Authors Note: IMPORTANT! For those of you reading my fic 'Revenge' I accidentally deleted it earlier today *hits head against desk repeatedly* why…why…why? I reuploaded it but all the reviews are gone and if you had it on alert then that's gone too…omigod WHY? Dx Make sure to RE-review it and favorite and alert and whatever you did before for that story…I am so upset with myself right now, please make me feel better…and if you guys I don't know, wanna maybe review each chapter over again it would make me smile LOL I don't even care what it says, just do random words like…RELISH yeah do that! It would make me happy to see what random words you come up with, please? Like random deadly weapons! It'd be fun! x)
The Meeting: In Between Dimensions: Chapter 15: 1st Dimension Drabbles
Ok so todays update in the 2nd Dimension has been cancelled and will be in the 1st Dimension instead, since Platyborg kind of…escaped.
"How could he possibly escape?" Alt Doof asked.
Well he had some help…
"From who?"
Alright heres what happened, apparently TurboFerbo helped Platyborg escape so he could be in his story 'The Final Battle'…soooo
"Well why cant we do the story without him?"
Because Platyborg makes this story awesome, without Platyborg there is no story.
"Well what about me? I can do this story by myself and it would still be awesome"
BWAHAHAHAHAHA….yeah right.
"Hey! I am just as awesome as Platyborg is! Arent I?"
I have no comment….but look at the bright side, you get a guest star to keep you company!
"Oh great another insane reviewer…hooray for me…" Doof rolled his eye.
FrostShadowStar appears.
Whats up? –FrostShadowStar
"Oh great another insane girl! Havent I met enough of those?"
No, no you haven't, now you two play nice while I head to the 1st Dimension to look for Platyborg…and Doof?
"What Ms Natty?"
DON'T destroy her.
"I wont, I promise"
I roll my eyes and step through a portal.
….
Alt Doof grins evilly.
Why're you looking at me like that? –FrostShadowStar backs away.
"I just got a brilliant idea…we're gonna play autopsy"
Oh crap… -FrostShadowStar
*1st Dimension Danville*
Good For You.
Perry got off the toilet and flushed it, Phineas and Ferb stared at him.
Phineas rubbed his chin in thought.
…
"I guess you do know how to use a toilet after all, Good for you" Phineas smiled.
Frying Pan.
Doof stood holding his bleeding nose and glared at the platypus.
"Seriously Perry the Platypus, I just tickled you, you didn't have to hit me with a frying pan! Where did you even get that thing anyway?"
Scarred For Life.
Perry's right eye twitched as he slowly rocked back and forth against the wall.
The docter wearing a bathrobe rolled his eyes at the platypus.
"You should have knocked"
Awkward…
Phineas and Ferb and Perry were sitting under the tree, Perry in agent mode.
Phineas looked down at his pet.
"Hey Perry, now that we know your not mindless and all…I feel kinda bad about us getting you neutered…"
Perry raised an eyebrow.
…
"This is awkward…" Ferb stated.
Phineas ignored Ferb's comment however and said.
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
Perry rolled his eyes 'Not anymore…'
"We are SO sorry"
Definitely Insane.
Doofenshmirtz stood in his lab waiting for Perry the Platypus to come thwart his plans.
"It's getting late, where is he?"
"I am just as concerned as you are Kevin" Said a talking Zebra from across the room.
Doofenshmirtz facepalmed "Not you again….and I am NOT concerned"
"Of course you aren't Kevin"
"No, I'm not and stop calling me Kevin! That's not even my name!"
"You just want us to believe your not concerned because you believe that your not concerned but in actuality, you are concerned, and I am concerned that you do not know that you are concerned when you are, wouldn't you say so Kevin?"
"…I'm not even sure I know what you just said…"
Just then Perry the Platypus broke down the door.
"Perry the Platypus! Thank Goodness! This talking zebra wont leave me alone" Doof pointed.
Perry saw nothing and raised an eyebrow.
"What? You don't see him? He's right there I swear! And he wont stop calling me Kevin! Perry the Platypus you gotta believe me!"
Perry backed out the door slowly.
"Great! Now he thinks I'm crazy and wont thwart me! Well at least I know he's alright…"
"I told you, you were concerned" Said the zebra.
…
Perry walked down the hall to the elevator…his nemesis was insane, no doubt about that…or maybe he wasn't…maybe there really was a talking Zebra there that he just couldn't see…maybe it was just him…
"CURSE YOU TALKING ZEBRA!"
