A/N: I MIGHT have to put this story on hold, I got so many storys in my head and I feel its going to explode if I don't get it out somehow…I wont really be replying to reviews that often for a while BUT I am reading them and taking requests, and Jylamz yeah it'd be epic if you drew it, id really like that, keep me posted for it x)
Alright so check out my new storys that are coming out this weekend cuz I got NO homework and I'm home soooo you know I'll be typing a lot lol
ON WITH IT!
The Meeting: In Between Dimensions: Chapter 14: MORE Requests xD
Normbot/Door.
Doof was sitting on his couch when all of a sudden…
CRASH!
A Normbot breaks down his door.
…
"Seriously? Alright, next person who breaks down my door gets shot!"
Sleepover.
Perry and Doof both held their sleeping bags as they stared at the portal in front of them.
"I don't think this is such a good idea Perry the Platypus…"
"Grrgr"
"Because! The second Dimension me and you are screwed up that's why!"
"Grrgr"
"Fine…but if the 2nd Dimension me attempts to turn you into a cyborg just scream, I'll be a few doors down most likely"
Perry raised an eyebrow.
"He can do whatever he wants with the Perry the Platypus of his dimension but you, the Perry the Platypus of the 1st Dimension is strictly off limits, you are mine and he cant touch you, I'll kill him if he even tries"
Perry just stared at him.
"N-not that I wouldn't like to completely control you or anything…its just, I like you the way you are- I mean I don't LIKE-like you I…uh…"
"Grrgr"
"Lets just go ok?" Doof said as they stepped through the portal.
"Hey guys" Alt Doof and Platyborg greeted them.
"You ready for an epic sleepover?" Platyborg asked his counterpart.
Perry gave a thumbs up. Both platypi proceeded to their sleeping quarters, which just left both Doofs.
"So, you wanna-" Doof-1 started but was immediately cut off by Doof-2.
"I honestly don't care what you do"
"Then why'd you wanna have a sleepover?"
"I didn't" Doof-2 glared.
"Then why-"
"Look, Platyborg needs to start hanging around people his own age, which is basically 5 years old and someone whos a good influence who DOESN'T do drugs OR do illegal things and who fits the bill? Or wears it as a matter of fact?"
"1st Dimension Perry the Platypus?"
"Bingo! Maybe your not such an idiot after all" Doof-2 started to walk down the hall with Doof-1 following him.
"So what do I do then?" Doof-1 tried to catch up.
"Don't know, don't care" Doof-2 closed his bedroom door with Doof-1 on the outside of it.
Doof-1 sighed.
"I hope Perry the Platypus is having fun with HIS counterpart"
*Meanwhile*
"…and that's where you'll sleep"
Platyborg just finished showing Perry his room, it was painted green with pictures of trains and a bed in the corner with green spreads and on the walls were shelves with books and toys on them like toy boats and cars and etc, there was a bookshelf filled with books, so it basically looked like an 8 year old boys room, and on a dresser was a picture of Platyborg and Doof and one of Platyborg and…Wall.E? Above Platyborgs bed, Perry noticed, there was a picture of him and a purple female platypus, Perry raised an eyebrow at that, he's seen her before…on one of the OWCA's wanted posters on the bulletin board…Ha.
x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x
After about 10 o'clock Doof-2 came in the room followed by Doof-1, who for the past few hours was bored out of his mind following his 2nd Dimension self around.
"How are you guys doing?" Doof-2 asked.
"Good" Platyborg smiled.
Platyborg and Perry were playing with Platyborg's smaller platypus-sized version of choo-choo. (A/N: lol awwww)
"Well its time for you guys to go to bed"
"Kay" Platyborg was in his bed in a second.
Perry slowly got into his sleeping bag, his eyes on Doof-1 for answers. Doof-1 simply shrugged.
"Goodnight Platyborg" Doof-2 pat the cyborgs head and then stepped over Perry walking to the door but not before saying "And you too rodent" he grinned evilly.
Perry raised an eyebrow. Doof-2 walked out the door.
"Night Perry the Platypus" Doof-1 shut the light and left.
