
There was a flat screen and a couch and a mini fridge.
"Sweet" Platyborg smiled.
"This is nice" Doof said "Well its already late Platyborg we should probably get to bed"
"Aw…fine" Platyborg closed the mini fridge.
They went to the bedroom and they both stopped at what they saw.
One bed.
Both their eyes flickered to each other for a moment and then back to the bed.
They raced for it, trying to trip each other in the process.
And in the process they both ended up on the bed wrestling with Doof on top.
Can anyone say awkward when the Hotel girl walked in?
Everyone stopped.
The girl just stared.
Doof and Platyborgs eyes looked around the room in every direction.
"This isn't what it looks like…" Doof started.
"Maybe I should come back later…I didn't mean to…interrupt"
"Oh no! We weren't- we're not- uh…" Doof stuttered.
"You don't love me anymore? I thought we had something special!" Platyborg mused.
"Shut up Platyborg your not helping!" Doof glared at the cyborg who was only making the situation worse.
"Tell me you love me" Platyborg made a kissy face.
Doof raised his hand to smack the cyborg.
The maid backed away to the door.
"I'll uh…come back later"
Doof sighed "Alright then"
She ran out the room.
Doof glared at the cyborg and walked out the room.
Platyborg stood up from the bed.
"I'll win you over eventually"
"What'd you say Platyborg"
"Uh, nothing"
…
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After brushing their teeth they got in bed.
"This is weird" Platyborg said already in bed.
"Just stay on your own side and everything will be fine" Doof said getting into bed.
"You better not try anything"
"Platyborg that's disgusting, Good night" Doof turned off the lamp.
…
"Doof?"
"Yes Platyborg?"
Platyborg farted.
"Ugh! Platyborg that's disgusting!" Doof screamed turning on the light and getting out of bed.
"It wasn't that bad" Platyborg laughed.
Doof covered his nose "I can smell it from here!"
Platyborg farted again.
"I had beans for lunch"
"Ugh! God! Platyborg! I'm sleeping on the couch!"
"Alright, alright I'm sorry, I'm done, I'm done"
Doof got back in bed.
"Let's try this again, Good Night Platyborg" Doof turned out the light once again.
"Night Doof"
…
Fart.
"PLATYBORG!"
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*The next morning*
Platyborg and Doof are still asleep but during the course of the night they somehow ended up holding each other.
Platyborg purred (Can cyborgs do that?).
Doof smiled and opened his eyes for a second looking at Platyborg asleep on his chest…aw he's so cute, he thought…his eyes widened…wait…
In that second Platyborg opened his eyes and they widened.
Doof and Platyborg stared at each other for a moment before screaming and scrambling away from each other.
"Ah! I thought I told you not to try anything!" Platyborg pointed.
"Me? I blame you for this!"
"Me?"
"Yes you! What were you doing sleeping on my chest like that?"
"I don't know! Why were you holding onto me?"
"I don't know!"
"Well this is getting us nowhere!" Platyborg yelled.
"L-Look Platyborg, I have to go to a meeting, so I have to leave you alone for awhile"
…
"Your gonna go hit on that chick in the lobby that walked in on us aren't you?"
…
"No Platyborg, I actually have a meeting to go to, its half the reason we took this vacation"
"Uh-huh sure"
"Just stay out of trouble while I'm gone ok? And don't break the hotel"
"Its impossible to break a hotel"
"Not with you its not, you're the most destructive thing I ever created, and that's without your weapons! My Destroy-inator isn't nearly as destructive as you!"
"Ha thanks"
"Just don't break anything"
Doof walked to the door.
"I won't"
"Alright I'll be back later Platyborg, don't order room service and DON'T leave this hotel room"
"You don't think I'm responsible do you?"
Doof rolled his eye and left.
"Hmph, stupid Doof…I'm responsible, I'll show him that I'm 100% responsible…I'm hungry…"
Platyborg walked to the phone.
"Hello room service? Yeah I'd like 20 pizzas with bacon, mushrooms, sausage, pepperoni and extra cheese…how much per topping?...wow that's a lot…of course I still want it! Can you charge that to my credit card?...my name? Doofenshmirtz…why yes I am that guy you walked in on last night…hey I think your hot…what about the cyborg?...Oh no he's no one, why don't you come by later and we can hang out and we can share some pizza?...alright I'll see you then…bye…"
Platyborg hung up.
