Authors Note: I have been really busy with school and trying to upload music on my new ipod touch generation 4…I have a Social Studies project on Henry Ford due Friday to be presented Monday and I gtg, send requests yada yada yada updates wont be as frequent ON WITH IT!

The Meeting: In Between Dimensions: Chapter 16

Slap/Hug –kittygal42.

"I wish people would stop requesting to slap me and/or break down my door" Doof moped.

"Well it hasn't happened in a while, maybe they stopped requesting it?" Platyborg suggested.

"I guess your right..."

All of a sudden a girl appears she smacks Doof and then gives Platyborg a bear hug.

"OH COME ON!"

Sing.

Both Dimension Doofs are sitting on the couch talking to each other in the 2nd Dimension, when all of a sudden a random girl appears.

"Who the heck are you and what are you doing here?" Alt Doof asks.

No response.

"Probably another insane reviewer" Alt Doof rolled his eye.

She starts to sing and both Doof's fall asleep.

Perry and Platyborg walk in and Platyborg hands her 20 bucks.

"You're the one who gets paid most of the time in this story AND your paycheck for working for the OWCA, so why do I have to pay her?" Platyborg glared at his 1st Dimension counterpart who rolls his eyes.

Ignoring Platyborgs comment, Perry says "I'll go get the bucket of water, you stay here and watch them"

"Fine" Platyborg rolls his eye.

Perry comes back 10 minutes later with a bucket of water and when he looks at the couch he sees a lack of Doofs.

"Platyborg"

"What?"

"Where the heck are they?" Perry asked.

"I tied bricks to their legs and threw them in the ocean like you said"

…

Perry facepalmed "Platyborg…1 I never said that…and 2 we were just supposed to throw a bucket of water on them…NOT KILL THEM!"

"Ohhh well you should have said that earlier, I already robbed the bank"

"Why would you rob a bank?"

"Well…I figured since we would be classified for murder anyway, why not rob a bank while we're at it? I guess I got confused with the plan you sent me…"

"How do you confuse a water prank…with MURDER AND ROBBERY?" Perry yelled.

"Well Doof always said I didn't follow directions well…that he'd tell me to do something and I'd end up doing something illegal…I sense a pattern"

"Ya think?"

"I could've sworn that what I did was on those blueprints you gave me…hold on" Platyborg pulled out a blueprint "Ohhhh I see the problem…I got your blueprints confused with the ones that Wall.E gave me, I was supposed to do this next week…whoops"

All of a sudden you saw and heard police sirens and blue and red lights flashing.

Perry glared at him.

"Hehe…RUN!" Platyborg bolted.

…

"Come out we have you surrounded!" Came a megaphone outside.

…

"Well…in the 1st Dimension I'm the best highly trained agent in my agency…but in this dimension im a evil, destructive, childish cyborg who cant do anything right…aw heck with it, Platyborg wait for me!" Perry ran to catch up to his counterpart.

RodneyBot.

A Rodneybot burst down Doof-2's door.

Doof immediately shot it until it collapsed, there was a note on it and he picked it up, it read.

To: Doof

From: WordNerb93

"CURSE YOU WORDNERB93! THIS MEANS WAR!"

Public Funnel.

Doof and Platyborg were at the grocery store.

"I want chips" Platyborg picked up a bag and tried to put it in the cart.

Doof stopped him "Platyborg those are bad for you and they'll make you hyper, and believe me, you are a nightmare when your hyper, No"

Platyborg put the bag in the cart.

"Platyborg what did I just say?" Doof pulled the bag out and glared at Platyborg who pushed it back in.

"Platyborg stop it, I told you, you couldn't have it" Doof took the bag back out again but Platyborg immediately put it back in.

"Are you even listening to me? I said no! N-O NO!" Doof snatched the bag away from the cyborg and held it high above his head "Try to reach it now" Doof grinned but it immediately turned into a yelp of pain as Platyborg kicked him in the shin causing him to drop the bag in the cart and Platyborg smirked.

"DON'T MAKE ME USE THE FUNNEL!"

Everyone in the grocery stared and backed away slowly.

*Later on at home*

Doof glared at Platyborg who munched his chips happily.

"I cant believe that old lady beat me up and bought you those chips, Curse you Platyborg!"

Dirty Joke.

Doof was sitting at the LOVEMUFFIN meeting table and Platyborg was standing right next to him.

"Psst, Doof" Platyborg whispered

"What Platyborg? I'm kind of in the middle of something"

"I have to go…badly!"

"Wait until the meetings over and then I'll take you" Doof said through his teeth.

"I cant…I have to go NOW"

"Too bad you have to wait"

"But!-"

"Shhhh" Doof shushed him.

Platyborg held his crotch and began to bounce up and down "Doooof"

"Platyborg hush"

"Doofenshmirtz, is there something wrong with your cyborg?" Rodney asked.

"No, he's fine, Platyborg cut it out"

Platyborg whimpered, he couldn't hold it he felt like he was about to explode…he had to do something…that's when he noticed the funnel sticking out of Doof's belt…Platyborg smiled and grabbed it.

All of a sudden you heard a splash on the floor.

Everyone stared at Platyborg.

"Whoops…I kind of forgot there was a hole in the bottom of this thing…hehe" Platyborg smiled sheepishly "No hard feelings right…Doof?"

Doof glared angrily at the cyborg "Outside…NOW"

"I don't want to go outside"

"DON'T MAKE ME GET THE FUNNEL"

"That joke is now disgusting"

"You tainted, the FUNNEL OF LIFE!" Doof yelled.

"Hey Doof, did you ever get the feeling that you just ripped off another fanfiction on the same site as you and as you are speaking you just ripped off another one…that's like two fanfictions we just ripped off…wow"

Alt Doof just facepalmed.

Awesome Sauce.

Doof was sitting on the couch reading a book when all of a sudden Platyborg walked in and said.

"Everything tastes good with awesome sauce"

And then walked back out.

…

"….?..." Doof stared.

Borrowed Again.

"Where is Platyborg THIS time?" Doof asked.

WordNerb93 borrowed him to work some cameras.

"So he escaped again, that's just great!"

He didn't 'technically' escape, WordNerb just borrowed him and promised to bring him back and to keep him in plain sight at all times and it's the end of the chapter anyways…why're you so upset?

"Because! I don't want Platyborg out of my sight, something bad could happen to him and I-"

Cant let that happen?

"Its not like I ca-"

Care about him a lot?

"Will you shut up and let me-"

Finish confessing your feelings for him?

…

"CURSE YOU NATTYMC!"