In Between Dimensions

by TheAfroCircus

Drabbles based around all my stories, both ones that are completed and in-progress. Goes along with the stories and oneshots: The Meeting, Kidnapping, The Talk, Hi, How are You?, In One Dimension, Along vs Along, Friendly Game, Traditions, Happy Halloween!, This is a Backstory, Beyond This, What Have You Done?, and Death In a Cyborg. To think this all started with a meeting...

17. Chapter 17

The Meeting: In Between Dimensions: Chapter 17

Trouble.

"You broke his camera, ate all his food, almost blasted him with a blaster, broke said blaster, broke his guitar strings, crashed his computer, tried to run away AND broke his blender!"

Platyborg rolled his eyes, Doof was lecturing him about his 'terrible behavior' while he was with WordNerb93.

"All that stuff was accidental! Except for the blender, that was intentional"

Doof glared at him.

"What? You'd break the blender too if you were threatened with it! I was defending myself!"

"Well what about the food?"

"I was hungry!"

"It doesn't matter, your behavior was unacceptable! You are going to apologize to WordNerb93 and you'll give him your camera since you broke his"

"No! Not my camera! Isn't apologizing enough?"

"Now Platyborg"

Platyborg sighed and turned to WordNerb93.

"I'm sorry" Platyborg mumbled.

"Louder Platyborg, I cant hear you" Doof said.

"I'm sorry!"

"Good now isn't there something you want to give to him?"

"Nope not really" Platyborg quickly lied.

"Platyborg…" Doof warned "Come on…"

Platyborg pulled out his camera and handed it to WordNerb.

"Here" Platyborg muttered.

"Now was that so bad?" Doof mused.

"…Puta"

"PLATYBORG!"

Awesome Sauce/Slap/Door.

Coolguyforever broke down Alt Doof's door, slapped him and sprayed him with awesome sauce.

Doof glared at him.

Platyborg walked in and started laughing.

"Awesome Sauce?"

Yup –Coolguyforever

They high fived.

"That's awesome"

"I have no comment" Doof glared.

Cat.

"Ahhhhh! Get it off! Get it off! DOOF!" Platyborg screamed.

Doof heard his cries from the other room, he laughed, looks like Platyborg just met Mr FluffyPants the 2nd. Doof just hoped that Platyborg wouldn't be too jealous of the cat, because if it came down to either Mr Fluffypants or Platyborg, the cyborg would always be his first pick.

"HE'S MAULING MY FACE!"

Always.

Cartoons.

Doof walked in and looked at Platyborg, his eyes were glued to the screen.

"Hey Platyborg watcha watchin?"

"Phineas and Ferb"

…

War.

It was the ultimate battle Doof and his Normbots vs All the reviewers, me and WordNerb93 and all his Rodneybots, each side in their own cement block fort.

*Doofs side*

"They cant possibly keep this up forever" Doof observed through his binoculars.

"Why do I have to be on your side?" Platyborg asked.

"Because I said so"

"I wanna be on the other side"

"Well you can't"

"Why not?"

"Because your on my side"

"But I don't wanna be on your side!" Platyborg complained.

"Quiet Platyborg! Go man the poopdeck or something!"

"Fine" Platyborg muttered as he made his way to the bathroom.

*Our side*

Sir we cant keep this up! Somethings gonna give, do we surrender? Sir? –Leopardlover1002

No…

But sir, we're outnumbered –Veryloyalfan

Theres not enough Rodneybots to defeat all those Normbots -sldlovespandf15

Sir the left side of the fort just collapsed –Coolguyforever

Violence is never the answer –BrookeDoofy

That is right as I agree –Pricat

We ran out of mayonnaise, blowtorches and peanut butter! –Jylamz

Theres gotta be another way! -Kittygal42

Their closing in -Angelofdeath241107

Should I make more Rodneybots? –WordNerb93

Silence! We are gonna win this war! Doof is going down! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! And we're gonna do it without the Rodneybots I dramatically turn around from my rotating black chair sporting my black aviators.

How are we gonna do that? –FrostShadowStar

We have something that Doof doesn't…

And whats that exactly? –Out with a Whoosh and a Thunk

We have someone on the inside…someone who will help us take down Doof with no questions asked and for no payment at all…and will just do it for no other reason than that he as nothing else better to do …

Does such a person even exist? –spkdog

Yes…yes he does…

*Doof's side*

Platyborg continued to 'man the poopdeck' like Doof said, at least that's what he thought he was doing, he was standing in the bathroom staring at the toilet, when his phone rang.

"Hello? Oh Heyy Natty…sure why not, I got nothing else better to do anyway, I'll be right over" Platyborg pocketed his phone and walked out the bathroom.

