Authors Note: Most of you are ok with the whole 'Altborg' thing and by MOST of you I mean everyone except veryloyalfan…LOL I already said it wasn't slash or yaoi or anything, its just friendship, nothing ***ual about it, not even any kissing, (unless its by complete and utter accident and their both freaked out afterwards) And I still have that contest going on for some of you to make an 'Altborg' story or one-shot or something, so far only one person has accepted it, you guys are pathetic, its just friendship, its not like it's a story by Maya Serena and its Rated M, because I COULD do that, I really like Maya Serena's storys and do hope to see more, its not because im weird or anything, their just really well written…ANYWAYS this fanfic is rated T and if there WAS any of that stuff in here then the Rating would be M…ha I love you guys xD
ON WITH THE STORY!
Btw I might be starting another 4 parter soon soooo….
The Meeting: In Between Dimensions Chapter 18
War: Redux.
Alright we need someone to man the poopdeck…Hey, wheres Out with a Whoosh and a Thunk?
Everyone shrugs.
*Doofs side*
"So let me get this straight…you want to betray NattyMc and all the other reviewers by being on my side?"
Pretty much –Out with a Whoosh and a Thunk.
"Your evil, I like it!"
Can I get your autograph? –Out with a Whoosh and a Thunk hands him a pen and paper.
"Sure" Doof says as he signs a piece of paper and gives it back "You know we should do some schemes together sometime, we could finally destroy NattyMc and end this story once and for all, yeah we should hang out sometime, just ask me and I'll trick NattyMc into bringing you here, what do you say?"
Super Nanny.
Doof was watching 'Super Nanny' to find out new ways to discipline Platyborg, the TV said.
"You can thump the child, it doesn't hurt them and it is a good form of discipline"
"Hmm…" Doof rubbed his chin in thought.
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Platyborg was crying "You hit meeeeeee!" He sobbed.
"I thumped you, it barely even hurt" Doof rolled his eye.
Platyborg continued to cry "It hurtttttttttt"
Guitar Hero.
It was the ultimate guitar battle, Alt Doof vs Platyborg, Regular Doof and Perry were watching from the sidelines because they were asked to be witnesses.
The final chord played and the screen flashed…
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WINNER: PLATYBORG
"HA! In your face! What now, *****!" Platyborg yelled.
Needless to say, that 5 letter word he said got him a black eye and to be grounded in his room for a week.
Cleaning Time.
"But I don't want to clean" Platyborg complained.
"Too bad, its spring cleaning and you are gonna clean your room, it's a mess"
"It is not"
"Platyborg, when I went in there your laundry attacked me!"
"I don't wear clothes, I don't HAVE laundry"
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"That just proves my point! Here" Doof handed him a broom "I'll be back later to check on you, I'm gonna go clean my bathroom" Doof walked out the room.
Platyborg rolled his eyes and began sweeping.
"Stupid spring cleaning…" Platyborg mumbled to himself.
All of a sudden he heard a growling noise and turned around, he smiled.
"Oh there you are Goozim" Platyborg pet the brown square monsters head "Did you attack Doof yesterday? Now normally I'd be happy, but if he finds out I've been keeping you as a pet, I'm screwed, so no attacking Doof…unless I say so" Platyborg quickly added.
Singing.
Platyborg finished cleaning his room, well sort of, he just shoved everything under his bed and in the closet…anyways he went to go see if Doof was done cleaning his bathroom, he walked in and was about to say something when he saw Doof singing, he was sing 'A working song' from that 'Enchanted' movie, Platyborg backed out of the bathroom slowly and shut the door without Doof noticing.
"Well…that was redundant"
Mr Policeman.
"I swear Mr Officer Policeman Guy, I didn't mean to shoot that old lady with peanut butter, it was an accident!" Platyborg pleaded to the police officer who just glared at him angrily, tapping his foot.
Awesome Sauce Fight.
"Are you ready?" Platyborg asked.
Totally –Coolguyforever.
"On the count of three…one…two…THREE!"
Platyborg and Coolguyforever jumped out of their hiding places and blasted Doof with awesome sauce from their water guns.
"Ugh, what is this?" Doof asked disgusted.
"Its duck sauce" Platyborg answered.
I thought it was awesome sauce –Coolguyforever.
"Awesome sauce IS duck sauce, silly!"Platyborg said as if it were obvious.
Jelly Donut.
"I swear Mr Officer Policeman Guy, I didn't mean to throw that Jelly Donut into traffic and make anyone crash, honest!"
The policeman just shook his head at the cyborg.
Singing.
Platyborg walked in Doofs room only to find him singing again, THIS time he was singing 'I kissed a boy'. Platyborg again backed away slowly out of the room without Doof noticing and said.
"I don't even WANT to know"
Blender.
"Platyborg, if you don't clean up this mess I'm gonna stuff you in the blender!"
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"Platyborg you broke my blender!" Doof stood holding his blender which was now in pieces.
"Look, if you threaten me with something, I am naturally gonna break it, so if you don't want me to break it, don't threaten me with it! Its like a impulse, you threaten me with it, I don't feel safe until its destroyed, if anything its your fault!"
And naturally, that line of dialogue caused the cyborg to receive some smacks to his face and kicks to his stomach and to be sent to his room without dinner, while Doof ordered another blender, but Platyborg was sure about one thing, if Doof threatened him with the new blender, he'd have to break it.
Chili.
"I swear Mr Officer Policeman Guy, I didn't mean to throw that chili at your face! I wasn't even aiming for your face I promise!"
The now covered in chili policeman glared at him without saying anything.
"…I'm going to jail aren't I?"
The policeman nodded.
"Damnit…"
Country.
"Platyborg that's racist!"
"Sorry, but its not my fault that rednecks creep me out!"
Movie.
"Are you sure this is ok?" Platyborg whispered to his girlfriend.
"Of course, I sneak into Rated R movies ALL the time" Semira reassured.
"What if we get caught? Doof will kill me"
"We wont, and if we get caught I'll cover for you kay babe?" Semira flirted.
Platyborg smiled as they kissed.
"HEY!" Shouted a voice "You kids aren't supposed to be in here!"
"Later babe!" Semira bolted.
"Wow…I definitely picked the wrong person to be my girlfriend…but why does it feel so right? Wait up babe!" Platyborg ran after her.
Camera.
"I got back WordNerb's camera I sold on ebay" Platyborg announced to Doof.
"That's great where is it?"
"I sold it"
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Doof just shook his head at the cyborg.
"…What? Why're you looking at me like that?"
Singing.
Platyborg walked in on Doof in the shower, and if that wasn't bad enough, he was singing the song 'Lollipop' by Lil Wayne.
Platyborg couldn't take it anymore, he had to say something.
"Dude…WTF"
A/N: I don't recommend looking up the song Lollipop, it is EXTREMELY inappropriate, I should know…I have it on my ipod xD