Authors Note: How long do you guys think this story should go on? My longest story was my original 'The Meeting' fic which was 17 chapters, we're on chapter 19 now, do you guys think this should be never ending? Idk I just think that 40+ chapters is over kill, plus I'll be starting a 4 parter soon and that'll take up like 4 chapters of the story…I mean I do have a way to end this story in mind but idk I'll miss writing on it and everything but I'll also get the time to work on other stories I wanted to publish, I might be taking a break on writing while I wait for my father to buy me a laptop, he said in May possibly or later idk but I'll let you guys know before hand, I wont just disappear for two months without a word, the only way I'll do that is if I died xD Oh and Jylamz you should seriously consider making an account, you could message me and I could help you learn to publish stories, its a lot easier trust me, either that or give me your email xD Well either way you'd need an account to publish a story xD ON WITH LE STORY!
OH AND HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SPRING XD
The Meeting: In Between Dimensions: Chapter 19
Eat.
Platyborg was in the kitchen when Doof walked in.
"Platyborg what are you doing?"
"I'm nomming"
…
Litterbox.
Doof was on the couch when Platyborg sat something down in front of him.
"Platyborg, whats that?"
"Its my new litter box"
"Platyborg your toilet trained you don't need a litterbox"
"Yes but I now choose to use one"
"Whatever floats your boat" Doof shrugged.
"You have to clean it whenever I use it"
"I will do no such thing"
Platyborg shrugged and sat in his litterbox.
"Platyborg, what are you- PLATYBORG!" Doof was disgusted.
Platyborg got up "Pick it up".
"No! Platyborg I am not doing that!"
"Pick it up"
"No! That's sick, your sick!"
"Pick it up"
"No!"
"Pick it up"
"NO PLATYBORG!"
Stupid.
"You know, for a cyborg who has a computer for a brain, you sure are stupid"
Park.
"Doof"
"What, Platyborg?"
"Take me to the park"
"No"
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*At the Park*
Doof was sitting on the bench while Platyborg attempted to climb the slide.
"Platyborg I don't recommend doing that" Doof warned.
Platyborg ignored him however and continued doing it.
"See I told you I could-" Platyborg's gloating was interrupted however as he tumbled down the slide and landed flat on his face.
Doof laughed "I warned you".
Platyborg didn't move.
"Platyborg?"
The cyborg still didn't respond.
"Oh crap…"
School.
"Ok Platyborg, we'll try this again, whats two plus two?"
Doof had a pointer pointing to a blackboard that read '2+2=?' and Platyborg was sitting at a small desk.
Platyborg rubbed his chin in thought "…can I get a definition?"
Doof facepalmed.
Zombie Apocalypse.
"DIE! DIE! DIE!" Platyborg screamed as he blasted the zombies.
"Will you calm down? Your made of metal, what are they gonna do, eat you? That's highly unlikely" Doof rolled his eyes as he stabbed more zombies.
Platyborg thought this over a moment but then went immediately back to screaming "DIE M***** F***** DIE!"
Doof sighed.
Jail.
"I wish you'd stop getting yourself arrested" Doof complained to the cyborg one day.
"Its not my fault! That Mr Officer Policeman Guy hates me! He's out to get me!"
"I highly doubt that Platyborg"
*Somewhere else*
Mr Officer Policeman Guy sat on the stoop of DEI.
He'd get that cyborg behind bars…one way or another.
Kiss.
Platyborg and Doof were fighting over the last piece of pizza.
"Let go of the pizza Platyborg!"
"I saw it first!" Platyborg tried to pull it from him.
"Well I bought it!"
"But I'm still hungry!"
"Your always hungry Platyborg! I'm starting to think you have worms!"
"I do NOT have worms!"
"Let go!"
"You let go!"
As they were fighting over the pizza they both tripped and fell on the ground which led to them accidentally kissing.
They both stared at each other for a moment before screaming and scrambling away from each other.
"We will never speak of this again" Doof demanded.
"Agreed"
Relish.
"Relish has a good source of potatum" Platyborg suddenly stated.
"Platyborg, what the h*** are you talking about? Its banana's and the word is potassium! Not potatum, you retard!"
Scar.
"How come your scar goes over your eyepatch?"