"What was that all about?" Doof-1 caught up to Doof-2.
"I have no idea what your talking about" Doof-2 kept walking.
"You grinned evilly at Perry the Platypus and then called him a rodent"
"I did? Really?" Doof-2's voice full of sarcasm.
"Yeah, your not planning anything evil are you?" Doof-1 cluelessly asked.
"No, of course not" Doof-2 rolled his eye again his voice again full of sarcasm.
"Are you being sarcastic?"
"Noooooo" More sarcasm.
"I'm pretty sure that's my voice when I'm being sarcastic"
"No, no its not" So much sarcasm.
"Are you sure?" Doof-1 raised an eyebrow.
Doof-2 started talking and making it blaintly obvious he was being sarcastic, he said "What would I POSSIBLY have to gain by hurting your Perry the Platypus? Nothing, nothing at all, it's not like I'd ENJOY torturing him to death and watching him suffer, that's not like me at all NOPE, not like me at all, is it?"
"Uh…yes?" Doof didn't know how to answer.
"Perfect answer" Doof-2 walked past Doof-1.
Doof rubbed his head "I am so confused…"
"Don't be, lets go to bed" Doof-2 went in his room.
"Uh…okay?" Doof followed.
Alt Doof's bedroom was pretty much all black, black walls, black curtains, black bed spreads, black carpet, he was wearing black pajamas, black, blackity, black, black, black.
Soon Doof-2 was in his bed and Doof was in his sleeping bag on the floor with the lights out.
"Hey other me?"
"What?" Although regular Doof couldn't see it Alt Doof rolled his eye.
"I cant sleep"
"And what do you want me to do about it?" From Doof-2's tone it was obvious that he really didn't care.
"Wanna talk?"
"About what?"
"Our nemesises"
Doof-2 sucked in his breath "What about them?"
"Well last week Perry the Platypus totally upstaged my entrance, he had a choreographed dance and back up dancers and everything, what did yours do?"
"He broke the window with a spoonful of peanut butter and relish"
Doof-1 raised an eyebrow "…How does that work-"
"I keep telling him thoses things are dangerous enough by themselves, let alone when you mix it together, he nearly killed himself, stupid cyborg" Doof-2 shook his head.
"Well Perry the Platypus breaks my windows with his feet…and this one time with his face…man that was a NASTY entrance" Doof shuddered "I'll never forget that one, I still have nightmares about it…"
"Platyborg crashes through my ceiling when he flies"
"Tell me about it! Talk about annoying! And then I have to call the contractor and get them to fix it…" Doof-1 sighed.
"I swear I'm thinking about getting indestructible walls, ceilings, windows AND refridgerators…and microwaves…THAT was bad, he wasn't too harmed tho, although the radiation did mess him up a bit…" Doof-2 admitted.
"What he doesn't break down your door?" Doof-1 mused.
"Nope, never"
"Lucky! But what about when they track mud on the carpet"
"Don't even get me started!" Doof-2 exclaimed.
"But all in all I think we're both very lucky to have them, annoying or not, that platypus is a keeper, I never should've hung around that stupid Peter the Panda, Perry the Platypus is 10 TIMES the agent and friend, Peter the Panda will ever be" Doof-1 admitted.
Doof-2 sniffed.
"Other me are you…crying?" Doof-1 asked.
"No! Go to bed! Before I doom you!"
*Meanwhile*
Platyborg and Perry were sitting on the bed eating ice cream that they snuck out of the fridge, they were talking about their nemesis.
"…okay what about that Evil girl?"
Perry laughed "Grrgr"
"You were jealous of her? Me too! I was so glad she got hit by that inator, she was just awful…"
Perry nodded his head in agreement.
"She tried to feed me to alligators and Doof let her, do you remember that?"
Perry waved his hand as if saying 'Don't even get me started'.
"And when he tried to speak to those whales?"
Perry laughed.
"And when he insulted their macaroni and cheese recipe, yuh know Doof taught me to speak whale, it didn't end well at Sea World tho…that whale called me a name and I insulted its macaroni and cheese recipe"
Perry raised and eyebrow 'Really?'.