"See? I'm responsible, I just hooked him up….pfft…and he doesn't think I'm responsible…"
The doorbell rang and Platyborg answered it.
"Hey P-borg"
"Wall.E dude what are you doing here?"
They fist bumped.
"My rooms across the hall from you actually, I'm havin a party, wanna come over and chill bro?"
"I can't Doof said I couldn't leave the room"
"Damn…wait Doofus said you couldn't leave the room right?"
"Yeah…"
"How bout I bring the party over here?"
"I don't know…"
"He said not to leave the room, your not leavin it, problem solved am I right?"
"I guess…"
"And theres this platypus chick that's been dyin to meet you"
"Really?"
"Totally bro, c'mon what do ya say?"
"Well…alright"
"Awesome I'll go get everyone, BRB dude"
Wall.E ran across the hall.
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*10 minutes later*
The hotel room was packed with people and robots.
"Doof's gonna kill me"
"It'll be fine dude, oh look theres Semira, the Platychick I was walking about earlier."
There stood a purple female platypus, a little bit shorter than Platyborg but the average size for a platypus considering the metal on Platyborg's feet give him a few inches, she was H-O-T hot!
"Whoa…" Platyborg stared.
"I know" Wall.E chuckled as he called Semira over "Semira this is Platyborg, Platyborg this is the lovely Semira"
"Nice to finally meet you Platyborg" She smiled.
"I don't know about this dude" Platyborg whispered to Wall.E
"Dude she's totally fine, plus she's evillll" Wall.E sang the word "Doof will approve".
"She is?"
"Well don't let me stand in the way, go have some fun" Wall.E pushed them together and left, giving Platyborg a thumbs as he was backing away to give them some privacy.
There was an awkward silence between the two.
…
"Wanna make out in the closet?" Semira shrugged.
"Yes, yes I would"
Semira grabbed his hand and headed toward the closet.
*Meanwhile*
Doof was stomping back to the hotel room, the meeting didn't exactly go as planned. All the other LOVEMUFFIN members questioned why he still had his nemesis around, even Rodney was asking him, like he didn't already know, how Rodney didn't go to jail was beyond him but as long as Rodney stayed away from Platyborg he was fine…if Rodney were to so much as lay a finger on Platyborg he'd kill him, without a seconds regret, that you could count on…not that he cared for Platyborg or anything, that's ridiculous…its just that Platyborg is HIS cyborg that HE created, he didn't want anybody messing with his inventions…yeah that's it…Platyborg was his creation no matter how much he annoyed him, although over time he had come to accept Platyborgs annoyingness and actually find quite cute and amusing- No, a creation. Platyborg was a creation.
When he got to the hallway he heard loud music. What the? It was coming from the hotel room. Platyborg…he opened the door. There were people and robots everywhere. He saw Wall.E
"Hey Doof, long time no see dude waddup?"
"Don't you 'dude waddup' me, what the hell is going on here?"
"A party"
"I know it's a party"
"Then why ya asking?" Wall.E laughed, he was clearly stoned.
Doof picked him up so they were eye level.
"Listen you little punk, I don't like you and you better get all these people out of here, I will ask this question only once, wheres Platyborg?"
"Alright, if that's what you want, I'll tell em to bounce but-"
"WHERE'S Platyborg?"
"I thought you were only gonna ask that question once-"
"WALL.E!"
"He's in the closet bro!"
Doof dropped him and headed to the closet, Platyborg was so going to get it, how dare he throw a party when he's out. He was already thinking of punishments for Platyborg when he opened the door…and froze at what he saw. Platyborg was making out with a pretty purple female platypus…guess the cyborg isn't gay after all…who woulda thought, he showed so many signs of it right? Doof quick shut the door before the two lovebirds inside the closet noticed.
"Arent ya gonna yell at him or something? Wall.E asked.
"Nope"
"No? You high or something bro?"