"I thought I told you never to ask me that question"
"Yeah but since when does a scar go OVER an eyepatch? That doesn't make any sense"
"Your FACE doesn't make any sense"
…
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"Yourrrrrr meannnnn tooooo meeeeeeee" Platyborg whined.
"Platyborg stop crying"
"Youuuuu thinkkkk I'mmm uglyyyyyyyy"
"I do not"
"You said my face didn't make senseeeeeee"
"Look I'm sorry I said that, just stop whining!"
…
…
…
"Wahhhhhhhhhhh"
Pencil.
"Platyborg, be careful with that pencil! Your gonna poke my eye out!"
"Looks like someone beat me to it" Platyborg chuckled.
Doof smacked him.
…
"Youuuuuu hittttttt meeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Ugh, not this again…"
Model.
Platyborg was sitting on his bed when Semira jumped through the window, Platyborg who was startled by this, fell off the bed.
"Semira? What're you doing here? Why'd you break through my window? Doof is gonna kill me, I'm already grounded because of you" Platyborg said shakily, he wasn't really grounded, it figures the one time he wishes he was grounded, he wasn't, he should have accepted Wall.E's dare to put piranhas in Doof's bath tub, he's been becoming afraid of his girlfriend more and more lately, don't get me wrong, he loves Semira, shes a very pretty platypus (Platyborg thinks so) but she can be…a tad bit aggressive…and most of the time…a complete psychopath, he's been trying to avoid her lately, to no avail.
"You ask too many questions, I'm here because I need your help with something"
Platyborg backed away "I-I had this talk with Doof, he said i-if you ever ask me for help with something to say no"
"No silly, I want you to take pictures of me"
"…Isn't that illegal?"
"Since you and Wall.E constantly call me pretty, I have decided I want to be a model when I grow up and models do photo shoots, so I have to be ready to do them, so here" Semira handed him a camera.
Platyborg stared at it, with all the irony in the universe it made perfect sense that the camera she gave him was in fact WordNerbs camera that he had sold on ebay…twice.
He took the camera as Semira started to pose.
"Are you sure about this?" Platyborg looked up from the camera.
"Of course! Now shoot!"
"Alright" Platyborg shrugged and started snapping photos.
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Doof walked by Platyborgs door only to be overwhelmed by curiosity of the flashing lights coming from under the door.
"Platyborg" Doof knocked "Your not electrocuting yourself again are you?"
There was no answer and the flashes kept going.
Doof put his ear to the door to listen.
"Is this pose ok?"
"Yeah its fine"
More flashing.
Doofs eyes widened before he immediately opened the door.
"What the heck is going on in here?"
Everyone stopped.
Platyborg stood holding a camera and was now staring at Doof and Semira was doing a handstand.
"Well?" Doof demanded.
Platyborg flashed a photo.
"Platyborg give me that camera!" Doof took the camera away from him.
"Whats wrong?" Platyborg asked.
"Yeah we were in the middle of a photo shoot" Semira stopped doing a handstand and crossed her arms.
"A photo shoot?"
"Semira's a model" Platyborg said.
"Can we please have our camera back?"
"Look you guys, we should have a little talk ok?" Doof sighed.
*20 minutes later*
"So now do you guys understand?" Doof had just finished having a long talk with them on the couch.
"So, we can be close, but not too close?" Semira asked, still not fully understanding.
"And kissing is ok, we just can't touch each other?" Platyborg asked.
"Exactly" Doof nodded.
…
Platyborg grinned evilly and poked Semira.
"Ow! He touched me!"
"You guys that's not what I me-"
Semira pinched Platyborg.
"Ow!"
"Serves you right" Semira grinned evily.
Platyborg smacked her.
"Platyborg!" Doof was shocked.
"You can't hit me! I'm a girl!"
"Pfft" Platyborg rolled his eyes.
Semira growled at him and tackled him to the ground where they both proceeded to fight each other.
"You guys stop it! This is not how people that love each other are supposed to act!"
The two platypi continued to fight each other.
Doof sighed and walked out the room, what type of couple were those two? All they did was fight, not like any relationship he'd ever seen…but somehow it seemed familiar, like he knows two people who act exactly like that, that fight but underneath it they deeply care for each other…Doof shrugged it off, he didn't know anyone who acted like that at all.
"Don't make me get the funnel!"
…
Nope, no one he knew.