"Yeah…apparently they don't like that"
"Grrgr" Perry said which translated to 'What happened?'.
"That whale beat the crap out of me no joke, they had to tranquilize it just to get it to stop mauling me, it wasn't pretty….when I say this, I say it cuz I care, NEVER insult the macaroni and cheese recipe of a whale it will end BADLY got it?"
Perry nodded.
"Alright, we should probably get to bed, night"
They turned out the light and within minutes they were both asleep.
*20 minutes later*
When Perry woke up he was trapped to a metal table by his wrists and ankles…what the?
"Ah Perry the Platypus, I see your awake" Doof-2 grinned evilly at him.
Perry growled.
"Oh come one none of that now, I just wanna play a game with you" Alt Doof gagged him.
Perry raised an eyebrow.
"It's a surprise, and I don't want you waking up the others when you get it, we're gonna play Autopsy, sound like fun?" Alt Doof pulled out a scalpel from behind his back and began walking closer to the table, Perry struggled against the restrainsts on his wrists and ankles…no use…crap. Doof-2 got ready to make an incision, then Perry remembered what Doofenshmirtz told him earlier…scream…he was gagged! He couldn't scream! Perry closed his eyes waiting for the scalpel to cut into his flesh but instead he heard.
"HEY!"
He opened his eyes, it was Platyborg, followed by Doof-1.
"Platyborg its past your bedtime what are you doing up?"
"I got up to get some water and when I went to ask my guest if he wanted anything I distinctly noticed a lack-of-guest, care to explain?" Platyborg crossed his arms.
"I-"
"Why do you always do this?"
"Do what?"
"Whenever I have a friend over you ALWAYS try to play autopsy with them when I'm not looking"
"I do not" Doof-2 stepped up to Platyborg.
"Yeah you do, I am tired of this why cant you just-"
Platyborg and Doof-2 kept arguing.
Doof-1 went to go free Perry.
"Are you okay Perry the Platypus?" Doof asked once Perry was free.
Perry nodded.
"I thought I told you to scream if anything happened like this"
Perry pointed to his mouth and then the gag.
"Gag…right…" Doof-1 looked at their counterparts who were still arguing and sighed "Well, its late and they don't look like their stopping anytime soon…and we probably aren't getting any sleep anytime soon either….wanna teepee Rodneys house in this dimension and blame it on our 2nd Dimension selves?"
Perry nodded.
"Wow, Perry the Platypus, you've gotten really evil since we discovered this Dimension…Im ashamed of you! But also increasingly proud, lets go!" Doof grabbed the platypuses hand and ran causing Perry to hold onto his hat to prevent it from falling off.
…
"Go to bed Platyborg before I doom you!"
"No!"
"DON'T MAKE ME GET THE FUNNEL!"
"THAT JOKE IS REALLY GETTING OLD!"
Soup.
Doof-1 and Doof-2 sat tied to chairs.
"I cant believe this" Doof-2 muttered.
"Yeah, I didn't know they were so strong" Doof-1 admitted.
"Just wait until I'm out of this, that cyborg is so gonna get it…"
Perry and Platyborg both walked in with two bowls of soup, they smirked evilly at each other.
"Funnel?" Platyborg grinned.
Perry nodded and pulled a funnel out of no where.
"Bottoms up bro"
Play a Game.
Doof was at his computer when he got an email from Platyborg
To: Doof
From: Platyborg
Go to the basement
x-x-x-x-x-x
Doof rolled his eye and went to the basement.
It was dark and all of a sudden Platyborg stepped out of the darkness with a torch.
Platyborg looks at Doof Evilly "I want to play a game…"
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Doof ran screaming up the stairs.
The lights turned on.
"…I guess he didn't want to play Just Dance with me after all" Platyborg shrugged.
Murder.
Platyborg stood at the edge of the Pool when all of a sudden Carl picked him up and held him over the pool threatening to drop him in.
"MURDER! MURDERRRRRRRR! AHHHHHHHH!" Platyborg screamed at the top of his lungs causing everyone to turn their heads.
Carl put Platyborg down and backed away slowly.
A/N: LOL