…
Nope…its definitely not him and his nemesis is definitely insane.
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"Are you sure this is such a good idea Platyborg? You cant hide from her forever yuh know" Phineas said, he, Platyborg and Ferb were talking in front of a closet.
"Of course! I am NOT going back to that Trilogy"
"Well if you think about it, you ARE still in the Trilogy, we're in a chapter of the story in the 1st Dimension where this chapter is taking place" Ferb stated.
…
"Shut up dude" Platyborg shook his head "Oh crap she's coming hide me!"
"Platyborg-" Phineas started.
"Shut up and hide me!"
"Th-The closet!" Phineas pointed.
Platyborg bolted into the closet as Phineas and Ferb of the 1st Dimension lean on it casually as I show up.
"Waddup?" Ferb tries to charm me.
Shut up, where is he?
"Where is who?" Phineas asks.
Don't you 'Where is who' me Phineas! Wheres Platyborg?
"I don't know"
Yes, yes you do.
"No, no I don't"
Yes, yes you do.
"No, no I don't"
Yes, yes you do.
"No, no I don't"
…..YES YOU DO.
"No I don't"
Phineas! Where is he? I need him for my Trilogy!
"You'll never find him" Phineas challenges.
…He's in the closet isn't he?
"…Noooo"
I knew it, PLATYBORG! Get out here! I'm taking you back!
"I don't wanna!" Came the reply from inside the closet.
Don't make me get the funnel!
"That joke isn't funny anymore!"
Platyborg, I miss you, the reviewers miss you, DOOF MISSES YOU! You have to come back.
Platyborg sighs and comes out.
"Fine…"
Good now get on this trike that magically appeared and I'll take you home…
…
"I am not getting on that thing" Platyborg pointed.
Platyborg we don't have time for this, I left Doof alone with a reviewer and who knows what he's gonna-
"There is no way I'm getting on that thing"
Platyborg-
"Nuh uh"
Platyborg-
"Nope"
Phineas, do you mind?
"Not at all" Phineas clears his throat and then a voice like thunder "GET ON THE TRIKE!"
Platyborg yelps and immediately gets on the trike.
Thanks.
"No problem"
Tell 1st Dimension Perry I said hi and that I might need his services in the next chapter with a certain door in the 2nd Dimension.
"Will do, bye!" Phineas waves.
Me and Platyborg ride on the trike through the portal to the 2nd Dimension.
"Alright I'm back now what?"
Wanna go to Mr Slushy Burger?
"Why not" Platyborg shrugs.
We begin walking when I all of a sudden stop.
"What?"
I cant help thinking…that I forgot something…something important…oh well.
I shrug as me and Platyborg continue walking.
*Meanwhile*
FrostShadowStar is chained to a metal table as Alt Doof looms over her with a scalpel.
"I wonder why their not back yet…oh well" He shrugs.
*With me and Platyborg*
We are walking out the door when all of a sudden.
"Who is SHE?"
"Semira? What are you doing here?" Platyborg asks.
"It doesn't matter what I'm doing here, I SAID who is SHE?" Semira points.
I'm-
"Did I ASK you who you are? NO I asked HIM"
"Semira shes the author, she writes this story AND created you, if it weren't for her you wouldn't exist" Platyborg explains.
Yeah, so you better be more respectful to-
I am interrupted as Semira mauls me.
"Semira stop!" Platyborg yells.
Platyborg! Get your psycho girlfriend off me!
"I'm trying!" Platyborg tries to stop her but can't.
She's killing me!
*Back with Doof*
I stumble into the operation room and untrap FrostShadowStar and then fall on the floor.
"Whoa what happened to you? You look like you were mauled by a bear" Alt Doof said.
Your close…
"Semira mauled her" Platyborg walks in.
"Ah…" Doof nods "Well you can leave now FrostShadowStar"
She nods and takes the portal remote.
You coming? –FrostShadowStar asks me.
Not right now…I'll leave on my own…eventually…owwww
FrostShadowStar shrugs and steps through the portal.
"Are you okay Natty?" Platyborg asks.
"She's fine" Doof rolled his eye.
Please…call 911…
"I'm on it" Platyborg whips out his phone "Hello 911? Yeah theres a girl here and she's pretty messed up…she was mauled…by my girlfriend…yeah her name is Semira…how'd you know? Oh wow haha hold on…Hey Natty, they said that this isn't the first time this happened to someone, isn't that funny?"
Yes Platyborg…its hilarious.