*Our side*

It'll all be over soon…he is so going down mwahahahaha….

Is it just me or has Natty gone completely bonkers? –veryloyalfan whispers

Its not you…trust me –Leopardlover1002

She was always like that –FrostShadowStar

Agreed –Coolguyforever

Everyone else nods in agreement.

*Doofs side*

"Ready to give up?" Doof calls from his fort.

Nope

"I'm winning and theres nothing you can do to stop it!"

Oh Doof, Doof, Doof, we've already won.

"Your insane ya know that? Your fort is destroyed, your surrounded and most of your robots are in pieces, do you call that winning? "

I may not be Charlie Sheen but I am indeed 'winning'.

"Did you hit your head or something in that fort of yours?"

Doof, aren't you missing someone? Someone that's mostly metal, all so cute and not that cuddly?

"Your completely bonkers Ms Natty, I can tell you that"

Oh there you are Platyborg I smile as Platyborg walks up next to me.

"Platyborg? I thought you were manning the poopdeck!"

"I got bored of staring at the toilet" Platyborg replied.

"…?...Forget it, what are you doing over there anyway?" Doof asked.

"Oh I just came to give NattyMc this" He hands me a remote with a red button.

"No! Not my self destruct button! Platyborg you little traitor!"

With this button Doofenshmirtz, I declare myself to be, the winner I click the button.

All the Normbots and Doof's fort explodes.

Doof climbs out from the pile of rubble.

"CURSE YOU NATTYMC AND REVIEWERS!"

Everyone cheers.

Well this has been fun, but I better send you guys back, so you guys can go home and so I can work on my other stories, make sure to send requests! And you guys could send words, I actually found it more fun to think of what I can do with requested words! And I MIGHT be starting another 4 parter sometime, it depends if I get permission from someone…bye guys!

Everyone says bye and steps through the portal.

Me and Platyborg walk over to Doof who is still sitting in a pile of rubble.

Truce?

"Sure….NOT!" Doof pushes me on the ground.

Hey!

"I'm evil, what do you expect? Doofenshmirtz is out, Peace! Come on Platyborg" He walks away and gestures for the cyborg to follow him.

I sigh.

Platyborg helps me up.

Thanks.

"No problem…hey Natty?"

Yes Platyborg?

"Remember that favor I asked you a bunch of chapters ago?"

Yeah?

"Can we do it now?"

I'll have to pull some strings but yeah I can do it

"Awesome, meet me at the building later?"

Sure.

*Later on*

Just In Love ft Platyborg. (Original song by Joe Jonas & Lil Wayne)

Doof is sitting on the couch reading a book when Platyborg walks in and starts singing while I play the musical accompaniment.

Aint no love like the one I got

Im a prisoner of love got my heart on lock

Its like a star from the sky fell by my side and she tell that's its mine and I say that's fine

And he look like a butterfly, smell like a flower

Guys, we go together like money and power

And I don't need nothing, nothing but him

Cuz all the other scientists aint messin with him

And the smile on his face, make the world a better place

But he's out of this world so we somewhere out in space

Love like animals, Planet of the Apes

All night, All morning, too bright for this place

We just do what we does

The tank on E yeah, just enough and we just be, yeah just because

Don't worry bout me, I'm just in love!

I'm just in love with you

I'm just in love with you

No other words to use

I'm just in love with you

…

"I'm sorry Platyborg did you say something?" Doof looks up from his book and takes out his earplugs.

"No…No I didn't…" Platyborg sighs.

"Ok" Doof shrugs and walks out the door.

Sorry it didn't work P-borg, wanna try again?

"No…it'll work one day, I just gotta be patient"

Platyborg that's the most mature thing I have ever heard you say in my entire life, I'm proud of you.

"Thanks"

No problem, I better go, I'll see you during my next visit ok?

"Bye"

…

"Hey Platyborg? You wanna go to a movie?" Doof asks as he walks in the room.

"Yes, yes I would"

"Meet me in the car, and DON'T keep me waiting" Doof stormed out.

Platyborg laughed.

"I wish you'd stop keeping me waiting, its killing me"

A/N: I think I just created a pairing, I call it AltBorg…ha, and don't worry, their wont be any slash or yaoi or whatever xD Oh and I don't own the song 'Just In Love' don't sue me! You guys are my witnesses! I am the supreme creator of the pairing AltBorg! You guys gotta back me up! And if anyone else wants to make a one shot or story on the pairing I don't really care, I challenge one of you to make a one-shot about it! Whoever wins gets to help me plan a chapter! Message me! x)