"I don't like you Wall.E, you may be inconsiderate, a thug, a pimp, a junky, a criminal, belong in jail for all your life, a terrible role model to Platyborg, bad influence and friend…"
"Gee thanks bro" Wall.E rolled his eyes.
"Let me finish…in a gang, carry a gun and illegal substances and steal, basically you're the worst mess I've ever met in my entire life….but somehow you managed to successfully make Platyborg happy WITHOUT giving him illegal substances! Just so you know I confiscated that from him! He is hyper enough without you giving him things, he was bouncing off the fricken walls…literally! I had to tie him to his bed Wall.E! I had to TIE him to his bed! And he still wouldn't stay still! I took A LOT of aspirin after that night was over…anyways, you managed to do something nice for him, not like that time you hooked him up with Lady Gaga who cheated on him with Justin Bieber! Yuh know because of you Platyborg isn't even allowed in the same state as Justin Bieber!"
"Whoa what did he do?"
"Lets just say it involved a jar of mayonnaise, peanut butter and LOTS of relish…long story, not pretty…"
"Wow…"
"Look what I'm trying to say is…thank you"
"Oh no problem, P-borg is my boy"
"She's pretty and she looks nice"
"She's evil bro"
"Really?"
"I went all out on this one"
"How evil?"
"Very"
"Well that's reassuring" Doof stated.
"I knew you'd approve"
"I still don't like you" Doof glared.
"I wouldn't have it any other way Doofus"
"Doofus wha- Platyborg got that from you?"
"Yeah…about that…"
DING DONG!
"Door! I'll get it!" Wall.E ran.
It was the hotel girl with a bunch of pizzas. She put the pizza's down and walked over to Doof.
"Ready to hang out?"
"Wha-"
"Of course he is!" Wall.E pushed them together "Why don't you two chill together?"
"Sure" the girl batted her eyelashes at Doof who blushed.
"And to think, none of this would have happened if I hadn't hijacked your hotel room"
Doof broke from his love trance and glared at Wall.E furiously.
"You what?"
"Nothin bro!"
"Curse you-" He stopped when he looked at the girl who was still smiling and looked at the girl who was still smiling and looked at the closet where Platyborg and Semira just happened to come out of.
"Doof! I uh, I can explain! It was a mix up ok! The dry cleaners! And a jackelope lawn mower and-"
"Platyborg calm down! Everythings fine! Your not in trouble- did you just say a jackelope lawn mower?" Doof raised an eyebrow.
"It's a funny story actually-"
Platyborgs funny story was interrupted by the manager of the hotel, a dark skinned man with a suit and tie, he had an angry expression plastered across his face. (A/N: Remember Phineas and Ferbs Hawaiian Vacation? Ha!)
"What is going on here? I've gotten a bunch of noise complaints, this is even worse than when those A-primes were loose in the hotel…"
"Ha!" Platyborg laughed "That's ANOTHER funny story!"
"Alright Platyborg I'm pretty sure we ALL want to know these funny stories, mind if I ask you to tell them?" Doof asked.
"I'd be insulted if you didn't!" Everyone sat down to listen to Platyborgs story "Alright so it all started with my owners fa-" Platyborg stopped to look up at the hotel manager who hadn't moved from his spot "Dude what?"
"I'm not leaving until all these people are out of here"
"Riiiight…as I was saying, my owners father owned a antique shop right? And-" Platyborg looked up at the manager who was still glaring daggers at him "Dude…GTFO"
"What?" the manager raised an eyebrow.
"He said Get the fuck out" Semira stated.
"Wow…so direct, she IS evil, the author didn't even censor it…" Doof was amazed.
"I told you!" Wall.E pointed.
A/N: Do u like Semira? She's actually gonna feature in my fifth Meeting story, if only I could get started on the fourth which should be soon actually…this is called 'In Between Dimensions' for a reason, it will still be going after the 4th or 5th story and ongoing and hopefully never-ending, actually you guys I got A LOT of story ideas that I haven't been even typed yet and their all good story lines so I might actually take a break from writing my 'Meeting' fics and work on another story and still update this normally, sound good right? Alright so look out for another story posted by me, I will post it right after this chapter SO make sure to check it out! NattyMc is out, PEACE!